Hey buddies, heading out, needin some lady advice.

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So I got one lady, and shes been my main thing, but its not as good as it could be

Shes back in the States anyway and Im on a little vacation here.

So I was goin to head out and check out some bars right, and this is my first time in london. im a santa cruz dude, as in CALIFORNIA right, so what should i say to these girls thats gonna make the night flow smooooth.

Or drinks too -- I love what you guys do -- let me in on a couple of the tricks.

― Lyin' Dan (Lyin' Dan), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Tell them you'd rather be at home watching TV.

― chap who would dare to kill all the threads (chap), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

DO NOT FEED THE TROLL

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Hi Santa Cruz, SF here.

Don't stand on the left hand side of the elevators. Don't try and use Britishisms.

Good luck.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Jon's right. Give her drinks, instead.

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

You love what us guys do? Are there some real Cassanovas on this board or something?

― Stay At Home Masturbator, Friday, 7 October 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

I read that as he loves "drinks"?

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

Dude, don't go behind the back of your special lady friend.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

hi lyin dan, don't be a cumbubble

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

hahaha!

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

"Danny, don't be a cumbubble, don't be a fool with your life"

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

"Elevators" Adam?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

whatever! I drank a lot of coffee! you know what I mean!

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

This is what Im talkin about is when you can count on your brother for that little extra tip. So Im just wonderin if any of you had any better tips

These were definitly good.. but ive already tried a lot with ladies

hey if anybody likes to party, send pix...

lyin.dan@gmail.com

Cool...

― Lyin' Dan (Lyin' Dan), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

what kind of pix are you interested in?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Whatever ya got man...

Just some fun pix...

― Lyin' Dan (Lyin' Dan), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Like this?

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

Adam, I am a stickler!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

a good pick up line is "i noticed you were alone and i was wondering if i could.. talk to you about how you might like your boyfriend to confront you about your relationship being 'not as good as it could be'" ?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.2020site.org/fattyarbuckle/images/1pic1.jpg

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

none of these advisors are ladies!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Jodan, I like a little PROVOCATIVE humor. Cool man...

Are you in London...

Man "LADIES ADVICE" always comes from the bros...

― Lyin' Dan (Lyin' Dan), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

You can always count on us, Lyin' Dan.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

What have I done.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Hey can somebody send me photoshop by the way...

lyin.dan@gmail.com

― Lyin' Dan (Lyin' Dan), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

done.

I threw in Final Cut Pro and a beta of the next Mac OS for good measure.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

yeah, it's gonna say worm.exe, but just ignore that

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Dude i have a gateway... not for mac okay

Cool...

― Lyin' Dan (Lyin' Dan), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Hey I gotcha "worm.exe"

Jordan already sent me a pic of his WORM hehhh

HAHHHE

― Lyin' Dan (Lyin' Dan), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Man, you're just as funny as you were back in college.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Dude so unnesessary... whats up with that.

i am not seein this file you sent, it takes a while?

― Lyin' Dan (Lyin' Dan), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

i'll send you sexiual picture

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Caitlin are you British. You sound totally nice

ill check my email... cool..

― Lyin' Dan (Lyin' Dan), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah i'm british alright. recognise

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

I live for the ladies i know youll treat me good

― Lyin' Dan (Lyin' Dan), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Caitlin, keep it real on road, seen?

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Have you heard the new Rachel Stevens record?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

I just figured out why the name "the Corrs" is funny.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

yeah!

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

Lyin' Dan
to me
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Not that good at computers but help me out

its a gateway pentium 3

Cool....

Dan

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

haha

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

I suggest you find the chap who would kill all threads...

― pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Friday, 7 October 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

one word: roofies

― recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Friday, 7 October 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

Step 1: Don't lie & cheat.
Step 2: Stop being a prat.
Step 3: NEVER call women "ladies" in a sleazy tone. It's so ugh patronising.

― salexander (salexander), Friday, 7 October 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

Yes, yes! Always be a perfect gentleman. And if she curtseys back when you bow, that means you're in.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Or else you just finished De'il Among the Tailors and she's holding her breath until you go for some tea to tell everyone in earshot that you've been stepping on her feet and you just about knocked her head off during the allemande.

― Laurel, Saturday, 8 October 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

Actually I just made that up, I don't remember whether De'il Among the Tailors even HAS an allemande.

― Laurel, Saturday, 8 October 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

Hey Lyin' Dan, show us your scorecard dude.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Saturday, 8 October 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Hey buddies,

I'm headin out in about two hours. Needin some lady advice!

holla
Strongo

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 October 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

Lyin' Dan, here's the inside tip. this one never fails:

YOU: hey there lil lady, you've got Spanner Eyes.
HER: huh? Spanner Eyes??!!?
YOU: that's right toots, Spanner Eyes (pause for effect) - every time you look at me I can feel my nuts tighten.

trust me. london dorises always go for this one and if they don't, just remember A&E is open 24 hours!

happy hunting!

― oh yeah, Sunday, 9 October 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

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