WHERE IS A SERIOUS GIRL, WHO REALLY AIMS MARRIAGE?

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DO YOU HELP?! I HOPE !.. IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED THIS MARRIAGE WISHING, PLEASE FORWARD IT TO A PERSON WHO CAN ANSWER; SURE, YOU KNOW ANYBODY, WHO HAS DREAM TO BUILD A FAMILY; WHY NOT?! DO IT, PLEASE!.. YOU CAN HELP, I HOPE! THANKS!...

Name: E. KENTOR

Electronic post address: here... Click on the "Name"

Egon_Kentor@hotmail.com

City: Copenhagen

Country: Danemark

Hey!

I would like make friendship with a girl, aims marriage if all goes well and serious! Drop messages in my electronic post address! Feel free, write in your first or second language; I'll reply you sooner... bye Mr. E. KENTOR

Attachement, about me:

My name is typical Scandinavian, man, Egon. I force to complete my study-line and working at my own office in next month... I am 1, 77 tall and 74 kg. borned on 1 May 1970, father is Scandinavian; mother, Caucasus originated Laponian; but I am SINGLE now and need somebody special, suitable to make a very good friendship... My eye-color is; "Bernstein" , Bern's special stones like brillant light brown. Hair-color is : Naturbrown (like all the Laponians). Civil status : Divorced/SINGLE. My favorite autors/ poets are:: Günter GRASS, Kurt TUCHOLSKY, Heinrich HEINE and much more. " regisseur, Films : Akira KUROSAWA, Reiner Werner FASSBINDER, Sergei M. Eisenstein: October and Panzerkreuzer Potemkin, Claude Berri : Germinal, Oliver Stone : Salvador and J.F.K., Costa-Gavras : Missing and Coup in other name Junta , Roger Spottiswoode : Under fire, Reinhard Hauff : Stammheim, Charles Chaplin : Dictator and Modern Times, Michael Curtiz : Casablanca, George Roy Hill : Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid in other name Endless Death, Mel Gibson : Braveheart, John Irvin: Hamburger Hill, Stanley Kubrick : Full Metal Jacket, Francis Coppola : Hell, Barry Levinson : Good Morning Vietnam etc. " books : Social themes. " songs : Different, selected new-age melodies " color : Red " groups : Pink Floyd, Beatles, Jethro Tull and new groups etc. " singer : Franz Josef and his son Kai DEGENHARDT, Katja EBSTEIN, Hans Jürgen WESTPHAL and more... " scene artists : Hanna SCHYGULLA and more... Favorite meals : Soups, vegetables prefer... " drinks: not special; my be a little vodka during birthday/anniversaries etc. I am member by famous organisations for instance: Greenpeace, Amnesty International and any selected humanistical communities like Save The Children, Red Cross youth section etc. I have a big wish: Peace all over the world... Have you any mega-dreams on future? My Hobbies are travel, surfing, tennis playing, dancing etc.(and what my friend wish to taste together; ye; it's funny, I'm an easy going... My first three favourite Address' by Computer: A.Int..; Greenpeace; yahoo.news and what you should add as recommendation?! Unfortunately, I haven't much time to create own page. Have you? I like to collect the records, old money, Affisches-Posters etc. Dear Friend! My languages second etc. german, french, english, laponish, spanish etc. and can -current- turkish, too... My strongly side is Humour, Succées on communiques create usually any funny common-points in friend groups etc. and the negative side is my sensibility; my heart is not hard, almost ready to cry just when watching tragical news, movies, specially any child cries.. Have you any sentimental attytudes or behaviours? What would you change if you'd do all over the world; feel free, drop in e-mail, out of any profit, it is no matter your age, welcomes all human interests, differencies, hobbies, religious, for instance I am not interested in Church, Mosque but I'll like follow you if you be there; I have deeply respect to the values of friends...

Well! I'll reply away...sooner...

bye, until then...

