God Comes Before Santa.

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Or does he?

― Ronan, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can only hope Santa averted his eyes...[looks up fearfully at sky waiting for thunderbolt]

― Trevor, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are you saying God has a problem with premature ejaculation?

― Pete, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Santa = Satan.

Attraction to hot fiery places ie. chimneys, penchant for wearing red, carried by "horned" beasts etc.

― Trevor, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it cant be just about the sex though, god and santa are more than that.

― Ronan, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

thank CHRIST for christmas.. because remember, JESUS is the reason for the season...

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

testify

― Ronan, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh go away :), I dont want to have to back up my two pennies worth. I just thought that they would be good T shirt slogans.

The closest I have been to religion and proselytising was when my mother told me I should become a minister (lol)

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yo menelaus did you make it to oamaru? you shoulda rid w/ me, ya loser!

― , Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah, i am sitting there now... you were late and I got fractious. Are you in Timaru then? planning any excursions to the caroline bay carnival/ ;)

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

RONAN! RIDING THE HILLS ON A STEED, RONAN! DRIVING OUT XMAS GREED!

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

can we have that recorded and released in time for christmas mike?

― Ronan, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does Santa call God and ask for a raise?

― james, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Coke made up santa, who the hell made up god?

― Ronan, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who created the earth and all that inhabit it? Do you think we were all accidently made? Id it hadn't been gor God there woul be nothing in my humble opinion. I have seen him work miracles. Her is a short story for you Ronan. One day in 1994 I felt there was something wrong. My husbands 23 Y/O neice came to visit us. We hadn't seen her since she was about 4. She was a single mom with a little boy. She was, (uknown to us ) having an incestous affair with my X husband's bro. We found that out later. Anyway Ronan, She was at the house and said that she just came up to see how her cousins(My children were doing and to give my husband & I a hug. Nothing seemed right. She didn't talk about it and I felt uneasy. A few days later , She had her brothers 4 children in the car with her, as well as her own little boy, and hit a ledge wall on a highway in the States. Her speed was 125mi. per hr. when she hit! She died the day after the accident. One child suffered a broken arm and that was the worst injury... ! Is there no God when 5 children walked away from this accident? There was nothing much left of that car! Please Ronan, tell me there is no God!

― Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Please excuse spelling errors, I'm looking through a bunch of smudges :(

― Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I guess you think i'm stupid. I could tell you more true stories that really happened in my family line, that you would not believe but nonetheless have really happened.

― Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so why didn't this god save all 6 people?

― duane, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was joking.

― Ronan, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What about the car accidents in which the children die? Does God have it in for them? And what about the uncle she was having the affair with, why did God save him but not her?

― nickn, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

God takes who he needs to take home. In case you didn't know Ronan people are born to die. I know I sound unfeeling, but this is just the way it is. God could have also spare my neice(by marriage as well, but he chose to take her home. This is the only way I can explain this. In my heart the people who are taken home have fulfilled their voyage/mission. When we lose our loved ones and family through lenghtly illness, don't we thank God that they aren't suffering anymore? I have more than once. We have to know in our hearts, that we will see them again. When our time comes to depart from this world. I hope I haven't bored you too much...

― Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Perhaps my X brother in law has this as an agonizing time to go through as he was in love with her. He'll miss her no doubt for the rest of his life.

― Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hi Nickn, God made everyone, and no he doesn't have it in for anyone. It's just when your time is at hand, you go home when you are called. God has his reasons for what he does even if it isn't apparent to us.

― Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ronan... Are you older than 10? Coke didn't make up santa. A man with a big heart made up Santa and from what I gather, he originated in Europe ( I think Germany) He enjoyed making toys for children. Kris Kringle ... I think his name was. I think he'd leave a toy outside their homes, then quietly leave. Don't forget, even when I was a little girl, my gift might have been an orange. A hundred years or more befor that, It was very nice for a child to get a toy from Kris Kringle :) Coke borrowed Santa's image for the softdrink bottle.

― Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The question you asked about who made God, is like me asking you how big a soul is... All we know he created the heaven and earth, and all that followed therafter. Have you considered that your own outlook on life could change if you could look into your heart and work with God instead of against Him? God is in everyone of us we just choose to ignore him.

― Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gale, why does a man kill his whole family? Did God want him to do that? What do you say to the surviving family and friends about God?

― Kerry, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

gale are you a man or woman? just curious. hi kerry, hows your tongue

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I see no point in worshipping an absentee landlord.

― DG, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hi Mike - my tongue was still long last time I checked. In fact, it reached all the way from my post here to your post above. It is not forked, however.

― Kerry, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

is it spooned?

