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'noted military strategist barbara streisand says we should abandon iraq!'

'and the LIBERAL media never mentioned the no-bid halliburton contracts!'

nobody laughs at this shit anymore its just a weird formalist thing but for some reason all this stock partisan blahzay blah makes me laugh so more examples plz!

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

Everything everybody in punditville said yesterday about Miers to thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

what a WELL QUALIFIED justice she'll be!!

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

btw isnt it weird how coulter has been bitching about judge roberts the past 4 weeks all thru katrina etc?? its not even like the columns were written before that shit cuz she throws in a couple references to current events but its an odd break from her usual style of pounding away at whatever the #1 story in the news cycle is (schiavo/plame/sheehan/etc)

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

"But as regular viewers of PBS know, in fact, we invaded Iraq for oil. Yes, precisely. That's why U.S. forces seized Iraq's oil fields right after Baghdad fell, confiscated their vast oil reserves, and now we can buy all the gasoline we want here at home for just pennies a gallon any time we want."

you sly devil!

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

check your email

― -----, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

Coulter really likes the way she sounds talking about fetuses getting their skulls punctured and whatnot so the Supreme Court is one of her fave topics

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

yeah her abortion columns are funny she sounds like a 50s segregationist

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

but i wonder about those slanted polls she uses to prove that americans would vote to criminalize all abortion, cuz alot of other polls show that most folks wouldnt- is it really her wish to put it to a nationwide vote or is she just frontin to look hard??

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

here's coulters impression of a democrat who sees condi on tv-

"Say, there's a black woman standing next to President Bush ... who is that? Never mind! It's probably somebody he's arresting!"

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

"When she was managing Al Gore's 2000 campaign, Donna Brazile said she was not going to "let the white boys win in this election." (If I had a nickel for every time I've confused Al Gore, Joe Lieberman, Terry McAuliffe, Paul Begala and James Carville for the Jackson Five ...)"

this is pretty funny but is carville technically a whiteboy?? lieberman too, maybe we should ask coulter's dad

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0813520886.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

http://news.wlu.edu/pub/libs/images/usr/56.jpg http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38289000/jpg/_38289931_jackson150.jpg

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

REALLY CUTTING INCISIVE POLITICAL ANALYSIS GOING ON HERE IN THIS THREAD Y'ALL. WAY TO GO.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

THANKS LATEBLOOMER I VALUE YOUR OPINION GREATLY AND THINK FOREIGN POLICY SHOULD BE SINGULARLY BASED ON IT

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

NO, NO...YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE DICTATING FOREIGN POLICY. YOU BEING SUCH AN EXPERT.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

I wish you'd both dictate foreign policy

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

I am a trenchant analyst of social forces because I spent the vast majority of my youth watching television!

http://www.rapandsoulmailorder.com/magazines/magpics/egoracism.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

that's a really funny book! (no sarcasm intended)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

When did "dictate foreign policy" become a euphemism for "fuck off"?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

LET'S ALL GO BACK TO THE THREADS ABOUT APPLES, THE TOOTH FAIRY, AND DESPERATE ATTEMPTS TO MAKE INTERNET PHANTOMS TELL PEOPLE THEY'RE PRETTY AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR LACK OF INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION.

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR MORRIS THE CAT: WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON THE YELLOWCAKE SCANDAL?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

STRONGO THATS A GREAT IDEA

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

ILE: WHERE PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT GOES ON IN THE WORLD PAST YOUR MONITOR CATCHES YOU SHIT

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

dude to be fair i just started this thread for funny pastes

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

tho i did wanna talk about if creoles and jews are whiteboys

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

haha i defend you and i still can't win

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Jews: Yes. Except for when they aren't.
Creoles: No. Except for when they are.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

this relationship is never going to work

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Any and all uses of "preznit".

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

haha

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

the pResident of the united states

― _, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

from here:

The racial composition of welfare families has changed substantially over the past ten years. In FY 1992, it was 39 percent white, 37 percent African-American, and 18 percent Hispanic. In FY 2001, however, it was 30 percent white, 39 percent African-American, and 26 percent Hispanic. Viewed over the decade, there has been a shift from white to Hispanic families, which is consistent with broader population trends. This shift has been accelerated since FY 1996 and is particularly pronounced in California, New York, and Texas. Thus, in FY 2001, 70 percent of all Hispanic welfare families were in three large States (California, New York and Texas), as compared to 65 percent in FY 1996. In California, the proportion of Hispanic families increased to 49 percent in FY 2001 from 38 percent in FY 1996. In addition, the proportion of African- American families has trended up slightly since FY 1996, following a decline that preceded FY 1996. The result of these changes is that over the past decade the proportion of welfare families that are minorities has increased from three-fifths to just over two-thirds, primarily driven by the relative growth in Hispanic families.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

i guess that belongs on the other thread

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

God you people are assholes.

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

ILE: WHERE PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT GOES ON IN THE WORLD PAST YOUR MONITOR CATCHES YOU SHIT

-- strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (wt...), Today 1:45 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

"LACK OF INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION."

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

SEE MY CLEVER COMMENTARY THERE

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

this relationship is never going to work

-- strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (wt...), Today 1:48 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

I think Coulter's frontin'-to-look-hard thing is a pretty transparent career move: smart people interested in making money in the entertainment industry carve out a niche that can't be easily occupied by anybody else; Coulter's rhetoric resembles Paglia's in a lot of ways, but since their audiences don't overlap much, loads of $$$ for Ann - it wouldn't really surprise me at all if her real political beliefs were moderate-right

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

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