E. KENTOR

*** Name: E. KENTOR

Electronic post address: klicken Sie bitte auf den "Name"

Egon_Kentor@hotmail.com

City: Copenhagen

Country: Danemark

Hallo! Ich bin ein 31-jähriger, langhaariger Schwede, wohnt seit langer in Copenhagen suche eine Freundin, die mit mir so das Leben geniessen will. Habe einen sicheren Job und auch einen guten Freundeskreis aber man braucht eine Frau zum gemeinsam wohnen und naturlich heiraten wenn wir uns einander gut verstehen. Alleine macht es keinen spass. Zur zweit kann man so viel machen. Habt Mut und meldet euch bei mir. Ich werde 100% auf jeder Zuschrift antworten, bist du kurze oder mollige oder arbeitslos etc. egal... Ich will dir meine Liebe und Treue zeigen und dich nie los lassen,- für Dich da sein. Ich bitte dich nicht lange zu zögern sondern mir zu schreiben, natürlich kann ich dir auch ein Foto schicken. Auf deine Antwort freue ich mich sehr. Attachement, about me: Mein Name ist typischer Laponian, Egon... Geburtstag : May 1, 1970 und ich finde es egal wie du Alt bist; man rechnet Character und passande Sinne, doch ... Meine Zukunftige Arbeitsintressen sind beide Jura und Kunst weil meine Erfahren seitdem Kinderheit beim Vater , 'couse of certificates on Courses for Junge Scene & Film & Co. Meine e-mail Adresse ist da oben und es ist möglich mir zu erreichen, egal auch wenn es Mitternacht ist, weil ich meistens die Dicter im Mitternacht schreibe... Für Freunde kenne ich gar keine Grenze wenn jemand mich braucht... Das kanst du auch probieren wann du auch mal von einem ganz freundlichen Mensch hören willst... Meine Grösse, Gewicht : 177 cm, 74 kg., sportlich... Augenfarbe Bernstein, Braun in der Nacht. Haarfarbe: Naturbraun Staatsangehörigkeit: Schwede, wegen Vater, (Laponian wegen Mutter). Familienstand : ledig/SINGLE. Die Namen von Geschwistern: keine... Wieviele Geschwister hast du?

Meine LieblingsschriftstellerInnen, DichterInnen: Günter GRASS, Kurt TUCHOLSKY, Heinrich HEINE

" regisseur, Filmen : Akira KUROSAWA, Reiner Werner FASSBINDER , Sergei M. Eisenstein: October, Panzerkreuzer Potemkin, Claude Berri : Germinal, Oliver Stone : Salvador, J.F.K., Costa-Gavras : Missing , Coup in other name Junta , Roger Spottiswoode : Under fire, Reinhard Hauff : Stammheim, Charles Chaplin : Dictator, Modern Times, Michael Curtiz : Casablanca, George Roy Hill : Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid in other name Endless Death, Mel Gibson : Braveheart, John Irvin : Hamburger Hill, Stanley Kubrick : Full Metal Jacket, Francis Coppola : Hell, Barry Levinson : Good Morning Vietnam etc.

" bücher : romantische Gedichten, soziale Themen und Sachbücher

" lieder : Verschiedene, selected Love melodies

" farbe : Rotes

" gruppe(n) : Pink Floyd, Beatles, Jethro Tull etc.

" saengerInnen : Franz Josef DEGENHARDT und sein Sohn Kai DEGENHARDT, Katja EBSTEIN, Hans Jürgen WESTPHAL, Sting, Joan BAEZ

" schauspielerInnen : Hanna SCHYGULLA u. a. Lieblingsessen : Gemüseauflauf...und was meine Freunde da schmecken möchten;-typical an easy going man- " Getränke : ich bin ein "Easy Going Friend" bei dir...

