weird ejaculate problem

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ok, so recently every time i masturebate after like five minutes i will ejaculate a shit load of semen but not orgasm. i keep going for ages and finally orgasm but it's dry. does anyone know why this is happening? it is potentially very embarrasing because i've just started seeing a girl and i think we will be sexing quite soon.. any ideas?

― definitely logged out, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

sounds like the ole pull-out won't work in your case, son. Best wear a raincoat or settle for C on Ts.

― Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Surprise her!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

maybe your pornography is getting too familiar?

― Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

the OLE pull out?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

works every time!
well, until it don't.

― Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.breakfasttacos.com/fixins/Bullfighter.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.expertfootball.com/training/skills/crazy/9.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.psw-leisure.co.uk/images/bungee.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.alwaysontherun.net/coltrane/ole.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

see thsoe little white drips below the cock n balls?
that's your problem.

― Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

bullfighter is packing!!

OLÉ!

― Jah Pastafari (jaxon), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

antidepressants? so depressing.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

I see no problem. I mean, if you are still good to go after ejaculating, just ejaculate and keep fuckin'!

― emilys. (emilys.), Thursday, 15 September 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Condom could slide off if you keep fucking after ejaculating. Cause a messy and unsafe situation. The ol' pull-out method is so dumb. Precum is fertile and can carry disease as well.

That is the weirdest thing I've heard of. Premature ejaculation maybe?

― recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

put on a new condom and keep fucking! yay!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

I have that same problem with my nose sometimes. It runs like the devil until I finally get ahold of a tissue to blow it like the dickens and then nothing. Then, I start walking around again and it runs. I got to blow it: nothing. So annoying!

― I Know How You Feel, Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

Twice in the past week I've been able to ejaculate twice with the same erection -- once alone and once with someone else. This is new to me. It doesn't seem like a problem, but it does seem odd.

― logged out because I don't want to be accused of bragging, Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

two squirts isn't ejaculating twice

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

hang on, wait, i've misread.

so you were wanking, ejaculated once, kept the hardon and someone else slotted on for the second squirt?? that's some choreography!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

No. Four ejaculations total, on different days. But only two erections among them.

― i swear to god, Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

awesome! did you say "thank you come again" afterwards?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

or something about "dude i'm so not like christmas"

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

"jim carey eat your heart out. i'm CUM AND CUMMER, BABY"

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

hey girl, you were TWICE A LAID-EE

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

really you are the ideal guy

― emilys. (emilys.), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

"HEY LOOK! MY ONE DONG JUST MADE TWO WHITES"

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

xpost haha well if i can come twice perhaps.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

or something about "dude i'm so not like christmas"

I try to refrain from calling her "dude."

― that would be wrong, Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

well we haven't established the gender just now so i thought i'd keep it open

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

I think this happened to me once. It was on New Year's (a few years ago), if that helps.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

You did that DRUNK? You're a goddamn machine.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.filmlisten.no/bilder/poster_size/aijude987821958.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

so i had sex with the girl and it happened again! i was wearing a condom so it was cool at first but i was little worried after like half an hour because she seemed um.. sore and then we both got all like introverted and weird. so i stopped and we didn't say anything for like 10 minutes, just hugged and shit but then when i took the condom off some come dripped on the bed and she was all wtf. so i came clean (oof) and she was very understanding and was all arrogantly "this never happens to me ever" and proceeded to give me a long blow job but then got bored after a while and i ended up going home. we texted though so i think we're cool. i'm still kinda worried.

― definitely logged out, Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

just hugged and shit

You are the sweetest guy ever.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

she was very understanding and was all arrogantly "this never happens to me ever"

thank god!!!!!!????????????????????????????????

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

I don't know, man. I think girls who ejaculate are pretty cool.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

yeah but if she keeps her hard on afterwards it would freak me out.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

xpost At least, they are in porn, because then it gives the orgasm some extra oomph. Cause it's like, she ain't fakin' that. Look! She's squirting! I love a verifiable female orgasm.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Ken, then finish her off with a blowjob! Yeesh!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: 'This is a song about orgasms. It's called, "Come Again?"' (E, Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

wahey!!!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

That sounds like the opposite of the tantric multiple-male-orgasm deal, where you learn to orgasm over and over without ejaculating. There's something called ejaculatory anhedonia; you might want to look it up and maybe talk to a urologist.

― Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

For the record, females can ejaculate without having an orgasm.

― scout (scout), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Wikipedia tells me that "anhedonia is the inverse of hedonism." Sounds like a truly terrible condition.

For the record, females can ejaculate without having an orgasm.

Only the REALLY telented ones, and maybe that's why they're porn stars. Anyway, works for me.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

I had the 2 for 1 boner thing a few times. I think I caused it through pure will as it only seems to occur when I'm having really really.. great.. time.
Anyhow I never thought it somehting to worry about.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

I think I caused it through pure will as it only seems to occur when I'm having really really.. great.. time.

I think that might be exactly it. I think it might just be that this girl is... man... somethin' else. I come twice, and then I have extremely happy dreams next to her all night. It's awesome. I'm so happy.

― logged out and really happy, Friday, 16 September 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

aw. cute

― gem (trisk), Friday, 16 September 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

hi there my name is doctor gary your problem is that you are gay let me refer you to my psychiatrist friend also you owe me $150

― dr gary busey (dr g), Friday, 16 September 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

Half an hour???

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 September 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

Half an hour???

That's a whole other thread. It must have been done? "How long do you fuck for?"

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 16 September 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

half an hour is enough time for 30 orgasms.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 September 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Wikipedia tells me that "anhedonia is the inverse of hedonism." Sounds like a truly terrible condition.
Like that one Jarboe record

― emilys. (emilys.), Friday, 16 September 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

I can't find a "how long do you fuck for" thread. Countdown...

― 3-2-1 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 16 September 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

ten years pass...

11 years

― you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2016 01:04 (nine years ago)

someone else slotted on for the second squirt

― new noise, Monday, 22 February 2016 01:14 (nine years ago)

one weird ejaculate problem drives gynecologists crazy

― Posts found in a bottle by (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 February 2016 04:26 (nine years ago)

11 years

― you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Sunday, February 21, 2016 8:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

since your first post to ilx?

― flopson, Monday, 22 February 2016 04:54 (nine years ago)

Yuk Yuk yuk

― you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 February 2016 04:55 (nine years ago)

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