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Esquire magazine dubs actress Jessica Biel sexiest woman alive
NEW YORK (AP) — Jessica Biel has been proclaimed “the sexiest woman alive” by Esquire magazine.
The actress dons the cover of Esquire’s November issue, following last year’s honouree, Angelina Jolie. The 23-year-old Biel, who began as a teenager on the family TV series 7th Heaven, plays a supporting role in the upcoming Elizabethtown and starred earlier this year in Stealth.
“It seemed like it would be great — having named Anglina Jolie sexiest woman of the year last year — to try to come up with somebody who was on everyone’s radar screen, but who was also fresh,” said Esquire editor-in-chief David Granger. “It just seemed like Jessica Biel’s moment.”
The magazine also picks a woman for three older age brackets: the Chinese actress Gong Li, 39; the 47-year-old Sharon Stone; and Rene Russo, 51.
“It’s easy to appreciate womanhood without any consideration of age,” Granger says. “Youth isn’t the automatic turn-on it used to be.”

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

She's not the sexiest woman ALIVE, but she's pretty damn sexy.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

The picture they've been running one piece at a time, isn't very sexy, but maybe that's because she's been headless until now.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

i secretly love reading esquire

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Esquire is great, except that every single actress profile starts off with a variation of how down-to-earth/funny/'not at all a haughty bitch' she is. Just once I'd like them to start off with "Keira Knightley thinks she's better than you..."

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Women who are sexier than J.Biel and ALIVE:

Toni Collette
Diane Lane
Mitsou
A bunch of tennis players
Lou Diamond Phillips

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Whatevs, madman. Diane Lane????

The Ghost of [insulting but witty riposte snipped] (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Cheers hottie.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Wait a minute. I mean Shelley Long. Sorry.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahahah

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

she has a pretty good butt

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/1989/posters/troop_beverly_hills.jpg

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

i meant mary camden, but shelly long's got a nice one too

strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Hey, if it's good enough for Danny DeVito, it's good enough for me.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

How come DDV was never on Cheers? Rhea Perlman was on Taxi. Why not return the favour, Danny? Or were you too busy Romancing the Stone?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0003/oscar.bios/toni.colette.jpg

I honestly don't understand the Toni Colette love on here.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but http://www5f.biglobe.ne.jp/~ana/toni_collette_2.html

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

gear to thread

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

reading esquire >>>>> reading ap

kurt broder (dr g), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Keira Knightley Does This Thing With Her Mouth

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/toni1.jpg

Toni Colette looks like a dental receptionist.

andy --, Friday, 7 October 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

I am rarely drawn to buy or even pick up a copy of Esquire. I do not find Jessica Biel especially attractive either. Apparently she has an amazing... chest, but I think that's one of those 'in person' things that might be impressive.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 October 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)


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