Bin Mitglied beim Greenpeace, Amnesty International oder solche humanististische Organizationen? Ja; z.B. Amnesty, Umweltschutz org. Red Cross etc. Darüber hinaus finde ich Umweltschutz und die Aktionen von Greenpeace sehr wichtig, den ich denke der Mensch hat nicht das Recht unsere Welt wegen Profitdenken und Habgier in eine giftige Wüste zu verwandeln. Mein grösster Wunsch? Frieden und mehr Gerechtigkeit auf dieser, manchmal furchtbaren Welt Kannst du auch so was wie ein List mir erzählen? Danke! Ach ja; Mein Motto? : "Zusammen sind wir stark" ! Meine Hobbys sind kürzlich: Malen, reisen, surfen, Tennis spielen, Jogging, Musicals etc. Ausserdem schreibe ich meine Erinnerungen z.B. Reise-Noten etc. Meine Erste drei favourite InternetAdressen (Lesezeichen) von meinem Computer: ai.; greenpeace; yahoo. Welche sind deine (meistens) suchende Seiten beim Computer? Was sammle ich gerne? Die Schallplatten, Geldscheine, Affischen-Poster (die Plakaten) etc. Was sammelst du? Was würde ich,wenn ich könnte, auf dieser Welt verändern? ... Naja; weisst du welche Sprachen meine zweite, dritte etc. Sprachen sind? German, french, english, lapplandisch Lapon language) und ein bischen spanish. Meine Stärken: Mutig, Humorvoller, Erfolgreich.gut zuhören können etc. Doch, ich habe ein so shönes Gefühl dass wir echt gemeinsame Interessen haben z.B. Romantismus, zärtlichkeit, echt richtige-ehrliche Freundschaft etc. bei dieser Anfang... Meine Schwächen: Schüchtern, Ungeduldig etc... Ich möchte gern wissen was deine Schwächen und Stärken sind? Was denke ich um die Weltfragen; z.B. die dauernde Probleme Weltweit... Also; ich finde es schrecklich das es so was noch im 21. Jahrhundert gibt... Aber ich glaube manches wird noch schlimmer... Ich würde mich sehr freuen wenn du auch es beantworten... Was würde ich gern frage mich selbst? Kannst du auch dich selbst so was fragen? Also, ich bin kein Alien und so viele Erklärungen wäre genug heute... und schon weisst du wie ich ehrlich bin und suche dich,weil du mich verstehst und akzeptierst so wie ich eben bin. Bitte, frage gleiche Fragen dich selbst und beantworte; beilege , einscannen, möglicherweise bitte deine Fotos auch so verspreche ich baldigen Antwort... Bis dann... Ciao!

Dein Freund Egon KENTOR

P.S.

If you don't interested in this wishing so please forward this information to your best relatives who serious accept such suggestion for a happy future...

― Egon KENTOR, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is the best present I received this year.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

??????????????????????

― mike hanle y, Wednesday, 26 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. What is the difficulty with finding a wife? I would have thought that a man with such good taste would have no problems.

― charles, Wednesday, 26 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

< In Woollongong, Australia, circa 1950, I believe there were quite a few, though some of the grimmer maidens may have been scared off by the fact your "strongly side is Humour".

― Nancy Drew, Wednesday, 26 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was really excited until the jethro tull thing...it all went downhill after that.

― Geoff, Wednesday, 26 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There's a lot of lonely female Radiohead fans out there for this guy, I would think? (Whether or not they're lonely because they're Radiohead fans, I won't hazard a guess)

― dave q, Wednesday, 26 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I Kiss You!

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If I have aimed marriage I'm a pretty bad shot.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and just what is the problem with jethro tull?!!

― another james, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

selected love melodies does it for me

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Problem w/ Tull = that fluty twat, obviously. And beards.

― AP, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think we should put this man in touch with FUNLADYNOW.

