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― glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 October 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)
"Our finest vintage from Idaho! Would you like to sniff the cap?"
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 October 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)
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― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)
Steve Martin: Thank you. How do you like the show so far? Okay, we're havin' some fun out here tonight, I guess, huh? [laughs] You know, a lot of people come to me, they say, Steve, you're a ramblin' guy, um, you must meet a lot of girls on the road. I'd just like to dispel that rumor. Uh, it's kind of a myth about entertainers, uh, you know, you travel around from town to town, one night at a time and, you know, you don't have time to meet anybody and, uh, I'm not into that one night thing, you know? I think a person should get to know someone and even be in love with them before you use and degrade them. So ...
I don't know if I looked a little mad, uh, during the show tonight. I'm a little angry, I guess. Uh, I'm just, uh... Boy. I don't know, I'm just mad at my mother. I don't know, she just, uh, she calls me up the other day. She wants to borrow ten dollars for some food! Can you believe that? I said, "Hey! I work for a living!" So I loan her the money. Yesterday, she calls me up and says she can't pay me back for a while. I said, "Hey! What is this?!" So I worked out a deal with her. I'm having her, uh, work on my transmission. And, uh, move my barbells up to the attic. So that's pretty good, huh? [laughs]
Oh, gosh! My shoelace is untied! [laughs, bends down but the shoelace is tied, rises, laughs] Oh, I love playing jokes on myself!
All right. Boy, I had a - had a weird experience the other day. See, Jackie Onassis has always been one of my favorite people, you know? It's like I've always idolized her from afar, you know, and I've always wanted to meet her, you know, but fat chance I'm gonna meet Jackie Onassis, right? Well... [clears throat] I was in a laundromat in Tucson, Arizona. And I looked over and there she was -- Jackie Onassis, my idol -- and I couldn't believe it, you know? So I got all excited and I went up to her and I said, "Hey! Howzit goin'?" And, uh, she said, "Fine" and everything was good. So I asked her out for lunch. And I couldn't believe it. She accepted. And I was so proud, you know, to be able to go someplace with my idol, Jackie Onassis, so elegant, sophisticated. So I took her to this really great restaurant. And the waiter brought the food. ... And she was a pig. Really. It was unbelievable! She wouldn't use a knife and fork! She goes [pretends to suck food off plate with mouth] Oh! And she picked up the hard rolls and she threw 'em at people. [mimes throwing rolls] She picked up two fried eggs, she goes [pretends to slap two fried eggs on his breasts] "Heeeeyyyyy!" And she thought it was funny! You know? And the waiter'd come by and she'd lift up her dress [mimes lifting dress over his head] -- "Aaaaahhhhh!" Oh! What a letdown, you know what I mean?
Whew! You know why people can get away with stuff like that? I'll tell you exactly why people get away with that. Because the public has a short memory. That's why all these big stars do these crazy, terrible things and two years later they're back in the biz, you know. 'Cause the public has a short memory. Let me give you a little test, okay? This is my thesis -- the public has a short memory and, like-- How many people remember, a couple of years ago, when the Earth blew up? How many people? See? So few people remember. And you would think that something like that, people would remember. But NOOO! You don't remember that? The Earth blew up and was completely destroyed? And we escaped to this planet on the giant Space Ark? Where have you people been? And the government decided not to tell the stupider people 'cause they thought that it might affect-- [dawning realization, looks around] Ohhhh! Okay! Uh, let's move on!
Um, if I, uh, do look a little depressed tonight, I - I guess I get a little sentimental every time the bicentennial year rolls around and, um... I got another month and a half on that joke, I'm gonna use it every chance I get, so... [sadly] Actually, I'm kind of - I don't know, I'm kind of thinkin' about my old girlfriend, I guess. Sorry. It's just that I used to travel around and I'd be performing and I could kind of hear her laugh in the back - it'd mean something to me, you know and, uh ... I'm sorry. You know how it is. We were together about three years and, uh, she's not living any more so I kind of, uh-- [audience laughs, Martin gives them a disgusted look] You laugh? And I guess I kind of blame myself for her death. Uh, we were at a party one night and we weren't getting along and we were fighting and she began to drink and ... I didn't realize how much she'd been drinking. She ran out to the car, she asked me to drive her home and I didn't want to and I refused. She asked me one more time, would you please drive me home? I didn't want to ... So I shot her.
