TS: Vice vs. An*l C*nt

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They both seem pretty unfunnily provocative in attempting to milk laughs out of offending strawman liberals with "hate" language. But for some reason Vice gets (deserved) piles of shit for making the same fag jokes A.C. gets post-ironical fuck-yeahs for. Why?

Me, I say fuck 'em both, but that obv. puts my candidacy for total faggotry out there, right? And am I naive for expecting any kind of serious thought-out answers to this?

― disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

an*l c*nt aren't "journalists"

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

i don't think anal cunt actually are out to please anyone but themselves somehow.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 15 September 2005 07:29 (twenty years ago)

Whatever. Either way you're still laughing at shitty fag jokes.

― disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 15 September 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

Anal Cunt's fag jokes are a lot funnier though.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 15 September 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

Vice (at least some of the people behind it!) is sincerely conservative.
Anal Cunt is not.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

The thread starter missed chance with this one, they could have shoehorned in the name of a popupar music website named after a farming implement into the topic somehow, started the thread in ilm = 1000 new answers by this evening.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

Anal Cunt's fag jokes are a lot funnier though.
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), September 15th, 2005. (later)

dom 1,000% OTM.

anal cunt also aren't smug williamsburg trustafarian republicans-in-hipsters' clothing. (which also probably explains why they're funnier.)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

Come on.

― simian (dymaxia), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Even Though You're Culture Oppresses
Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead

You fucking towelhead
You wear a towel on your head, you fucking towelhead
I hate women, you do too
But you have a mustache, you fucking towelhead

― simian (dymaxia), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever
Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician
He wore chains before Slayer and Venom
Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg

[Chorus 1:]
If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay
If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay
If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay
If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay

All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People
"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People
Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People
No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer

[Chorus 2:]
If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay
If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay
If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay
If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

strawman liberals with "hate" language.

???

yeah, lotta strawman stuff going on in AC.

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

also, there's a difference between smartassery and smugness

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

also, there's a difference between smartassery and smugness

-- kingfish superman ice cream (jdsalmo...), September 15th, 2005.

anal cunt also aren't smug williamsburg trustafarian republicans-in-hipsters' clothing. (which also probably explains why they're funnier.)

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), September 15th, 2005.

OTFM

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 15 September 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

vice snorts coke, a.c. smokes crack

― amon (eman), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Momus isn't affiliated with Anal Cunt.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

1. Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot

harvey fierstein told me you guys ruled
john zorn called to tell me you're great
the caller i.d. was from a gay bar
you guys fucking suck

any guy who likes you
like neurosis and dicks up his ass
you think you're so fucking original
gay bars used to be original too

you never get bad reviews
because all the writers shoot up cum
everyone who likes you
is a gay homosexual faggot

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

we just wanted to sound like shit
but you thought we were avant garde
you thought we went to art school
but we worked at gas stations

you thought we were cool
but you diden't know we hate you
you thought we were cool
fuck off all you fucking faggots

you diden't know we were a bunch of assholes
you thought we were liberal and arty
you tried to act wierd and pretend you were violent
when i whipped chairs at you, you can off and cried

you thought we were cool
but you diden't know we hate you
you thought we were cool
fuck off all you fucking faggots

once you realized we hate people like you
you finally stopped coming to our shows
now there's less faggots, less people with glasses
less know it all eggheads, no more jazz fags

you thought we were cool
but you diden't know we hate you
you thought we were cool
fuck off all you fucking faggots

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Nope. Still think they're schmucks. Just different varieties of schmucks.

― disco violence (disco violence), Friday, 16 September 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

I mean, no, fine, go ahead and throw around "faggot" like you're a grindcore Fred Phelps with tourette's and bitch about people on your website being "fucking jew[s]" but for the love of God don't wear a white belt in the process

― disco violence (disco violence), Friday, 16 September 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

i like this one:

You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed
Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again
You heard all kikes have to get circumcized
You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick

[Chorus:]
No one would touch you, now you're a jew
You fucking hebe, now you're a kike

After you got circumcized
Guys still wouldn't touch you
It's bad enough you were a fag before
Now you're a gay faggot jew

[Chorus]

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 16 September 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

Fuck you.

― disco violence (disco violence), Friday, 16 September 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

OK, I'm overreacting, maybe, but I seriously have to question half the time why people laugh at this shit.

― disco violence (disco violence), Friday, 16 September 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

i didnt really laugh the times ive listened to ac. i only have some weird 2 disc comp of early stuff and an acoustic show in some living room. i cant really listen to it much.

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 16 September 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

i only have some weird 2 disc comp of early stuff

I have that as well, it arrived out of nowhere in the mail. I like the tracks that consist of 1642 songs or something.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 September 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

I thought "you live on a houseboat" was pretty choice

― emilys. (emilys.), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Fred Durst is a fucking faggot
He thinks he's black, but he's just gay
He cancelled a show cuz he sprained his ankle
He's also a fucking midget

[Chorus:]
You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay (x2)
You're fucking gay

The guitarist wears a mask
To hide the cum stains on his face
They're the gayest band I've ever seen
And I've seen the Culture Club live

[Chorus]

Fred wears a hat to hide his baldness
I refuse to believe blacks think he's cool
I wish he'd beaten and raped by some black guy
And see if he still wants to be black

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay
If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay
If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay

Come on, the juxtaposition is genius. How many times do bands have to do this before people get the joke?

― simian (dymaxia), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

One of my "friends" in Boston worked at a shoe store in Boston (B3rks?) and used to chat with one of the AC dudes all the time and said he was NICE and had a cute little BABY who he LOVED A LOT.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

I've heard nothing but nice things about the AC dudes. I figure you must be doing something right if stupid meathead hardcore bands keep beating you up.

http://www.viceland.com/issues/v12n7/htdocs/bird/1.jpg

― sux2bu (Adrian Langston), Friday, 16 September 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

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