Garu G was a hoax.

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I am Garu's real gran. My name isn't Meryl and I am very upset to say the least. The real Garu may have his faults, but he is a handsome and well liked young man who never in his life did a poo or a wee in my flange or any other woman's flange that I know of.

― Gran G, Saturday, 1 October 2005 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

that you know of.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 1 October 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://salon.i-net.cz/prcek/fotogran/alb_gran/g_post02v.jpg

― amon (eman), Saturday, 1 October 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

ive hated ilx since garu died. buncha twee flaggots fuck u

― amon (eman), Saturday, 1 October 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

If he had ,he would have told me about it so there's no need to insinuate.

― Gran G, Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

he had ,he

― amon (eman), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

Young man, the way you behave it's a wonder your mother ever let you under her petticoat.

― Gran G, Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

she stopped once I started doing wees

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fourteenballstoy.co.uk/flogger350x450.jpg

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

All this post-Garu shit is useless, please stop

― F (Ferg), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

Now that I have set the record straight, we shall consider the matter closed before it degenerates even further into your own unholy fetishes.

― Gran G, Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE RJG ON PILLZ :P

― :P, Saturday, 1 October 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

I don't want to post, on this thread

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 1 October 2005 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

me, neither

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 1 October 2005 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

yo yo this shit is wack

― __ (pr00de), Saturday, 1 October 2005 07:39 (nineteen years ago)

THAT WAS YOU RJG LOL I THOUGHT YOU DONT READ THE NOISE BOARD LOL NOPE THAT JOKE WASNT FUNNY LAST TIME EITHER ROFFLE

― :p, Saturday, 1 October 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 1 October 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

he, he

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 1 October 2005 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

LOVE YA REALLY MATE :P

― :P, Saturday, 1 October 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

LOL :P LOL

― :P, Saturday, 1 October 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

ZZZ

― :P, Saturday, 1 October 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK OFF BORING CAPS TROLL
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY
TRY TO BE FUNNY FOR A CHANGE
YOU
BORING CAPSTROLL

― :P, Saturday, 1 October 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

Garu took me to Skipton this afternoon since it had stopped raining. We had an early drink with Dr. Owley and his wife, I can't recall her name, and bought two sets of towels and some bath salts. While the lot of you were occupied with your random image masturbation and your pretend illiteracy, my real grandson and I had a delightful outing.

― Gran G, Sunday, 2 October 2005 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

BORING AND SENSITIVE AWW LOL :P

― :P, Sunday, 2 October 2005 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

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