― N., Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cruel and insensitive N. Fun lady is out for a good time, no committments, whereas this man is clearly looking for someone to bear his scando progeny. Allow me to nominate our very own illustrious poster: Liz :)

I like the way he urges us to forward this to our BEST relatives too, none of the crappy ones you drag out once a year at christmas

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

I wonder what became of this fellow.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

and did he get a radiohead fan?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I stabbed him in the mall bathroom

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 July 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.monochrom.at/vorueberschreiten/vorueber.jpg

― Kaffeeschlaf (Wintermute), Sunday, 27 July 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa, how did I miss this? Was it during my exile? He wrote in English and German! I'm in for this aimed marriage!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

e-mail him and find out!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you think he also likes choco-teats?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think people who refuse the choco-teat can call themselves men.

― Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

he serves love3 hot and raw

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 28 July 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

My eye colour is also Bernstein! PERFECT MATCH.

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 28 July 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I know a dude named Bernstein. Sometimes we call him the Porn King behind his back. He's pretty good looking for a total freak. Just don't say I told you that, ok?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

his music taste's kinda crap, but otherwise he seems to be at least interesting

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

He does everything right and yet nobody loves him. Tragic.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 28 July 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

one of the languages he says he speaks -- "laponish"

WTF is "laponish"?

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

*Emabarrassed silence eventually leads it to dawn on Tad that he is the only person here who doesn't know laponish*

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"laponish" = "the series of disgusted squealing noises a customer makes after receiving a lap dance from an incontinent stripper".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

THANK YOU DAN THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH NOW. Captain Butter Underpants.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my God. I'm changing my name.

― Captain Butter Underpants (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I'm kind of proud of that name myself.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, so the name was actually codified here. I thought Dan created it but NO.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what became of this fellow.

The fellow who I "wonder" about is Peter Stokes.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Captain Butter Underpants

Mega. But what about the missus?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 31 July 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

her name is Marge

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 September 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

ive been thinking about this today. i don't desire marriage, but i just desire more than drunken pulling. but when it comes to women i actually like and want to spend a reasonable amount of time with, it all goes pearshaped. im definately in feeling-sorry-for-myself+crushing-horribly-on-someone mode, so apologies. but anyway how exactly do you heat things up with someone you know who you didnt meet in a bar but just know thru work or study? i want to get there before im in the friend zone.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It comes to us all in the end. (more than drunken pulling i mean.)
Ask them out for a drink & see what develops.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i know, i will ask them out for a drink, but the problem is anything attractive i might have to say just leaves my brain the moment im alone with a girl i like (unless im well boozed up), and it always ends up as a friends thing when i do this. i wanna be like Prince but end up coming off like some guy out of Dawsons Creek (which i can't stand!)

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i say just relax and forget about divides between what you can and can't talk about with men and women. make 'em smile and laugh, that will probably be appreciated far more than some cheesy Prince impersonation. also, according to this pamphlet, sincere compliments and questioning them about their interests is a good idea.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks for the advice, will do my best!
also i definately won't be performing "when the doves cry" in my boxers just yet.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I would say just be yourself & have a few drinks to loosen yourself up a bit. (not in that way you rude boys!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

the sooner I stop thinking about what I am saying or going to say, in any form, the better - get her talking and voila!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm, think i entered the "friend zone" a few days ago and now i got too much work to do to salvage the situation. thanks again though, maybe next time. i just feel like the king of anti-sex at the moment.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The comma in the title of this thread always makes me think it's a song lyric, like from a Darkness song or something.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

it was gonna be rene and renato's second hit.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

when you enter the "friend zone" it's because you want to, either consciously or unconsciously - it comes from YOU - so nothing to get upset about

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

best thread evah, but a good hoax, isn't it?

― enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

you may have hit the nail on the head there tracer, but still i'll be playing morrissey all night.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

this actually all worked out in the end, im over all my fear now (which was the main problem for me, i was really concerned about screwing everything up so i figured i should forget about it, but im glad i kept on trying), and now we've got together, and i am very happy, she makes me very happy. anyway i'll stop going on about it now. but still, WOOHOO! and thanks for all your advice, once i relaxed it all came together so much quicker.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Sunday, 7 December 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

:) !!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, i could never marry a man shorter than me. Or anyone into Jethro Tull.

