"GOD BLESS THE TITTIES OF AMERICA!" -- Roxymuzak meets Motley Crue

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Roxymuzac [8:41 PM]: MOTLEY CRUE.

rutherford mills [8:42 PM]: YES

Roxymuzac [8:42 PM]: for starters, mick mars is completely covered from head to toe. Long-ass black trench coat that is huge, gloves, giant top hat. you can not see head nor hide of mick mars.

Roxymuzac [8:42 PM]: wait, wait, back up to actually the best thing:

rutherford mills [8:42 PM]: hahaha

rutherford mills [8:42 PM]: poor mick

Roxymuzac [8:42 PM]: we are walking in, up the ramp to the arena, and we look down and see some rocker on a cell phone, with one red converse and one black converse

Roxymuzac [8:43 PM]: we all (me, chad, heather) recognize this as a tommy lee signifier

Roxymuzac [8:43 PM]: however, on closer inspection, i realize it's sixx. i shout "NICHOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Roxymuzac [8:43 PM]: he looks up and waves

Roxymuzac [8:43 PM]: everyone starts screaming

Roxymuzac [8:43 PM]: THEN

Roxymuzac [8:44 PM]: VINCE NEILL COMES OUT and raises some RUCKUS that people are being too loud

Roxymuzac [8:44 PM]: he was just jealous that no one cared he existed

Roxymuzac [8:44 PM]: anyway back to the show

rutherford mills [8:44 PM]: hahahahahah

rutherford mills [8:44 PM]: seriously?

Roxymuzac [8:44 PM]: truth

rutherford mills [8:44 PM]: THEY ARE MOTLEY CRUE

rutherford mills [8:44 PM]: WTF

rutherford mills [8:44 PM]: and then he hands out free copies of his sex vidoes

rutherford mills [8:44 PM]: 'please take them!'

Roxymuzac [8:45 PM]: he comes out in camo shorts going "KEEP it DOWN KEEP it DOWN" and doing this hand-pumping gesture W/ FOOT STOMPING COMBO

rutherford mills [8:45 PM]: and the other day i was like 'vince gill is obviously the worst crue member' to cody and tara:(

Roxymuzac [8:45 PM]: chad was like 'he probably thought it was his mother, saying nicholas."

Roxymuzac [8:45 PM]: haha vince gill

Roxymuzac [8:45 PM]: that would be a sight

Roxymuzac [8:45 PM]: so the show.

Roxymuzac [8:46 PM]: before it even began, they started playing hell's bell's over the P.A.....and the crowd started to CHEER

Roxymuzac [8:46 PM]: this is in people-filing-in mode

rutherford mills [8:46 PM]: hahah

Roxymuzac [8:46 PM]: then after that they only played acdc over the PA

Roxymuzac [8:46 PM]: oh on one part!!!! hahahaha on one part tommy lee rides in on a motorcycle

Roxymuzac [8:46 PM]: vince neill rides in on a motorcycle

Roxymuzac [8:47 PM]: sixx rides in on a motorcycle

Roxymuzac [8:47 PM]: slowly, mick mars walks in from the side stage

rutherford mills [8:47 PM]: hahahaahahah

rutherford mills [8:47 PM]: aw

rutherford mills [8:47 PM]: someone pushes him out in a wheelchair.

Roxymuzac [8:48 PM]: at one point, tommy lee plays a piano passionately (WHO KNEW [apparently heather actually]) and then says "WE....LOVE....YOU!!!" with sign language (giant heart in the air)

Roxymuzac [8:48 PM]: i almost died.

rutherford mills [8:48 PM]: hahahah

rutherford mills [8:48 PM]: piano?

Roxymuzac [8:48 PM]: he played it well!

rutherford mills [8:48 PM]: wtf tommy lee cannot go soft

rutherford mills [8:48 PM]: of all people

Roxymuzac [8:48 PM]: no it was on 'home sweet home'!!!!!

rutherford mills [8:48 PM]: he's no chris martin

rutherford mills [8:48 PM]: oh okay.

Roxymuzac [8:48 PM]: oh and btw, on that front, you know that theme song to tommy lee goes to college?

Roxymuzac [8:48 PM]: "take me awayyyyeeeee"

Roxymuzac [8:49 PM]: ...

Roxymuzac [8:49 PM]: that's him.

Roxymuzac [8:49 PM]: singing that.

Roxymuzac [8:49 PM]: i know.

Roxymuzac [8:49 PM]: you're stunned.

rutherford mills [8:49 PM]: hahahahahahah

Roxymuzac [8:50 PM]: he did a "titty cam."

rutherford mills [8:50 PM]: of course.

