Reply to: anon-101320844@craigslist.orgDate: 2005-10-02, 12:34AM EDT
We are a group of curious adventurers in our mid-twenties to early thirties. We're looking for an intelligent womyn (D&D free not required!!!) to engineer our campaign of Dungeons and Dragons--we're looking for an erotically charged game of politlcal intrigue and heroic conquest. We have all of the core source books (in older editions) but anything you'd like to bring to the table is welcome (wink, wink.)
We prefer that you be presentable looking. Why is it that all D&D playing womyn are fucking fatteys? This is a serious problem. We encourage you to show off your shapely figure by wearing short chainmail skirts and tight leather bustiers (Think Xena: Warrior Princess) to game sessions. If you don't have garments such as we describe, don't let that dissuade you from applying. We're relatively open minded, and we hope that you are as well.
If you're able to set a mood, create tension between the players and dungeon master, and take a cock in every fuckhole, we'd love to hear from you!!! We think this is a niche that has yet to be presented to the Craig's List audience, and we're interested in exploring it with you. The synergy between fucking and roleplaying will create a truly enriching experience for all involved.
We're all into drugs and booze, so don't worry about bringing social lubricants. They will be provided. Non-social lubricants, however, are another story. We may need to take turns bringing them to sessions lest we run out.
If your Charisma isn't quite an 18, don't worry--looks aren't everything, especially to people like us. It's enthusiasm and Dexterity that matter!
We look forward to hearing your ideas for a fruitful gaming experience.this is in or around the asstral planeno -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
― Ian J @ Jon & laura (laurah), Sunday, 2 October 2005 03:44 (nineteen years ago)
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Baaha :D
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― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Sunday, 2 October 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago)
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― meh.., Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago)
Um ... saving throw versus ... something?
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago)
A: Yes there was, though it was not a TSR product (as one would infer from that name). Chiefly compiled by Reid Bluebaugh from submissions by many people on the Internet (collectively known as "The Guide Creator"), it has been revised to remove trademarks & copyrighted material belonging to TSR, as well as make it more applicable to more games than just AD&D; its proper name is now "The Complete RPG Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge." At this time, no FTP site is publically known to contain any of the Complete Guides. Revised versions of these files, in which all of TSR's trademarks and any quotes from TSR's books have been removed, are slowly making their way onto the net, via rec.games.frp.archives and a web page, as the compiler finishes them. As none of them are really AD&D-specific now, they are all called "The Complete RPG Guide to..." or "The Fantasy Guide to..." Direct any questions about, as well as any requests for copies of the Guides to Reid Bluebaugh . On a side note, if you happen to find a copy of a '92 version of the Guide to Sex--or a copy of any of the guides which is dated before 1996--pass it by. There are much better, much more complete (some 200+ pages longer in a couple instances), and much more recent versions available.
― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago)
http://members.shaw.ca/gwynn/carnalguide/http://www.lysator.liu.se/~johol/netbooks/CarnalGuide/TOC.htmlhttp://www.lysator.liu.se/~johol/netbooks/CarnalGuide/carnal.txthttp://www.netbook-of-uck.net/
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― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:06 (nineteen years ago)
At work.
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:09 (nineteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:11 (nineteen years ago)
Low-intelligent beings have an obsession with smut. They love topurchase and look at pornographic periodicals. Player character's cancome across such periodicals in humanoid housing, a seedy magazinestand, a gross conquered enemy, etc.. These periodicals need a name andthe following system gives a periodical a name:
1) Roll 2d10 on a Table 1 to get the race that created the periodical.The writing (if any) in the periodical will be of the preferredlanguage of the race.
2) To get the name of the periodical:
- Roll 1d30 on Table 2 to get an adjective. You may roll more than once if desired. - Roll 1d20 on Table 3 to get an noun.
Thus, a roll of 4 and a roll of 14 would produce Jiggling Hooters.But this isn't good enough for the old GM, so he rolls for anotheradjective and gets a 25 Oily Jiggling Hooters. And the roll from step 1reveals that Orcs created this periodical. Thus, we have Oily JigglingHooters of Orcs.
TABLE 1: Humanoid Creators
Die DieRoll Humanoid Roll Humanoid 2 Bugbear 12 Drow Elf 3 Gully Dwarf 13 Ettin 4 Gnoll 14 Goblin 5 Hag 15 Half-Orc 6 Harpy 16 Human 7 Hill Giant 17 Hobgoblin 8 Kobold 18 Lizard Man 9 Mongrelman 19 Orc 10 Ogre 20 Troglodyte 11 Were-Rat
TABLE 2: Adjectives
DieRoll Adjective Roll Adjective Roll Adjective 1 Arousing 11 Big 21 Delectable 2 Erotic 12 Fleshly 22 Greasy 3 Hard 13 Hefty 23 Hors d'oeuvre 4 Jiggling 14 Juicy 24 Large 5 Luscious 15 Moist 25 Oily 6 Profuse 16 Savory 26 Scrumptious 7 Sensual 17 Slimy 27 Sticky 8 Stimulating 18 Succulent 28 Sumptuous 9 Swollen 19 Tantalizing 29 Tender 10 Titillating 20 Voluptuous 30 Warted
TABLE 3: Nouns
Roll Noun Roll Noun 1 Balls 11 Bolas 2 Butts 12 Caves 3 Clubs 13 Dungeons 4 Holes 14 Hooters 5 Jugs 15 Knockers 6 Lingerie 16 Mounds 7 Pits 17 Rods 8 Staves 18 Strongholds 9 Stuff 19 Swords 10 Wands of Wonder 20 Wonkers
A typical periodical may contain perverse artwork, Q&As, forum,advice column, letters, or raunchy stories. They are not necessarycreated on printing presses. They can be hand-written or drawn byscribes or artists. The lower intelligent beings are so primitive theyusually have clumps of scrolls with their perversion on them. The keyfor success with this system is for the GM to think. How intelligentare the authors? What resources do they possess? What is believableand realistic? This isn't a detailed system, it is merely guidelines tostimulate creative thought in the GM.
― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:12 (nineteen years ago)
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― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.kolumbus.fi/raine.maattanen/gurps/gurps_sex.htm
― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago)