Now I remember why I like my job so much

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First conversation heard upon return to work:

"Did you watch the football the other night?"
"What football was that?"
"I don't know, I heard there was one on."
"I don't watch football."
"Neither do I, really"(Pause)"So, did you watch anything good on telly?"

Eight hours of this, I swear. Don't you wish human speech could be regulated, or charged by word uttered or something? It would cut out alot of annoying surface noise in life.

― dave q, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My God, you don't work with a bloke called S*mon Park, do you?

― N., Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dont talk, just feelFEEL LICK

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You should stare at them for an hour. When they ask you what's wrong, you shoudl reply: WRONG WRONG? I LOVE YOU! WEEEEE! Then hug them tight and whisper in their ear "You smell like fear."

― helenfordsdale, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You need my job. Tom comes in and we start talking about knavish professors, snotty TAs and complaining patrons. We bond through hatre

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In Rugger I've seen Canada Vs USA (we kicked ass), Oz vs Kiwis, Scots Vs Welsh. In football its Liverpool vs Arsenal, ManU Vs Some suckers and Chelsea Vs More Suckers. Man do I love digital tv and the Sex Channel and this bottle of Baco Noir.

Though if anyone in California is willing to trade ANYTHING for a bottle of 60 dollar wine from Napa Valley let me know.

― Mr Noodles, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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