Okay, folks! I, uh, think that about does it. [checks his wristwatch] We've had a good time tonight, uh, considering we're all going to die. And, uh, we gonna go to commercial now or uh ...? We'll go to commercial and we'll come right back. Thanks a lot. [smiles, waves]
― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)
I was resisting quoting that -- even though it is, as you say, brilliant.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)
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― N_RQ, Monday, 10 October 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)
But I LOVED Steve Martin movies growing up. Man With Two Brains, the Jerk(i still have the Novelization!), Three Amigos!("Oh GREAT! You've just killed the Invisible Swordsman!"), Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, etc.
But the last classic thing he did was "L.A. Story," since after that was "Father of the Bride" and a complete descent into some sorta sentimental mediocrity. Hell, i went to see all the early 90's comedies/dramas at the movie theaters, and i still don't know why. So much forgettable shit like "father of the bride," "Housesitter", or "Leap of Faith"(w/ Liam Neeson!)...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000188/
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)
xpost - oh, fuck you. :)
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)
― N_RQ, Monday, 10 October 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)
09/24/05
"A Conversation With Music" featuring Steve Martin, Tony Ellis, Earl Scruggs, Pete Wernick and Charles Wood, held at The Director's Guild of America
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 10 October 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 10 October 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 10 October 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)
Goodnight, Ned.
― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 10 October 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)
― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 10 October 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)
Steve Martin's Comedy is Not Pretty and Let's Get Small are awesome. Actually all 3 comedy albums are funny and as much a part of my youth as Flintstones and Little Rascals.
― biz, Monday, 10 October 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 10 October 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)
― William Paper Scissors (Rock Hardy), Monday, 10 October 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 10 October 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)
― _, Monday, 10 October 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)
Have you seen the film version of Little Shop of Horrors? There's a pretty classic scene with both of them there.
― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Monday, 10 October 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)
― Stew (stew s), Monday, 10 October 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)
oh shit! i forgot about the tv specials! some of his best work! i once made my nana cry by reciting steve martin's thanksgiving speech at our family t-day.
"and also, i'm thankful that my private parts are in my pants, and not on display at the museum of modern art."
― messiahwannabe, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 05:15 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12f7PdLJKtE
― messiahwannabe, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 05:17 (thirteen years ago)
want the tv stuff dvd so bad
― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 06:35 (thirteen years ago)
Oscarecipient
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=381aYexNTuc
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)
"It's said that the art of filmmaking is collaborative, so for me to be singled out and honored tonight means that that is not true."
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)
Good stuff.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:22 (twelve years ago)
So, there's this:
http://www.avclub.com/article/father-bride-sequel-about-gay-marriage-reportedly--205875
― You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Monday, 16 June 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/SteveMartinToGo/status/478647002994327552
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 16 June 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)
I guess that's already in there.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 16 June 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)
He's back!
http://www.vulture.com/2016/02/steve-martin-performed-stand-up-last-night.html
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 February 2016 17:54 (ten years ago)
holy zimolians
― Οὖτις, Friday, 19 February 2016 17:59 (ten years ago)
daaaaaaamn i woulda lost my mind
― ulysses, Friday, 19 February 2016 18:33 (ten years ago)
Amazing one-two from Martin himself:
https://twitter.com/SteveMartinToGo/status/700775059770765313
https://twitter.com/SteveMartinToGo/status/700775348997332992
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 February 2016 20:24 (ten years ago)
Super exciting.
