POO: 'bum', 'ass', 'fart' or 'pee'

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― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

this is no contest at all, "ass" rules the roost with an vise-like grip

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

bum

― webber (webber), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

I'm with "bum", but then I'm used to large crowds.

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

banana, i totally think ass is going to rule this thread. bum sounds weird in america, and i can live my life without ever thinking about people farting or peeing.

― carly (carly), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

ass rules everything around me

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

i can live my life without ever thinking about people farting or peeing
I don't know. That seems like a bleak life to me. What about the great works of the Farrelly Brothers?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

I believe fart has the oldest pedigree, while pee is a quite recent euphemism.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

I will never outgrow fart humor even the word is funny. pee is stupid

fart fart fart. hahaha

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

WHO FARTED HAHAHAHA

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

so on and so forth

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

yes but where did they fart from? answer, their ASS

ass is more influential therefore

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

Beth, exactly.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

It may be time for the magic word.
CLOACA

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

Unless we're talking about the gestation period of the rainbow python, it is never time for "cloaca".

― Laurel, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

Rainbow pythons fart from their cloaca.
Rainbow pythons HAVE NO ASS.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

They were right to throw him out for "inappropriate language" - it was British schoolchildren he was addressing so he should be saying "arse" not "ass".

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 October 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

OTFM

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 6 October 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

maybe he was talking about bumsex with donkeys

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 October 2005 09:28 (twenty years ago)

we all like a joke, ken c, but this time you've gone too far.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 09:36 (twenty years ago)

"A former vicar turned author has been asked to leave ILX because he used "inappropriate language" during a thread.

Teachers told ken c to stop his posting to ILX after using words such as "donkey" and "bumsex" to 12-year-olds."

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 6 October 2005 09:39 (twenty years ago)

haha the 12-year-olds bit was otm.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 October 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

I thought this would be a Rumpie thread.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 6 October 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/PappaWheelie/buttocks.gif

― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 06:51 (seventeen years ago)

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