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Indie Sex Turismo: c/d

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Traveling to various cities and foreign countries over a number of years in an effort to pull hot indie ass that you discover only through the interweb? As a mere observer of such escapades, I vote dud.

Interesting tales, anyone?

― panties, Thursday, 29 September 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

nope

― 100% Nice (nordicskilla), Thursday, 29 September 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

lamentably not

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 29 September 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lostbrain.com/news/cheryl/columbus.jpg

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 29 September 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

good god

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 29 September 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

met my wife through an indie mailing list eleven years ago

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 29 September 2005 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

But where would this tour take you? Chicago-?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 29 September 2005 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm lazy, they can all come over here instead.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 29 September 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I know this indie guy who did basically just what you are suggesting, Mr Panties. But then he realised that you are better off letting the indie hotties come to you, so he stayed at home and that's what they did.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 29 September 2005 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

SEX TOURIST! Someone alert Interpol the UN!

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 29 September 2005 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

please refer to my visiting NYC thread

― emilys. (emilys.), Thursday, 29 September 2005 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Move to New York -- sooner or later everyone comes to you.

― Laurel, Thursday, 29 September 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

or on

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Choose Your Own Preposition, really.

― Laurel, Friday, 30 September 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha this thread is sharply timed, for me!

― Gravel Cybercaff, Friday, 30 September 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

do tell, bro hell

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 30 September 2005 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

But where would this tour take you? Chicago-?

If there's all sorts of crazy hot indie ass in Chicago, please tell me where to find it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 30 September 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

classic! but matt DC otm!

i think might have an indie sex tour next year.. and i can write a BOOK about it afterwards.

except what will be the title!?!?! omg there must be so many good ones

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 30 September 2005 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

This Is Just A Modern Interweb Cockage?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 30 September 2005 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

There's A Flight That Always Puts Out?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 30 September 2005 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Cuming in from the boeing 747

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 30 September 2005 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i think might have an indie sex tour next year.. and i can write a BOOK about it afterwards.

PLEASE INCLUDE AS MANY PIX AS POSSIBLE!

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Friday, 30 September 2005 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

it will come with a video! (overdubbed with top indie tunes)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 30 September 2005 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

it will come with a video! (overdubbed with top indie tunes)

B-b-but isn't Nine Songs still in movie theaters?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 30 September 2005 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 30 September 2005 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't you think people would start noticing the green light of the camera on your desk? Or is that the idea.

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 September 2005 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Most indidcator lights are GREEN

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Friday, 30 September 2005 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean you're meant to line them up online before you go visit? Oh.

HI DERE NEW YORK!

― JimD (JimD), Friday, 30 September 2005 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Chicagoans know that it can be pulling teeth to get me out of the house, because I'm a surly depressive, but how could I miss MANDEE? She's the opposite of depression.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...) (webmail), October 13th, 2005 7:57 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

If there's all sorts of crazy hot indie ass in Chicago, please tell me where to find it.

chicago seemed chock-full of desperate indie girls!!!! ive never had so many girls throw themselves at me. i was wearing pink pants and carrying a tote bag ferchrissake, wtf?

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 13 October 2005 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

chicago seemed chock-full of desperate indie girls!!!! ive never had so many girls throw themselves at me.


WHERE.

...seriously. I don't hang out at hipster bars, and the only Friend That Is a Girl that I have in Chicago only hangs out with dudes.

― giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 14 October 2005 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i dunno at like rainbow club, dannys bar, and like some afterhours place called Camp Gay?? except it wasnt gay. well it was gay as in it sucked donkeyballs, but not gay as in it sucked hot juicy cock, which is what i was hoping for.

it was so weird. like i dont ever get hit on but all these indie girls were making googly eyes at me and making awkward conversation.

if i were a straight indie guy, chicago is where i would go for indie poon.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 14 October 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

my indie sex tour would take me to glasgow and stockholm. and then to melbourne with a stopover in beirut.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 14 October 2005 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like touring

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 14 October 2005 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I'm homeless now so maybe I should just quit my job and take the Shimuras on the road, and then it would be not an indie sex tour but a ELECTROHARMONIC POP SEX TOUR!!!

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 14 October 2005 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i got chatted up once by an indie girl in chicago too! haha! it was during a GARBAGE gig! haha so indie. She claimed that she was indier than me. i challenged her to a fight and that was that.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

chicago seemed chock-full of desperate indie girls!!!! ive never had so many girls throw themselves at me. i was wearing pink pants and carrying a tote bag ferchrissake, wtf?


-- phil-two (philtw...), October 14th, 2005.


actually i got chatted up once by an indie girl in chicago too! haha! it was during a GARBAGE gig! haha so indie. She claimed that she was indier than me. i challenged her to a fight and that was that.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), October 14th, 2005

i really wish you two would stop talking about me in such a public forum.


― jennpb (jennpb), Friday, 14 October 2005 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

hee! hi jennpb! :D

now the memories all came back.. the garbage gig happened right before (and as i rememeber not far from) this karaoke extravaganza event also in which i wooed all the indie girls with a renditon of space oddity. such fun. i'm so going back there (if it's still there!)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 14 October 2005 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

let's go on a chicago indie sex cruise phil. you take the boys i take the girls.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 14 October 2005 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

universe of romance

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)


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