Roxymuzac [8:50 PM]: oh, and omg! they were like 'who's ready for some NEW CRUE" and me and heather simultaneously looked at our watches

rutherford mills [8:50 PM]: did you flash him?

Roxymuzac [8:50 PM]: haha no we were out of there by then.

rutherford mills [8:50 PM]: you better not have disappointed.

Roxymuzac [8:50 PM]: however, we did hear the end of his PRAYER.

rutherford mills [8:50 PM]: ...

Roxymuzac [8:50 PM]: "god bless the victims of hurricane katrina. AND GOD BLESS THE TITTIES OF AMERICA'

rutherford mills [8:51 PM]: hahahahahahah

Roxymuzac [8:51 PM]: oh my god, and nikki sixx made some retarded slipup about us coming together to CELEBRATE 9/11

rutherford mills [8:51 PM]: hhahah

rutherford mills [8:51 PM]: god i love him.

rutherford mills [8:51 PM]: he was probably on some drug

rutherford mills [8:52 PM]: or dead.

Roxymuzac [8:52 PM]: so that WAS him that died

Roxymuzac [8:52 PM]: i was trying to tell heather, she just assumed its mick mars

Roxymuzac [8:52 PM]: shes created this whole theory that mick mars doesnt really exist anymore, that he is animatronic

rutherford mills [8:52 PM]: hahah

rutherford mills [8:53 PM]: it would make sense

rutherford mills [8:53 PM]: like those bears.

Roxymuzac [8:53 PM]: yeah, the country bear jamboree

Roxymuzac [8:58 PM]: there was also a woman shooting sparks off of her CROTCH.

rutherford mills [8:59 PM]: what, tell me more

Roxymuzac [8:59 PM]: that's kind of the most exciting. it was this bizarre dramatic thing where nikki sixx was doing something...maybe DJING?!?!

Roxymuzac [8:59 PM]: no one else was on stage.

Roxymuzac [8:59 PM]: then this woman comes out and starts shooting sparks off her boobs, off her crotch, etc.

Roxymuzac [8:59 PM]: then she goes over to sixx and OMG SHOOTS HIM WITH IT AND "CHAOS" ENSUES

Roxymuzac [8:59 PM]: the machine blows up!

Roxymuzac [8:59 PM]: the audience was trippin.

Roxymuzac [9:00 PM]: then miraculously sixx was fine, as it was not his first brush with death.

rutherford mills [9:00 PM]: hahahahahah

rutherford mills [9:00 PM]: machines?!

Roxymuzac [9:01 PM]: the thing, he was djing or whatevering on

Roxymuzac [9:01 PM]: it fake blew up.

Roxymuzac [9:01 PM]: it was incredibly, unbelievably retarded.

rutherford mills [9:01 PM]: hahah

Roxymuzac [9:01 PM]: then tommy lee comes out

rutherford mills [9:01 PM]: ohh

Roxymuzac [9:01 PM]: alone

Roxymuzac [9:01 PM]: and you hear some crazy deep voice going 'let's get dirty. let's get....fucked.' about 7 zillion times

Roxymuzac [9:02 PM]: then tommy lee FINALLY plays his drum solo.

rutherford mills [9:02 PM]: hahahah

Roxymuzac [9:02 PM]: heather and i begin gathering our things, etc

Roxymuzac [9:02 PM]: because this is obviously the pinnacle of the evening

Roxymuzac [9:02 PM]: but then, he begins FLYING.

Roxymuzac [9:02 PM]: sans drumkit, just him

rutherford mills [9:02 PM]: =-O

Roxymuzac [9:02 PM]: to another drum kit, that is all tones. i can't really explain well...like it was all chimes.

Roxymuzac [9:03 PM]: then he flew to another one that was electronic

Roxymuzac [9:03 PM]: and played that for awhile

Roxymuzac [9:03 PM]: you could hear the sound of his redneck fans abandoning him utterly at that point

Roxymuzac [9:03 PM]: then IT "blew up" (with sparks) and he "fell off" going WHOA!!!

Roxymuzac [9:04 PM]: i popped a hydro and got the hell out of there.

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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

I hope Vince Neill googles himself and FINDS THIS.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

This is the greatest thing I've ever read.

― disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

Man, that's Reader's Digest. Seriously. I'm starting to think I imagined the entire thing.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES
TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES
BOOM. BOOM.

