JUST FINISHED OWNING THE FUCK OUT OF 5 PANCAKES AND 1/2 GALLON OF MILK

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YES, I AM CARBO LOADING FOR THE HIPPITY HOP OLYMPICS TOMORROW MORNING.
NO YOU WILL NOT KNOCK OFF THE DEFENDING CHAMPION OF THE 100 YD HIPPITY HOP HURDLES.

REC SPECS: CHECK
HEADBAND: CHECK
KNIGHT RIDER TANK TOP: CHECK (YES YOU CAN SEE MY RIPPED ABS)
LARRY BIRD ERA SHORTS: CHECK
HIPPITY HOP: CHECK, CUSTOM MADE FOR MY SLEEK 245LBS (YOU CAN'T AFFORD)

AFTER THE GAMES I WILL BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS AT DAIRY QUEEN, GETTING HANDSY WITH THE HELP AND OWNING THE FUCK OUT OF A PEANUT BUSTER PARFAIT.
NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS HELMET IT COMES IN.

MABS-D,
DOPE AS FUCK. IN TRAINING.

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Sunday, 18 September 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

live strong.

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 18 September 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

pics pls

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 18 September 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

“As a comedian, you have to start your act out strong, but you also have to save some of the good stuff for later... You can’t be like pancakes, all exciting at first, but by the end you’re fuckin’ sick of ‘em.” --Mitch Hedburg

― M. V. (M.V.), Sunday, 18 September 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

Stay on FC, MABS. Please.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Monday, 19 September 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 19 September 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

i don't understand why more restaurants don't offer short stacks. three pancakes is too much (eating three pancakes is HARD WORK), but two is just the right amount.

also all pancakes should, by law, come with BACON.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 19 September 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Everything should come with bacon.

― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 19 September 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

What if you're ordering bacon straight up?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 September 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

then it should come with PANCAKES

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 19 September 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090310/twl-pancake-eating-contest-winner-chokes-3fd0ae9.html

pancake owns you

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

"Butter Week"

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

It's pretty hardcore that they end Butter Week with someone choking to death.

― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

when does Butter Week ever end well is what i am asking

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.passportmagazine.ru/article/196/

The last day of celebrating was called Pure Monday, the first day of Lent. Everybody went to the banya, women scrubbed the dishes of grease and what the cats had not eaten: “Maslenitsa won’t last forever for the cat, as Lent will come.”
One other thing (you’ll like this one): on the first day of Lent men were supposed to gargle with vodka, and then go to the banya…

gargling vodka seems like a good ending for pretty much anything

― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

but that's how their Lent BEGINS

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

beginning of Lent = end of Butter Week

― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

;_;

I wonder what foodstuff deserves a pre-Lent week in the UK/US

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

guys did you actually read the "Seven Days of Butter Week" section of that link, it is v.v.v. important

― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha Tuesday sounds funs

Tuesday – Games
Most of the amusement activities began on this day. Groups of friends drove around in sledges. Petrushka the clown was making people laugh in the wooden entertainment pavilions (balagan). Mummers visited homes in groups and surprised everybody with spontaneous concerts. Men were allowed to kiss any passing woman on the streets during this day.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere.

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

I wonder what foodstuff deserves a pre-Lent week in the UK/US

cadbury creme eggs!!!

― what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)

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