― petra jane (petra jane), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

well there goes that plan then

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2003 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, i hope this guy's laponish and turkish are as good as his english! also, isn't 31 a little old to belong to an organisation's 'Youth Section'?

― petra jane (petra jane), Monday, 8 December 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Girl, I aim for marriage.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 9 April 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Does marriage aim at you?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 9 April 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

i AIM for marriage.

but they're all set to away at the moment.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 9 April 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Are you engaged, Ian? Congratulations (if you are).

― youn, Saturday, 9 April 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

I'm getting married to Ned in the chapel of AIM. Whether that's AOL Instant Messenger or the American Indian Movement is debatable...but either way Leonard Peltier will be free at last.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 9 April 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

"I can't rap, so I'm a gay rapist!"

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 9 April 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

"Erm...would you mind not raping, please?"

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Saturday, 9 April 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Girls don't really want marriage. They want men who are dicks who will never settle down so they have that stubborn "challenge" and can whine and cry to their buddies down the pub about how he's such "a pig" etc whilst not wanting anything to do with a proper nice guy.

The idea that all men do not want committment or marriage is horseshit. Fact.

― Z-Zar, Saturday, 9 April 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

The idea that all men do not want committment or marriage is horseshit. Fact.
THAT is indeed true.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 9 April 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

Sounds like you got rejected, Z-zar.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 9 April 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

DO YOU HELP?! I HOPE !..

― braveclub, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

I forgotten this was the source of it all.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

I forgotten, too.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

I very forgotten.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

It's a pertinent question, one feels.

― jel --, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

kegstand.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

We should introduce him to M4ri554 !

― StanM, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

Is she related to R2D2?

― jel --, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

why because she look intersting

― braveclub, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/2/0/e20c639e573f7aed5c9b9608435f8590.jpg
doooo
raaaaaay
EGON

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

i hope it worked out for old egon

― gff, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

OMG at Captain Butter Underpants, and his wife Marge. I think I hurt something laughing.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 10:26 (eighteen years ago)

I very forgotten

Naaaw Ned, surely you never it?

― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 22 March 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

LOLZ

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 2 October 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.steege.de/forum/messages/12.html

― original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 2 October 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.findingmygoddess.com/

My intention here is twofold. First, I want to clearly describe the woman I am seeking. She need NOT meet 100% of my qualifications, but she meets MOST of them. Second, I would like to inspire EVERY woman who reads this message to become and be the very best woman she can be, regardless of whether she responds.

http://www.findingmygoddess.com/image-v.jpg

― Alba, Thursday, 25 June 2009 11:01 (sixteen years ago)

If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.

― Alba, Thursday, 25 June 2009 11:02 (sixteen years ago)

is this that marc loi dude again?

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 June 2009 11:03 (sixteen years ago)

maybe it's william t. vollmann

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 25 June 2009 11:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/Santa_in_Lapland_Finland.jpg

― butch vigoda (get bent), Thursday, 25 June 2009 11:16 (sixteen years ago)

four years pass...

4 years between revives is too long. We geezilxors are losing our touch.

― in mark spitz's armpit (Aimless), Saturday, 5 April 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

I have a big wish: Peace all over the world...

Have you any mega-dreams on future?

― Sitting In The Ape Chair (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 12:52 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDqQCjkuxuo

― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 13:05 (ten years ago)

Is that piano sad?

― niels, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 14:41 (ten years ago)

Wednesday, 15 February 2006 - 8:50 AM EST
Name: Egon KENTOR

Hallo dear! I'am looking for a serious woman, so we can converse on building a happy family! Why not?! She don't need to be beautiful or rich... Character and seriousness is important...
My name is Egon KENTOR
Language: English/German/Swedish
Aim: Marriage
Marital status: divorced
Birthdate: 10 january 1965
E-mail: Egon_KEN✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧
Country: Sweden
City/state: Stockholm
Height: 177cm
Weight: 77kg
My personality: I think that for the most part I am a very easy going casual type of person. I like to travel,especially to tropical places with coral reefs. I enjoy most types of music from classical to modern depending on my mood. I like to cook outdoors and entertain friends. My home is close to the Baltic-sea so I go there often. To play tennis, swimming, jogging, sunbath or just to enjoy the scenery.

