Caterpillar eats lion. Caterpillar explodes. [NSFW but well worth your time]

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Sigh. Well, not true, but I think it's time for a new ILX art/drawing contest.

― donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

or thread idea contest?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

http://gegtik.com/sa/uh.gif

― Bobby Count (jaxon), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

lock thread.

― petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

delete thread

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

revive thread!

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

That gif is a full 19 seconds of going "NO! STOP! IT'S TOO MUCH! SOMETHING TRULY AWFUL IS IMMINENT!"

I timed it.

― nabiscothingyu, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

The breasts were reassuring, at least.

― nabiscothingyu, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

The girl's expression after the unveiling has me in pain laughing.

― donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

so Jaxon, did you make that yourself? What a studious artist you are!

― donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

I assume the NSFW flags have been raised now, yes?

― donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

It just won't stop! There's that moment where it seems like enough is enough and it's come to a halt, but NO, it hasn't hit the GROUND yet.

(Someone needs to redraw that so that it keeps on going until it's filled up the entire screen, the entire ILX, the entire INTERNET. You try and escape to google but there it is, it keeps expanding, everywhere you go, it is the INFINITE COCK.)

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

OH. MY. GAWD. Allyzay was right -- this board has become a hermaphroditic haven!!!!!

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

And why God why the three extra topcocks?

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 7 October 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

For pleasure, duh.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Oh my god.

― I AM AT WORK YOU ASSHOLES., Friday, 7 October 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

TOPCOCKS hahaha

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Jason seems to have a very poor understanding of anatomy.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Hahahah, I love the mod-alteration to the thread title.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

nabisco OTM about topcocks. i only wish the topcock growth were fully recursive.

― petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

like when you win MS solitaire, and the cards form cardcocks.

― petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

i think jaxon should decline the (undue) credit for the image.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to email this to everyone I know, but I'm hesitant for some reason...

― chap who would dare to kill all the threads (chap), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, one big reason and three smaller ones.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

what's with the tail? does that technically make her a furry?

― it was a different shark (wetmink2), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Bloody hell, I hadn't noticed the tail.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

because ya know, four-cocked hyper-overgrown hermaphrodite, OK, but furry, that's a whole other level.

― it was a different shark (wetmink2), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

"She" also has really thick ankles but that's hardly the point.

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

I think we are all ignoring the elephant in the room here, which is: WOULD YOU HIT IT?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

oh fuck all of you.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

there's no way i could or would draw that. i didn't even find it on the web. Adrian Langston is the man of your dreams

― Bobby Count (jaxon), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Is it a tail or just long hair?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Or something like this?

(NSFW - but hell, it can't be much worse for your office reputation than the picture above)

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

it's totally a tail: she's a furry.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

it's interesting that we're thinking of her as female even though she has a giant giant penis.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Finally! Just the tail toy we were looking for to fulfill our puppy love - making sessions. I use the fox tail anal plug - sometimes with a leather wolf mask sometimes without - to transform into my wife's animal lover. Doggy style has a brand new meaning and sensation when adding a real tail! The fur provides just the right touch of realism to get into my doggy head space. The plug took very little time to adjust to and after a few uses fits like a glove :-) I've even fell asleep for hours in my mistresses lap while wearing it without any problems. I strongly recommend this product if you want to walk on the "wild" side!

"my doggy head space"! The mind reels. (this, from that extreme restraint site linked to above.)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

So thankful I didn't click on that link now.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Also:

This 18 inch authentic fox tail is hand made of exceptional quality.

how can it be an "authentic fox tail" if it's hand made? I mean, an "authentic" fox tail surely is one that grew out of an actual fox, right?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

There's nothing to be scared of, Dan, it's just a shopping site.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

Made of 100% pure exceptional quality!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

OMG the "fucking machines" page! Behold the "fuck saw fucking kit", a mere 169 bucks. (fuckin' idiots, they missed the chance to call it the fux0r fucking kit!!)

"just" a shopping site haha. This is awesome, actually - the "drilldo fucking kit" - a power drill w/a dildo attached! Presumably you have it set on hammer drill mode? for 160 dollars it had better be a bosch!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

jesus fucking christ they sell urethral dilators!! Enough!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

Okay, the "drilldo" sounds like a horrifically bad idea unless your trying to excavate your vagina.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

the picture basically shows a hand-held power drill of the sort that you would use to attach some shelves to a wall, with a large dildo attached to the end. I presuma, and hope that it doesn't rotate in use.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

I don't know what donut guy was hoping for when he started this thread, but I'll bet it wasn't this.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

(I am trying to pretend I didn't read the phrase "urethral dilators".)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

This thread a 100 times more than I ever dreamed.

― donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

(plus three)

― donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Okay, the "drilldo" sounds like a horrifically bad idea unless your trying to excavate your vagina.

Or unless you're naming a new band.

― it was a different shark (wetmink2), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

preferably a new Scandinavian metal band.

― it was a different shark (wetmink2), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

like cube squared?

they sold more albums in sweden. then abba.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

Think how many more they would have sold if they were called "Drilldo"!

― it was a different shark (wetmink2), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

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