The Send Beth Parker, Pudding Queen, Money Thread

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She doesn't live on air, folks. If you want to keep reading her delicious,saucy,hilarious posts you MUST SEND MONEY NOW!
Little Beth Parker may not be able to post anything funny unless you, yes, you, send me some money.
Beth is struggling-yes struggling- with a few problems right now. She is unable to eat dinner many nights-not because there is no dinner, but because her fingers can only type! She is unable to hold a fork, brothers and sisters!
I would spoon feed her, but I have to stay here and spoon feed myself. So I'm asking you to reach deep down inside and ask yourself"Do I want to wake up tomorrow knowing that I didn't help Beth Parker?"
Please send whatever you can, to me, to help Beth Parker.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

I am responding to my own thread. That's so not ok.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

Hi Alison! I knew you'd be back.

I don't get this thread. Is Beth having financial trouble?

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

This must be a private joke between you two that you spawned in a phone conversation. But we're supposed to send you money for her? Do you take a cut? I don't like to give to charities with high administrative fees.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

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― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Huh? Beth Parker?

― pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

yes, um, it is kind of a joke. Although I would be happy to receive money for Beth and scoop 20% in handling fees.( I would reinvest that into your radio station, of course.)
Yup- I thought it was very funny, but the harsh glare of daylight is proving that it's not really all that funny. maybe Beth can save this thread.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Nope.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

And I'm not really here. I'm actually doing lots of homework. I'm not listening to Old Crow Medicine Show either.How many hours until
"Lost"? 36?
I think there's a tunnel from the stadium as well, Maria.
our tenement building is being - is having an extreme makeover. I keep thinking someone is knocking on the door. A door. One of the doors.Then I turn the music up louder.
I may, eventually, have the music drown out the pounding.
Chicken pies, yummy.
But now it's that great song "Rock Me", which makes me want to sit on the porch and...rock.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Where's Beth?
get off of that other thread and BE HERE NOW.
Even 'though I'm not really here. I'm not! I swear!

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

what happened to this crazy lady

― gr8080, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 10:59 (eighteen years ago)

I hope nothing happened while she was in Puerto Rico...
I can't stop picking up the yellow stones

― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Kinda miss her posts. She's a good drawer too.

― ⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘ (libcrypt), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 05:42 (seventeen years ago)

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