It's my birthday & no-one remembered

get one flesh friend

or one mom

surely your mom remembered

This way you don't get older. Count your blessings.

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It's my birthday & no-one remembered

-- Im sad (...), October 4th, 2005. (userip)

tube stations

LOLILX

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Question for Morons

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i've been there

-- coincidence (jjjjjjjj...), October 3rd, 2005. (userip)

Question for Morons

what's it like having message board all to yourself?

-- oh gnoes a troll! (t...), October 3rd, 2005. (userip)

ILX Elite Beehive Circle Jerk EXCELSIOR!

'funny' posts go here

-- oh heavens a troll, what will become of me? (h...), October 3rd, 2005. (userip)

TS for "Preznit": Jimmy Smits VS Alan Alda

I for one welcome our new troll

-- e-tard (ha...), October 3rd, 2005. (userip)

this is the thread where I love you all

more like a jizz thread am i rite

-- fucking perv (...), October 2nd, 2005. (userip)

The Cronenberg Thread

STFU

-- ---------- (-----...), October 2nd, 2005. (userip)

Inside Britain's Fattest Man on UK Sky 1 right now (Sunday 2/10 11pm)

stfu

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POV: people who think they're noise dudes

more like vince yawn

-- tit of fun (...), October 2nd, 2005. (userip)

this is the thread where I love you all

I love you all

-- I bring you love (...), October 2nd, 2005. (userip)

I was refused service in a dinner today, because I orderd a diet pepsi, coffee, and $5 worth of french fries: is this normal?

stfu

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One Nation Under God: Now in the Constitution!

lol @ USA

-- lolol (...), October 1st, 2005. (userip)

Are ilxors fucked hard with ornate spikes?

answer the fucking question

-- fuck you (FUC...), October 1st, 2005. (userip)

this is the thread wh

I

-- anthon (m...), September 30th, 2005. (userip)

Where's your Messiah now?

it does now

-- lal (...), September 30th, 2005. (userip)

Where's your Messiah now?

-- lal (lllllllllll...), September 30th, 2005. (userip)

try glasgow more

Yes I have half a bottle of this in my freezer. yum yum yum.

-- alext (alext.il...), September 30th, 2005. (userip)

Are ilxors deluded?

more liek too few am i rite?

-- Are ilxors deluded? (...), September 29th, 2005. (userip)

Are ilxors deluded?

Are ilxors deluded?

YES!!!

-- "in your life" (h...), September 29th, 2005. (userip)

Falling asleep at the cinema

I fell asleep while standing up watching Slint at Camber this year. A couple of years before a whole bunch of us had fallen asleep at the back during an incredibly loud drill and bass set by the Aphex Twin.

-- alext (alext.il...), September 27th, 2005. (userip)

Fancy a Gig? American Altitude/Lesser Birds of Paradise/The Places (Amy Annelle) @ Trash Bar, Brooklyn, Oct. 8

Fags

-- mariategue (...), September 26th, 2005. (userip)

facial puppetry

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/apaul/portfolio/props/images/face-puppet.gif

-- parody thread (ruinin...), September 26th, 2005. (userip)

sports goats

stfu

-- ----- (------...), September 26th, 2005. (userip)

racial puppetry in right-wing comics

too long; didn't read

-- asshat (ass...), September 26th, 2005. (userip)

sports goats

-- hilarious parody thread (...), September 26th, 2005. (userip)

Bill Bailey at the Olympia

bill gayley more like

-- hilarity (...), September 26th, 2005. (userip)

"Except for one thing: I hate sports and the people who play them, care about them or care about the people who play them."

this thread is so british

-- BRITISH PEPAL ARE ASSHOLES (S...), September 25th, 2005. (userip)

Films that are on (UK) telly all the bloody time

Robocop (never get tired of it tho)

-- I'd buy that for a dollar (dol...), September 25th, 2005. (userip)

This is the thread where we create a thread that will be deleted

lol

-- creative (cr...), September 23rd, 2005. (userip)

This is the thread where we use the internet

I will click on this link 'goatse.cx'. Oh my that man's anus is very large

-- estoy usar el internet (...), September 23rd, 2005. (userip)

The Guardian - classic or dud?

another heartwarming thread about a british newspaper. i love you all

-- lolol (...), September 22nd, 2005. (userip)

What did I ever see in Zoe Williams?