Sorry, I was reminded of some daft techno song my schoolmates made up.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh my God. I have honestly left out the most important detail of the entire thing. In their "intermission" they played some seemingly Claymation movie of themselves saving the planet from..."a planetoid" (to varying degrees of success with 1. a large-breasted woman in a catapult, and 2. rock and roll), which ended with an ad for some related movie with the tagline "IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU FART" which continually flashed for like 10 minutes on the jumbotron along with a COUNTDOWN for when Crue would be back out. They were very punctual.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

i was embarassed for my race, my nationality, Crue, the audience, the audience's families, Pamela Anderson and little Dylan

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

Oh. My.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

I mean, Crue in being ridiculous shocker, but FOR REAL

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), September 15th, 2005.

w.........................t..............................f

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

About that claymation bit...

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=7337

http://www.disasterthemovie.com/

The clip itself -- skip the intro, go to the 'Screening Room,' and choose your preferred bandwidth/program to view it.

It is...sad.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 September 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

Wait, this is real? Or a beautiful dream?

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 15 September 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

What's a hydro?

― Baaderonixx and the choco-pop babies (baaderonixx), Thursday, 15 September 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

OMG U R MAKING TIHS UPPP.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 September 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

Bump. I refuse to believe this has died so early.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 September 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

hydro = hydrocodone. I was sick with a kidney infection and all doped up on meds at the show.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 September 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe I missed something like this, oh so close to home!

― nklshs @ other desk omg, Thursday, 15 September 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

You will rue it forever and ever now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 September 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

I'm still laughing at this.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 15 September 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Roxymuzac [8:46 PM]: oh on one part!!!! hahahaha on one part tommy lee rides in on a motorcycle
Roxymuzac [8:46 PM]: vince neill rides in on a motorcycle
Roxymuzac [8:47 PM]: sixx rides in on a motorcycle

Roxymuzac [8:47 PM]: slowly, mick mars walks in from the side stage

I can almost see this in my head, holy shit.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

He was doing a creeping sidestep with his guitar already on!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 September 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Haha! Just...wow. Wow.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 15 September 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

I told my roomate about the Hurricane Katrina part last night and she just kinda blinked at me. No amusement.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Oh Jesus Christ. That claymation thing is -- unsettling.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

It was real bad. At one point after the "IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU FART" had flashed a couple times, everyone in the audience seemingly simultaneously *got it* and started going HUR HUR HUR.

They had videos going for the whole show. Mostly reels of strippers and soft-core pr0n and junk, but one was of carnivorous animals devouring prey in really low-grade looking, 70s kinda film quality and one was of women walking. Not sexy, not close up, kind of grainy, far-away, stalkerish video of women walking.

concern.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 September 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

i thought "i popped a hydro" meant to drink a bottle of water.

well it does now

― Jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 15 September 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

or.... popped a hydro could mean getting a b*ner from having to go to the bathroom

― Jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 15 September 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

ATLANTA - Motley Crue lead singer Vince Neil broke his leg performing at a concert Friday night. The band was about five songs into the concert at downtown Atlanta's Philips Arena when Neil leaned over to sing along with the audience and slipped off stage.

― GEEZER OH NOES!! ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Sunday, 18 September 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

God bless the casts of America!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 September 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

I haven't really been celebrating 9/11s the same way since this.

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 08:55 (seventeen years ago)

WOW

― Matos W.K., Sunday, 25 January 2009 09:06 (seventeen years ago)

I saw them once when Tommy Lee did a drum "solo," bashing along to "Rocky Mountain Way" and other "classic" records. I think my lede was something like "How many pyrotechnics can a man's road crew set off before you call him a man?" Earlier in the evening, my friend Nicole saw me waiting to get into the building. I was carrying a Margaret Drabble book. She tsked, "You're gonna get your ass kicked."

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 25 January 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROXYMUZAK

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 25 January 2009 10:43 (seventeen years ago)

haha its not my birthday, its my thread bumpday

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 10:44 (seventeen years ago)

Can irony bite its own ass?

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 25 January 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

This thread is classic.

― EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 August 2009 13:07 (sixteen years ago)

this year to celebrate 9/11 i am seeing motorhead on an indian reservation

\(o_O)/

― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 August 2009 08:52 (sixteen years ago)

i thought "i popped a hydro" meant to drink a bottle of water.
well it does now
― Jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, September 15, 2005 10:51 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

This hasn't become a meme yet, has it? :-(

― StanM, Sunday, 30 August 2009 09:07 (sixteen years ago)

this year to celebrate 9/11 i am seeing motorhead on an indian reservation

\(o_O)/

― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 August 2009 08:52 (2 hours ago) Permalink

whoa can i go hahahaha

― crappy, use her name (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 August 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)

you know, its proabbly equidistant between us tbh

― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 August 2009 10:57 (sixteen years ago)

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