Semen Smell

-- tremendoid ("imtold...) (webmail), October 1st, 2005 12:31 AM. (tremendoid) (link)

I'd excelsior this, but it can't work anywhere but this thread.

My friend told me a Dutch scientist had done years of research and discovered: If you are an intellectual - or do intellectual activity - the tip of your nose is colder than... well... morons most probably.

Spit or swallow?

Is he a theatre set guy, by any chance? Big blonde guy? I can't remember for sure, but I think the guy I'm thinking was named Rich Gendron, but my memory for names is so bad that could be the name of a famous movie star for all I know. Anyway, point is, this guy stunk so fucking bad (or was it his girlfriend? no it was him) that you could smell it down the fucking hall when he had sex. It could be related to a disgustingly dirty penis or freak overactive somethings.

Anyway, if you had sex before marriage, you wouldn't have had to deal with this shit. Look what being a "good girl" got you! Ha.

LYSOL DOUCHE!

SANTA ANA -- An Orange County man was arrested Tuesday morning, accused of ejaculating into his female co-worker's water bottle on two separate occasions.

Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, of Fullerton, is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

If convicted, he faces three months to three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

Lallana was released on $500 bail and is set to be arraigned September 14, 2010 in Santa Ana.

The incident happened on January 14, 2010, at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.

Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.

The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.

The unidentified victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.

Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. That's where a second incident occurred, according to officials.

On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.

The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said.

The victim then notified the Orange Police Department .

DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana. He was arrested at his Fullerton home by officers with the Orange Police Department.

Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, of Fullerton, is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing offensive material

these charges didn't stick against (publisher, movie studio, record label) and they won't hold against Michael Kevin Lallana either

releasing an offensive material in a public place

What, like Sarah Palin's book?

Despite this name's board we don't really Love Everything, Renee.

― estela (estela), Saturday, 1 October 2005 04:25 (4 years ago)

unless it's on the TMI

first post itt rivals 'i have a snake...'

With Renee (if she was for real, which I doubt), I'm thinking vaginal infection. Nothing to do with semen at all.

it's funny someone recommended lemon pledge upthread, b/c i usually just beat off into a rag as a preamble to polishing my knick-knack stash

Someone's going to make a "Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg" reference, so it might as well be me.

"polishing my knick-knack"

nickn ack