W: WHO IS that guy?
Condi: Which guy?
W: The AFRICAN-AMERICAN GUY at the FRONT
Condi: Kofi Annan. He's not American, he's just African.
W: Can I say that too, African, it's NOT LIKE THE N word?
Condi: Yeah, it's OK
W: DO I LIKE him?
Condi: Not really.
W: OK - did you NOTICE IF THERES A CANDY machine in THE LOBBY?
― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)
rice: mr. president, apparently there will be a break in ten minutes, so you should be able to use the bathroom then
bush: Let Peedom Rain!
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)
W: Who's the guy talking and what language is he talking in?
C: Dominique de Villepin; that's French, he's from France.
W: What happened to She-Rack?
C: He's sick at home.
W: Did he get a note?
C: Yes.
W: From who?
C: His wife.
W: Ok. So this Veal-pan guy.
C: He's the foreign minister.
W: Is he gay?
C: Yes.
W: So is RJG.
C: ROFFLES.
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)
W: *THINKING*HMM WHAT COUNTRY SHALL I BLOW UP TODAY HMMM I LIKE COUNTRYS ALOT
C: *THINKING*MAYBE IF I JUST REST MY HAND LIKE THIS *RESTS HAND ON CHIN* AND CHEW MY PEN LIKE THIS *CHEWS END OF PEN SEDUCTIVELY* I CAN GET ME SOME WHITE COCK TONITE!
W: *THINKING*I DOODS THINK THAT MAYBE I SHULD BLOWS UP A COUNTRY BUT WHATS ONE HMM I WONDERD WHAT MY PAL TONYS BLAIRS IS DOODING MAYBE WE CANT GET THEM FOLKS THAT DID THIS
C: *PASSES NOTE* GEORGY WEORGY I WANNA SUCK ON-A YA COCK-A TONITE-A
W: *THINKING* OH NOES WHAT I DOODS ABOUT MY PROBLEMS OF HAVING A WEINER OH DEAS MY WEINER GROWING BIG WHAT IS THIS FELING IF ONLY I CULD ASK MY POPS BUT NOW HE FREND WITH THAT FAGGOT OOOPS IM NOT ASPOSED TO USE CURSE WORDS WHAT WHY HE FREND WITH THAT HOMOSEXAL BILLY CLINTON OH DERS WHAT I DOODS I THINK ABOUT NOT HAVIN THE WEINER PROBLEM AND IT GO AWAY LIKE BLACKS OF NEW ORLEANS
C: *REACHES UNDER THE DESK AND RUBS DUBYAS KNEE*
W: OH NOES EVEN MORE BADS THINGS IS HAPPNED WHY MY HAND TURNED BROWN LIKE THE AFRICANS MAN OH DERS WHERE IS MY POPS?????
C: *UNZIPS DUBYAS PANTS AND WINKS AND LICKS LIPS AT DUBYA*
W: WHY IS THE BROWN LADY LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT. HEY BROWN LADY WHYS YOU LOOKS AT ME LIKE THIS LIKE YOU GOT A SPASTIC PROBLEM OH NOES NOT SPASTIC THAT NOT POLITICAL CORRECT WHY USE GOT A RETARDS FACE AT ME???
C: LISTEN GEORGE,THIS IS HOW IT GONE BE YA HERD ME??? WE GON GET CRUNK AFTER THIS MEETING AND THEN YOU GON FUCK ME LIKE A FAT OREO COOKY EATIN,OIL HOARDIN,COUNTRY BLOWIN UPPIN,BROWN PEOPLE HATIN..FUCKIN,WHITE ASS SOUTHERN ASS FUCKIN,9/11 DWELLIN,MUTHAFUCKIN,WHITE ASS FUCKIN GUITAR PLAYING FUCKIN JOHN BOY FUCKIN SLACK JAWED DUMB ASS MUTHAFUCKER!!!! YA DIG????
W:OHS KAYS DEN BUT DONT TELL MY POPS ON ME FOR MAKING A PEE PEE IN MY PANTS BUT IT WHITE DOE
― CUSTO PASSANTINOS, Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)
W: If we're in NY, but we're really in the UN, are there no US laws here?
C: Why?
W: So if I like pulled out an Uzi and ripped into the jerks I wouldn't get in trouble?
C: You should pay attention.
W: It would rule if the army had like a MechaGodzilla and he ripped the roof off right now and picked up Veal-pan and he was all like AAAAAAAAA! I should tell the army to do that.
― I think I may need a bathroom break? (wetmink2), Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)
Those hands in prayer look even more morbid than the ones depicted on my grandfather's casket.
― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Thursday, 15 September 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)