"I know you love the movie Titanic..."

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I'm dying here.

http://www.planetvids.com/html/Titanic-Pimp.html

"I love you, Sarah."

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

Oh, man. I wonder if that will get him a date or not.

I love the close-up of him quietly contemplating the panelling.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to go out on a limb here and theorize that there is no Sarah. But he seems like a funny guy all the same.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

"WHERE THE TITTAYS AT??"

oops (Oops), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh, we know all too well.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

At the Motley Crue concert!

Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

the old lady in this movie is a total asshole

plax (I know, right?), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

"thank u for that fine, forensic analysis"

plax (I know, right?), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

also, she's meant to have this kickass eye for Picassos but she thinks that leonardo dicaprio's How to Draw shit is good.

plax (I know, right?), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

I fucking love this movie

plax (I know, right?), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

I couldn't get past the historical inaccuracy that "Mesdemoiselles d'Avignon" perished on the Titanic ...

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, that is great!

plax (I know, right?), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

the "best" thing about this movie is that it led to me coining the phrase "dolphin moments" ... I watched it w/my bf and during that romantic scene on the ship's prow, he said, "Watch, I bet there'll be dolphins." ... and then, sure enough, there were dolphins. "Dolphin moments" are scenes involving cinematic clichés that are so predictable, you can't imagine that the filmmakers will resort to them, but then they do.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

I am also deeply in love with her modern day daughter, a lot of this movie looks a lot like the reconstruction bits on Dorling Kindersley videos

plax (I know, right?), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

the special effects look unbelievably bad now.

plax (I know, right?), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

xp - I don't know what those are. But, it really was striking how much time was spent on fetishistic shots of the furniture, dishware, luxury items as the ship was in the process of sinking.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

the whole movie seems dubbed and they put that weird iMovie diffuse light filter over everything. I saw this program about how they basically had every little detail of the cutlery and linen remade for this, with cute little stamps and engravings and things. Is awesome.

plax (I know, right?), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

Leo's art reminded me of this:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3445/3367272692_00bc5af1be.jpg?v=0

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

also, when they invite him to dinner she says how amazing it is that he lets on like he's this super-moneyed heir and fools the rich ppl but then the first line anyone says is how he's super-poor and he spends the next ten minutes being all "i live each day as it comes guvnor!"

plax (I know, right?), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

do you actually like this movie?

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

"do you love him?"

plax (I know, right?), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

I think some of the famous paintings are actually anachronisms, but I'd have to watch the movie again to remember what they all were.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

all his drawings quote picasso drawings too, but in a dodgy shitty way

plax (I know, right?), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

"Leo's art reminded me of this:"

why is the turtle named "Tippy"

hondurian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

I have no idea ... but I was really happy that it was so easy to find that ad through GIS ... it was ubiquitous when I was growing up.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

how cheap is that 'Billy Zane lost his money and killed himself" postscript?

a cankle of rads (Gukbe), Friday, 3 September 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

This movie is pure cheez whiz, I enjoy it.

(¬_¬) (Nicole), Friday, 3 September 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

again, I could swear this happened a few years ago.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Rounding up all things Titanic, film(s) and otherwise

http://mubi.com/notebook/posts/an-appropriately-titanic-roundup

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

Still love this damned movie, but somehow it almost felt quaint in 3-D.

get me bloodied (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 April 2012 11:16 (thirteen years ago)

so a friend of mine found out i've never seen this movie, and she's threatening to drag me to see it. how much should i dread this?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 20 April 2012 07:08 (thirteen years ago)

Cornball with terrible dialogue, but immaculately constructed. That's my memory, anyway.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 20 April 2012 07:23 (thirteen years ago)

I know you love Titanic so we made you a slide:

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59728000/jpg/_59728664_titanicbouncycastle.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-17756036

Touché Gödel (ledge), Friday, 20 April 2012 08:57 (thirteen years ago)

worth watching for zane & dead baby alone imo

diafiyhm (darraghmac), Friday, 20 April 2012 09:02 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHXBBizfhQU&feature=related

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 26 May 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

Thanking you.

Ian Hunter Is Learning the Game (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 May 2012 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe two wrongs really DO make a right.

Ian Hunter Is Learning the Game (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 May 2012 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

Nope, sorry.

Ian Hunter Is Learning the Game (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 May 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)

five years pass...

20 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHinTSbPiIE

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 14:04 (eight years ago)

five years pass...

25 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN4m1_S-vJk

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Monday, 19 December 2022 18:22 (three years ago)


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