KATE THE ST.
Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by my self!
I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern.
The Internet!
The internet is really really great
JON
For porn
KATE THE ST.
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
JON
For porn
KATE THE ST.
Huh?
There's always some new site,
JON
For porn!
KATE THE ST.
I browse all day and night
JON
For porn!
KATE THE ST.
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
JON
For porn!
KATE THE ST.
Jon!
JON
The internet is for porn
KATE THE ST.
Jon!
JON
The internet is for porn,
KATE THE ST.
What are you doing!?
JON
Why you think the net was born?
porn porn porn
KATE THE ST.
Joooooooooon!
JON
Oh hello kate monster
KATE THE ST.
You are ruining my song
JON
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE THE ST.
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
JON
Me no talkie
KATE THE ST.
Good
I’m glad we have this new technology
JON
For porn
KATE THE ST.
Which gives us untold opportunity
JON
For por—oops, sorry
KATE THE ST.
Right from you own desktop
JON
For ---
KATE THE ST.
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
JON
FOR porn!!
KATE THE ST.
Jon!
JON
The internet is for porn!
KATE THE ST.
Noooo
JON
The internet if for porn!
KATE THE ST.
Jon
JON
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE THE ST.
That’s gross you’re a pervert
JON
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE THE ST.
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
JON
Ohhhh?
KATE THE ST.
What?!
JON
You have no idea
Ready bros?
NOISE DUDES
Ready--- ready ----ready
JON
Let me hear it!
JON AND BROS
The internet is for porn!
IAN
Sorry kate
JON AND BROS
The internet is for porn!
IAN
I masturbate!
JON AND BROS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
KATE THE ST.
The internet is not for porn!!
JON AND BROS
porn!, porn, P---
KATE THE ST.
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Cutty, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
CUTTY
That’s correct.
KATE THE ST.
And ddb, you buy things on Amazon.com
DDB
Sure!
KATE THE ST.
And Gygax, you keep selling your Wipers records on Ebay
GYGAX
Yes I do!
KATE THE ST.
And Ian, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
IAN
True!
JON
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
IAN
. .yeah
KATE THE ST.
EEEWWWWW!
JON AND BROS
The internet is for porn!
KATE THE ST.
Gross!
JON AND BROS
The internet is for porn!
KATE THE ST.
I hate porn
JON AND BROS
Grab your d**k and double click
KATE THE ST.
I hate you dudes!
JON AND BROS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE THE ST.
I’m leaving!
JON AND BROS
porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE THE ST.
I hate the internet!
JON AND BROS
porn, porn, porn, porn
JON
The internet is for
JON AND DUDES
The internet is for
JON AND BROS
The internet is for porn!
JON
YEAH!
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)
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