It's friday night. My mate's just invited me to a pub in Soho and is with, apparently, a number of attractive young ladies.

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And yet what I really feel like doing is staying in on my own with a few beers and going on the internet and watching telly. Jesus, what's wrong with me? I got pissed last night, but still...

― chap who would dare to kill all the threads (chap), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

But still you're posting?

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

I know, it's sad.

― chap who would dare to kill all the threads (chap), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Girls are scary.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

I get that urge a lot. Especially when I've been smoking weed.
But usually I do end uo going out and having a much better time than if I'd stayed home.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

How many attractive young ladies? How many other males will be in the party? Which pub?

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

You must go to where the pussy is, dood. Master it.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

1. Lots
2. Only one mentioned
3. That information must be bought

xpost

― chap who would dare to kill all the threads (chap), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

london soho or nyc soho?

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

the clue is in the title i reckon

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

"mate" "pub"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

haha i guess im just used to everybody being a wannabe Britto.

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

"apparently"

― giboy-YO!, Friday, 7 October 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Some of us r 4 real.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

I guess it's just about the groove you're feelin at the time. But you know, you have to get out and know people if you're ever going to really feel people. So yeah, go check it out and let big Dan know if that fine British 'tang is smellin' strong tonight.

― Lyin' Dan (Lyin' Dan), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

r 4 real

Wannabe funky Minnesotan Jehovah's Witness.

Wannabe 13 yr old girl w/cellphone.

― giboy-YO!, Friday, 7 October 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Are you THE j03 g00d3n, the one with no girlfriend?

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

I'm just kidding, you I don't really know anyone by that name. I was justtrying to motivate you.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

But then again, maybe you're polyamorous or something, in which case...take a rest.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Well, I think I've been goaded in to going, which was the real purpose of starting this thread. Thanks all, I'll get back to you soon with more entirely uninteresting info on my life.

― chap who would dare to kill all the threads (chap), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Way to go, scout! Send big Dan some pix when you get back, k?

lyin.dan@gmail.com

Cool...

― Lyin' Dan (Lyin' Dan), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

God, I've really built up these ladies now. I must add that my friend has quite low standards.

― chap who would dare to kill all the threads (chap), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

change the title to "my acquaintance has just invited me to a caff in Waterloo and is with, apparently, a couple of slappers".

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

We'd then be far more likely to forgive you for what you are about to do.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

I'd still encourage you to go, even with that title.

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

I must add that my friend has quite low standards.

I bet your friend scores tonnes of punan.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

(as it were)

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha, you're absolutely right (I'm still going, by the way, I'm just making some pasta first).

― chap who would dare to kill all the threads (chap), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Dude, you will have so much fun if you look at the whole trip out as a game: you *have* to get one of the girls to come back to your place and post on this thread. If you do that you are cool, if not, fool.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, try saying "Do you like teh internet?" and see what happens.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Ok, DRAMATIC UPDATE, my friend just phoned to ask were the fuck I was and I told him I was leaving in ten minutes, and it turns out they're only staying out till 11, so it would have been rubbish anyway. Seems like I got you all excited for nothing, sorry.

Anyway, I'm going to go to my local now, which is open till 1. There'll be females there, but it's debateable asto whether they'll possess all their teeth.

― chap who would dare to kill all the threads (chap), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

errrr...

no, I can't.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Sorry... work.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

URAPuC

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 8 October 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

Adam is good value!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 8 October 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

I hear that being with a toothless lover has advantages. I wonder what they are?

― tra_mendous, Sunday, 9 October 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

HTANKS MISTER PEE BUDDY

http://www.positive-feedback.com/Issue19/images/peabody.jpg

― 123, Sunday, 9 October 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

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