Hstencil is too busy figuring out how to zing Spencer to answer my instant messages!

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Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

jess already won the zing Spencer game though.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I am too dumb!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

i hear he's from CALIFORNIA

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

and you know no good can come of that

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

I hear spencer has many haircare products.

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Well he's a graphic designer, what do you expect.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

I have ZERO hair care products!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Not even shampoo??? Gross!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I think he just exfolliates all day....

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

not even shampoo?!

xpost

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

hive fives all around

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

i am just envious of his luxuriant locks

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

No wonder his hair is so shiny! xpost

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Guys, I have a manly question for you. Tom decided to, like, stop washing his hair. I dunno why, but he did. But the thing is that he takes just as long or longer in the shower now, shaving or exfoliating his face or whatever. What kind of trade off is that? What does that even mean, not to wash your hair but to become an exfoliator?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

PS - Harvell you have been on my friendster "pending friend requests" for like 2 years.... wtf

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I have pantene shampoo+conditioner.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

i have no reasonable explanation for that

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

a little grease in your hair helps you control it, duh. esp. in humid DC indian summers.

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Jimmy, Tom shaved his head, I thought we discussed this event.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

OMG DOES HE LOOK LIKE KENAN NOW?

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

You are engaged to a Kenan doppelganger.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

i shave my head too now. it's a trend.

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

HAIR GROWS BACK I DON'T REMEMBER HOW LONG AGO THIS WAS. IF HE HAS NO HAIR HE DOES NOT HAVE TO WASH IT.

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

n/a you take that back you son of a bitch

xpost his hair grew back but not as long as before, only like 2 inches long

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

I'm shaving my head as soon as this damn growth is removed :/

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

You're having your nose removed?

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

Now THAT'S a ZING!

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

Tom is going to be racking up the frequent flyer miles what with all the trips to Chicago to beat n/a's ass.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

Don't you mean tap?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Spencer, didn't my brother once ask you where to get his hair cut in L.A.?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

I think he means meat.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to dye my hair bright red, maybe tomorrow. Hopefully I will start a trend with that, instead of this shaved head no shampoo trend.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Don't you mean tap?

... Perhaps I do.

The Ghost of Meat Cut In L.A. (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

i still wash my head, jesus.

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

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strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

4

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

3

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

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strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

1

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

You're having your nose removed?

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), October 6th, 2005 4:45 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

Now THAT'S a ZING!

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), October 6th, 2005 4:45 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

But my hair doesn't cover my nose!

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

smegma be gone!

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

are you expecting something?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc, yes! I don't remember if I told him, but I have a really good person now who's CHEAP.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

booooo xpost. Mod fix pls.

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Jimmy delivers!

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

my american apparell order, ally

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

I think it's funnier that way

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

boooooo

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

Damn, Spencer. How many times do you need to be cut???

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

THAT'S a SPICY MEAT-a-BOLL!

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

oh this is going places I dislike now isn't it.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

I mean, damn.

The Ghost of Magic Foreskin (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

1) i don't own shampoo

2) i'm wearing an american apparel shirt

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

STONE HIM

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

grrrrrooooossssssssss

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

hey it works for me!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

but are you ONLY wearing an american apparrel shirt?

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Remember those dolls with the "magic hair" where you cranked their arms and their ponytail grew longer or shorter?

The Ghost of Bad Mental Images (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

I think he means meat.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-a-BOLL!

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

I am amusing no one but myself.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

you're vaguely amusing me.

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

don't underestimate just how much i am putting off what i have to do.

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

I'm not putting off anything, but still I too am vaguely amused.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0001U1VKC/103-9962196-6297449?v=glance

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

well that's one more thing ruined for life.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

strongo what do you "have to do"?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

strongo what do you "have to do"?

http://gooliebuns.blogs.com/gooliebuns/images/watusi_2.gif

The Ghost of Like My Little Lucy (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

uppers [nsfw: music]

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

HOLY SHIT, JON.

A Disappointing Experience, December 30, 2003
Reviewer: A customer

I had anticipated receiving this item as a gift this christmas, but from my first sight of the actual product, was disappointed. The flesh had taken on an unhealthy color, whether that is from inefficient shipping or disease I don't know. I prepared the rabbit in a spaghetti and found that a sour flavor that I had never encountered before in rabbit meat had contaminated the dish. I do not recommend anyone else puchase this product and will not again myself.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

about 1000 words, give or take.

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

head -n 1000 /usr/share/dict/words

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

OMG okay, go to Amazon's "Page You Made" screen and uncheck everything except for the skinned rabbit from your history and you will find some fucking odd things.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00076WYZ6/ref=pd_ys_pym_all_1/103-9962196-6297449?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_ys_pym_all_5/103-9962196-6297449?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00018ASUI/ref=pd_ys_pym_all_8/103-9962196-6297449?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

OKAY WHY CAN YOU BUY THIS ON AMAZON.COM, WTF

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

wow Dan, both your and my employers are going to think we're insane now!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Did anyone else think that would cost *more* than $9.99???

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

dan please tell me you read the customer reviews of that product

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

These two threads are almost like ILX 2003.

400% Nice (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)


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Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

"MEDIUM"!!!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

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Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

i was busy working, jon.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

THERE IS AN ENTIRE SUB-CATEGORY

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Why does this picture have sparkle and lens flare effects???!!!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0008FUQHY.01-A3HDDZD5V5HUQV._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone care to speculum???

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Obviously you have never been to a gynocologist, that's what they all do.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

Is it to hypnotize you or something?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

Gynocologists sparkle and flare?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 October 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.januscompany.com/crow.jpg

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

lol @ crooooooooooooooow

howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 6 October 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

that guy is no tom servo

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 6 October 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

I think n/a should continue to amuse himself

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 6 October 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

that guy is no tom servo

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DIWHG.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/14/239914_thumb.jpg

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

love this, August 7, 2005

Reviewer: kim - See all my reviews
my boyfriend likes to give me anal
but my arse is so tight
so we use this to streach it out before sex

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26 of 32 people found the following review helpful:

not suitable for family gifts!, March 29, 2005

Reviewer: Stephen Witt (Chicago, IL United States) - See all my reviews

I bought this for my mom for Thanksgiving. I figured she could use it to help stuff the turkey. She was completely nonplussed. My girlfriend, who is a medical student, took me aside and explained to me the intended purpose for this device.

BOY WAS MY FACE RED!

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kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

I think n/a should continue to amuse himself
-- gabbneb (gabbne...), October 6th, 2005 5:52 PM. (gabbneb) (later)

Sorry, I was offline making shadow puppets.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

These two threads are almost like ILX 2003.

FEEL THE NOSTALGIA

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

ok the reposting of the reviews is unnecessary, because we all read them by clicking on teh link. Ergo it is less funny, this way. I don't make the funnies, I merely critique them.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

Daver's "Tom Servo", OTOH, gave me diaphragm spasms.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)


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