At the weekend, I discovered that there is a building in my brothel

On Friday night, I got back to find a letter adressed to my brothel, but to a woman I had never heard of. Illegally, I decided to open it and found out it was an invoice to a woman living at number 18, in the next block along from me, that had been mistakenly turned up at our flat instead.

I told my flatmate that I was going to drop it round, as it was for a fair bit of money, to which he responded "oh, that's the block with the building in it, take a look at number 15 as you go past". Apparently, my normal flatmate had been looking through the local paper and found something called B14ckheath Buddi3s advertised in there. Out of curiosity (he claims) he phoned it up to find out where they were, and it turns out they're at flat number 15, in the next block, only accessible from the outside via a different door and a different stairwell to mine.

So I dropped this girl's letter round, and she was very grateful, and then I went downstairs and took a look at the outside of number 15. Bog-standard flat from the outside, like all the others in the building, but with a small camera installed just above the door, presumably to screen callers. The frosted pane in the door was also covered from the inside with a black binliner. I ran away.

This is fucking creepy. I thought I lived in a nice place, but what with the normal flatmate, the woman next door who sleeps in the night and now the building in the next block, I'm not so sure. I'm also wondering if anyone else in the brothel knows it's there.