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I caught you having anal sex on Gygax's couch (you're dumb)
You're a trendy fucking hipster
Rockism is fucking gay
Everyone on ILX is dumb
You can't spell

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)

You went to a Coldplay concert

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:11 (twenty years ago)

You changed your password

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:15 (twenty years ago)

Acronyms are gay.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:22 (twenty years ago)

You tried to log out but fucked it up

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

You talk to strangers on the internet, you fucking gay

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)

Garru G is a sensitive man

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

You talk up your association with the Brian Jonestown Massacre.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

Jo3l Hun+ is changing his name to Captain Save-A-Ho

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

You got a degree in liberal arts, gaywad.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

You think you're British but you're just a gay Floridian.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:42 (twenty years ago)

Spencer Chow has many hair care products.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

Becky Lucas is cool

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

You Are Shocked By Rude Words

― N_)RQ, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha you have personal problems

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:59 (twenty years ago)

No You Can't Have An Invite To Indietorrents, Now Shut Up And Go Back To Watching The N

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

You started a thread about hair dye advice and no one replied

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

You keep a blog all about being gay

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 09:14 (twenty years ago)

you started a thread about gay dog advice and your mum replied

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

You never log in to the internet message board that I frequent and it really makes me mad because I'm fucking gay

― AC's Steven Putnam Turns The Tables On Himself, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)

Your boss just caught you reading the Anal Cunt thread, loser.

(he did)

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)

Your boss took you into the office after reading the thread over your shoulder (said suck gaylord or your fired.)

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)

You Logged Out

― deaf leopard (haitch), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

You don't know much about Art

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

Paul Simon to thread

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

You Write For An Alt-Weekly

― deaf leopard (haitch), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

You Posted Online Poker Spam

― deaf leopard (haitch), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

You Posted A Complaint To The Noise-Board (You're Gay)

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

You Asked For A Thread To Be Dilated (You're Still Gay)

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

You Anonymously Started A Thread Slagging Something Off (You're Gay)

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

You Aren't Funny And Never Were, And You're Fat

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

You Don't Know How To Fucking Swim

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

I'm Not Gonna Publish Your Article On M.I.A., Fag

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

Glasgow Is Gay

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

This is the Thread Where I Say You're Gay

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

You Keep Clicking Refresh When You Get A "Turn Back You Poxy Fule" Message Because You Have No Life And I Emailed You AIDS

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

You think you're British but you're just a gay Floridian.

HAHAHAHAHA! Oh wait...

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

You And Everyone You Know Is A Fucking Waste Of Time .

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

You tried for an excelsior but got a dick in your ass.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Who, me?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

NED RAGGET IS GAY
THE NOIZE BOARD IS FAGS
SPENCER CHOW IS GAY
ILX IS GAY
JOHN WILLIAMS LOOKS LIKE WOOD ALLEN AND IS GAY
YOU ARE GAY
EVERYBODY ON ILX IS GAY
THE NOISE BOARD IS GAY
KATE IS A GUSHER
THIS THREAD IS GAY
TROLLS ARE GAY
YOU ARE GAY
IF YOU READ ILX YOU ARE GAY
TRUCKER HAT IS GAY
AND IM SPENT

― CUSTOS PASSANTINO, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

You regularly use the "Find" feature on your browser to see if you've been excelsiored - you fag!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Callum Waddle has Gingivitis

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

You make poos in your nan's flange and you're gay.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

I Sent a Thank You Note to the Guy Who Harasses You on ILE

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

I broke your iPod because you are gay.
Anthony M. got AIDS from Freddy D.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

NOISE BOARD IS BUNCH OF FUCKING NAZI FAGS WHO LIKE MEN AND HAVE AIDS

― CUSTOS PASSANTINO, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

You started a meta thread.

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

You Have a Strong Opinion One Way or the Other About Whether Registration Should Be Mandatory.

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

You're a japanophile pedophile with a PayPal account.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Everyone in Chicago is gay

― dan m (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

You use the word "problematic"

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

You screamed like a girl about making ILE registration only and ridding it of trolls and banality but the first "registered users only" thread you start is entitled If assholes could talk.

― Anonytroll, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

You confused Gygax for Gear

― chrisco (chrisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

You Accidentally Joined an Emo Band and Went to Practise Tonight

― tgernz, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

I Just Found A Faggot In My Aero Bar

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

"GRIME IS GAY"

you like grime
beause you want to be black
and speak in an accent
you want to rap poorly over some beats
but you cant do anything
except write about it on your blog

GRIME IS GAY
GRIME IS GAY
GRIME IS GAY
GRIME IS GAY
GRIME IS GAY
GRIME IS GAY

your finger is on the pulse
of the kids in the nation
and by kids i mean faggy rock critics

GRIME IS GAY
GRIME IS GAY
GRIME IS GAY
GRIME IS GAY
GRIME IS GAY
GRIME IS GAY

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

You're from South Carolina- oh, wait

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

You Said "I Call Bullshit" On ILX Planned Outage Thread

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

You Tried To Be A Noise Dude By Posting Groundbreaking Grime Criticisms

― Anallin' Hipster, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

You Started A New Excelsior Thread Because You Don't Have "View Last 50 Posts" Set

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

You Spent 10 Hours Arguing About The Best Archies Single

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

You Are Funny Like Lord Custos

― Anallin' Hipster, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

You're A Troll Because You Just Want To Be Loved

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

You Tried To Be A Noise Dude By Posting Groundbreaking Grime Criticisms

-- Anallin' Hipster (truckerha...) (webmail), September 14th, 2005 6:48 PM. (link)

robble!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

i dont really have any strong actual opinions of grime though, fwiw.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

You're from South Carolina- oh, wait

-- Morley Timmons (summerbabe82...), September 14th, 2005.

double robble!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

You Have Nice Hair And Baby Blue Eyes And You're Old

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

You Have A Hidden Agenda

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

You're a Troll Who Has Nothing Better to do Than Harass ilX Like a Fucking Loser

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

You think you're black but you're really just an art school Williamburg faggot.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

you moved to williamsburg but don't think you're a faggot, faggot

― LUMINEE, Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

Alex in NYC Has a Moustache

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

Alex in NYC Is a Daddy

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

Theme From Dr. Who

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid*

*actual song title

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

Chertoff Is Cool

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Kyle From Incantation Herpes

― amon (eman), Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

You Decanted Your Colostomy Bag in my Coffee Maker at Work, Faggot

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

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