Message to my future friend / partner: I have steady work; I am financially secure. I own a very cozy work-centre-house in a nice part of Europe; also Scandinavia. I hope to find a woman with similar interests and goals to make my life complete. Background is not important... But we can build a wonderful future if you share my desiree for happiness, ABSOLUTELY TOGETHER like a ONE HEART&ONE LOVE!.. It's enough to be strong, stronger day by day!... Only ONE LOVE and I promise to respect your personality, thoughts...forever!...Simply try to know me, tauch me, come to Stockholm, find your true friend for life!... Other people did it and they are mostly happy families aroud us; now we msut show that WE CAN!. Happiness is your natural right, if you respect yourself!.. It's time!.. I am ready for your human-voice!.. No, it's not basic aim to find temporary sexual game; no!... I don't like to betray women for such foolish games... No Iam not a kind permanent-sex-seeker-monkey; thanks!.. It's better to be completely human as character, I choose well!.. True love demands true effort, what I ready to create and give you as a kind living-gift... I want to be your best friend like your right-hand... Your happiness will be my honour-medal!... Don't waste your life, come to me, know me!.. It's right time!... Feel free, come to this positive idea; just now!.. Believe in your heart, your own human-craft! Yes!.. Do it, feel my friendly desiree!... Try, simply!...

― drash, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 15:30 (ten years ago)

Egon Kantor needs to show up on the robot sex thread.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 17:52 (ten years ago)

Egor Kantor is damned persistent in his marriage wishing. Why not?!

― Sitting In The Ape Chair (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 17:54 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

Howdy to all the Gentlemen out there.
Here goes… I love the outdoors from the beach to the mountains and even the stands cheering on a great college game,foot ball, or baseball, PBR,and NFL. I'm a city girl with the love of a country setting ...When I am not visiting with friends I enjoy staying in watching a good movie or even a documentary. I also like to rescue older printed books from the library I recently rescued a complete V volume Encyclopedia of religious knowledge printed in 1894. All is well just like to meet the one quality man that I know is out there. If you are a man who is willing to settle down with the right women then we know we are both the on the right path Let's just keep America beautiful!!!

― del griffith, Monday, 9 January 2017 20:37 (nine years ago)

Peanut butter- I can eat just about anything except any kind of beans. There's so much more I love to do. We can talk about it.

― del griffith, Monday, 9 January 2017 20:37 (nine years ago)

three years pass...

El plano, el guion, los giros de trama... este vídeo lo tiene TODO pic.twitter.com/0TDUwdHfkI
— Andrea Izquierdo🐉 (@AndreoRowling) November 1, 2020

Mic guy: I'm going to tell you one thing. I have a person here who is my head lawyer.
People in the crowd: What for? What's wrong?
Mic Guy: I have a document here. You know that I am expecting a child. Here's the pregnancy test. They forgot a little detail... My love, here, I have tests that say you’re not four months, but six months.
Father-in-law: What is your husband talking about?
Wife: It's a confusing, dad.
Mic guy: Easy, my love. I want to clarify a small detail. Lawyer, let's continue please. The house, it’s in my name.
Wife: Miguel, Miguel, let's go out and talk.
Mic guy: What is the argument I have? Here's the proof... father-in-law please.
Father-in-law: What are you talking about?
Mic Guy: A video I have... of the three years of your daughter cheating.
Father-in-law: What is your husband talking about?
Mic Guy: That son is not mine, but this... this bastard’s. You were going home to visit my daughter. This party is not mine, it is theirs.

― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 08:20 (five years ago)

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