another heartwarming thread about a british newspaper. i love you all

-- lolol (...), September 22nd, 2005. (userip)

this is the thread where we run ilx for everyone

better delete it

-- trolls ruining my life (icantdea...), September 22nd, 2005. (userip)

this is the thread where we ruin ilx for everyone

kekekekekeke

-- ^_^ (k@waii), September 22nd, 2005. (userip)

this is the thread where we ruin ilx for everyone

you all a bunch of bitch fattie faggots

-- anonymous asshattery (loggedou...), September 22nd, 2005. (userip)

"Judge Dredd" Powers For Police Urged

Between this, anti-immigrant hysteria and happyslapping, I am finally convinced that the UK is populated with a race of troglodyte mooks, which I formerly believed about my country, having attended a catholic grade school.
-- no tech! (hjink...), July 11th, 2005.

-- BRITISH PEPAL ARE ASSHOLES (FUC...), September 22nd, 2005. (userip)

closet furries on ilx

j'accuse strngo hlkton, jonathen williamz

-- accusations (s...), September 22nd, 2005. (userip)

Why I hate the Daily Mail, as distilled into one edition

another heartwarming thread about a british newspaper. i love you all

-- j/k (IL...), September 22nd, 2005. (userip)

try glasgow more

I read this, and from next week I'll be back to commuting to Glasgow four days a week, but I still don't think I count as 'one of us lot'! PS get some decent weather, coming out of the tube was like walking into a cold sauna this morning.

-- alext (alext.il...), September 22nd, 2005. (userip)

TS: Trolling vs. endless complaints about trolling (Some NSFW pictures)

I've seen some beautiful pieces of trolling in my time. I've never seen one entertaining piece of troll-whining.

haha fuck you logged out (coward) and the SELFISH, IGNORANT, ABUSIVE way you have chosen for you and your fellow countrymen to be treated. One day you'll feel very very sorry for yourself. I hate you so much.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), November 3rd, 2004.

If I meet logged off I'll kick her in the face for destroying the planet. The fucking bitch.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), November 3rd, 2004.

-- o rly? (...), September 21st, 2005. (userip)

This is the threa where you post to an internet message board

posting

-- lol (...), September 17th, 2005. (userip)

This would have been the perfect thread for a Peter Noone joke.

j/k lol

What did you look like before you were born?

Assume the full-lotus position and meditate on this question until you can demonstrate your ability to answer correctly. You may take bathroom breaks, but only when absolutely necessary. I shall stand by with a cudgel, in case you need further encouragement.

Successful completion of this assignment shall result in the complete expunging of your disappointment.

or one mom
-- strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (wt...), October 4th, 2005.
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It WAS my birthday and I didn't even get an ILX thread. :(

Though you did get a nice one at the Pickle Bar.

happy birthday to both the troll & t'other dude who I can't tell is it Jon Williams or what 'cause the name's all fucked up but happy birthday anyway!

With a name like I'm Sad, what do you expect?

Well, it is Ed's birthday today, but I thought we weren't celebrating it until tomorrow which is why I didn't say anything!

ahem!

http://www.geocities.com/emurphy23/sad.txt

Happy birthday, Eisbar! You rock my friend.

Happy birthday Tad! *hugs* from Koalaland!

happy birfday emo face!

Tip of the hat to you sir.

Happy Birthday! Global warming should stop for your sake! I hope you meet nice penguins!

Happy bday, Tad!

happy birthday eisbar! please don't ;_; even though it's your party and you can if you want to.

thank you, everyone :-)

(actually, last monday was my b'day -- was sick on that day and the rest of the week though)

Happy birthday, Tad!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, man. May the Phillies win 87 games for you this year.

It was my birthday recently, and I forgot.

(obviously, that's not true)

AHEM ; (

There was one year when my birthday fell during my college spring break, and so I was at my parents' house doing nothing for most of the week, and it didn't occur to me that it was my birthday until roughly 4 PM.

Shit, I was evicted from the ILX birthday rolls about two years ago and you don't see ME whining. This is the kind of thing that makes you HARD, UNSTOPPABLE, THISWILLBETHEBESTONEYET!!!!

This is why you IM someone at 2 AM the night before your birthday with a link to your birthday thread.

Er, not that I've done that.

Colin otm. No one updated my thread last week but I figured que sera sera. I did spare Tad a thought as we're only a day apart, tho'.

happy birthday to all you sorry lot!

I like internet people and all, but the first part of this thread is SOOOO much better than the next part.

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Eisbar.