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

please leave it ok? the last thing I want to hear right now is about god ok? sorry if I seem rude, just give up ok.

― Ronan, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hi Mike I am a woman. Why?

― Gale Deslongchamps, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hi Kerry, That's a good question. We all have our paths to follow. God gives us choices along the way, some concious some not. God also gave us the choices of right & wrong. Do any of us always follow the right way, or do we vere from our path a little, or a lot. You asked about a man who could kill his own family. I think myself that a man who can do this, has snapped. In other words if he doesn't plan to do this crime, he is one very sick man. On the other hand if he plans to kill his own family, He ought to be punished. There are many women who have done the same too, because they just couldn't cope with the responsibility. It happens all over the world. It is heart wrenching. The worse part is that nobody can see it coming. Perhaps the devil plays his role in it?

― Gale Deslongchamps, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

god comes before santa because god starts with a g and santa starts with an s, dur!

religion is legacy technology, and will no longer receive helpdesk support. frankly, in these enlightened days, i am still mystified by peoples dogged afflictions to it.

― another james, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In short we all follow our own chosen paths., which is how it's supposed to be.

― Gale Deslongchamps, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

bring back Gale!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

In short we all follow our own chosen paths

Santa's chosen path only takes him to houses with kids.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

Woman accused of groping Santa

DANBURY, Conn., Dec. 19 (UPI) -- A Connecticut woman stands accused of being a little naughty with Santa Claus.

Sandrama Lamy of Danbury is to appear in court Jan. 3 on a charge of fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace for allegedly groping Santa at the Danbury Fair mall last weekend, WFSB-TV in Rocky Hill reported Tuesday. The mall Santa told police Lamy had touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.

"It's a false report and I don't have any idea," a woman who returned a call seeking comment the TV station left on Lamy's answering machine said Tuesday.

"Santa Tim" Connaghan, president of RealSantas.com, told the station he's never heard of such an incident.

"I've had some very nice ladies sit on my lap," Connaghan said. "Once in a while they'll say 'I hope Mrs. Claus isn't going to be upset.' You have to be discreet and kind and say 'Oh no, she'll be OK. You can sit here, but only for one photo.'"

― libcrypt, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 07:44 (eighteen years ago)

"Sandrama", obv. not Sansdrama.

― libcrypt, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 07:45 (eighteen years ago)

or Santadrama

― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 07:58 (eighteen years ago)

What a hero.

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 08:03 (eighteen years ago)

ten years pass...

Parents furious after bishop tells children Santa isn't real. https://t.co/N9kTh7nu1U
— Catholic Herald (@CatholicHerald) November 8, 2018

― mark s, Friday, 9 November 2018 12:49 (seven years ago)

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“These kids are exposed to so much, so early. Santa is the last pure thing in a child’s life."

― calzino, Friday, 9 November 2018 13:18 (seven years ago)

if the kids are upset about santa being a fiction, wait till they hear the truth about god

*tips fedora, vanishes in a cloud of vape smoke*

― i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 November 2018 13:21 (seven years ago)

It's an easy fix, just tell the kids that we're all living in a corrupted hologram now and that nothing is real and that so-called 'reality' is naught but a vale of tears. So Santa is just as real as you, little Billy, which is to say: not real at all. They'll perk right up.

― Ham Beats All Meat! (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 November 2018 13:25 (seven years ago)

rudolf the red-pilled reindeer

― mark s, Friday, 9 November 2018 13:28 (seven years ago)

if the kids are upset about santa being a fiction, wait till they hear the truth about god

*tips fedora, vanishes in a cloud of vape smoke*

The resident cool kid / edgelord in my Catholic primary school used to tell everyone that "God is Father Christmas for adults"

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 November 2018 13:32 (seven years ago)

I don't think God would fail an enhanced CRB check, but I might be wrong.

― calzino, Friday, 9 November 2018 13:34 (seven years ago)

he sees you when you're sleeping

^^^warning sign imo

― mark s, Friday, 9 November 2018 13:36 (seven years ago)

i've got a feeling the virgin mary might not have reached the modern age of consent at the point when the heavenly father interfered with her, and there's a fair few murders which could be pinned on him as well, but i dunno if there's precedent for a crb check which goes all the way back to the creation of the universe

― i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 November 2018 13:38 (seven years ago)

you know how the pope sometimes defrocks the odd peado-cardinal to just try and make it look like he's not having this shit. Maybe there should be a santa boss who de-beards the dodgy ones: "You know why I'm here you prevert" *rips beard off* "oh no another real one!".

― calzino, Friday, 9 November 2018 13:48 (seven years ago)

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