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 19 February 2016 21:04 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2qeZcHcSGQ
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:06 (ten years ago)
that's part one of a two-part 50-minute show from Let's Get Small era. it's includes most of that record's setlist (incl my favorites "cat handcuffs" and "king tut") but has some cool extra stuff too. some incredible banjo playing in there too!
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:03 (ten years ago)
I rewatched The Jerk for the first time since '79/80. Maybe the most uneven of the Reiner films, bcz it's basically a version of his standup act onscreen + a Jerry Lewis movie that went to college.
The really dumb stuff works best, like "The Thermos Song."
and I'm guessing the only film ever to feature Jackie Mason and Maurice Evans
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 June 2017 14:40 (eight years ago)
Dave Kehr:
Some of the physical comedy seems to rely on Jerry Lewis, and it's worth noting that when Lewis's Hardly Working was subsequently released, Lewis was pointedly billed as “the original jerk.”
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 June 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)
Somehow I missed My Blue Heaven at the time in spite of it being exactly the kind of thing that I would have watched on cable in the early 90s. It's wildly uneven, to the extent that it took me quite a while in to figure out the tone that they were going for, but I quite liked the relationship between Martin and Rick Moranis--kind of a grown-up Ferris Bueller's Year in the Witness Relocation Program, I guess. It kind of blows my mind that this comes from the same source that produced Goodfellas and that the same studio released both films a month or so apart from each other. I wonder if Warner Bros thought they had a hit on their hands with MBH (Martin's films consistently did well around this time, iirc) and that maybe this film would generate interest in Scorsese's, a tactic they dropped when this movie bombed.
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)
My Blue Heaven was written by Nora Ephron, who was married to Wiseguy/Goodfellas writer Nicholas Pileggi, apparently she used his contact with Henry Hill to do research of her own:
There was a funny sideline to my work with Nick. At night, I’d get half-gassed and call Nick in New York just to bullshit. It was like therapy for me. Sometimes Nick’s wife, Nora, would answer the phone and tell me, “Hey, Nick is sleeping. What’s the matter, Henry? This is Aunt Nora.” Meanwhile, she was picking my brain for a script she was writing. I had no idea. She was on the other end taking notes. She was a piece of work… In 1990, the same year my movie Goodfellas came out, she had a little movie released called My Blue Heaven, starring Steve Martin, about a New Yorker in Witness Protection out west — just like I had been in Omaha. When I saw it I flipped because she used some of the stuff I had told her on the phone for her movie scenes. She took a combination of me and Michael Franceze, another rat she had read about in the papers. I never got a penny for it, but Nick had been so generous with me that I just let it slide. Had it been anyone else’s wife…
― soref, Saturday, 2 December 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)
I never watched this bcz as we know, Nora Ephron went on to a prominent role in the murder of American film comedy. If Henry Hill sorta ghostwrote it, I might give it a shot.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:17 (eight years ago)
Stick with your original instincts
― Anne Git Yorgun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:50 (eight years ago)
It sucks
― Οὖτις, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:50 (eight years ago)
Arising from his comedians in cars having coffee with seinfeld- who is better than tolerable in it, surprisingly- Steve Martin comes across as a thoughtful and intelligent guy but not any funnier than let's say you had a shy uncle who wasn't funny but was pleasant he's that funny.
But, as part of the show they show clips from his live comedy shows in the seventies.
And that
That is genuinely the least funny shit that has ever claimed to be funny
Let alone "thousands of people came to see this and paid money to see this, *knowing what it was*" funny
The fuck, now i mean what the fuck is wrong with americans
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2018 00:02 (eight years ago)
In a letter: D
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2018 00:03 (eight years ago)
I have never remotely understood what's supposed to be funny about him. I like him because he's thoughtful and intelligent and musical.
― Moo Vaughn, Sunday, 4 March 2018 00:27 (eight years ago)
Charming, affable, sharp, quick wit. Goes a ways.I don’t think he’s ever killed me comedically (outside of seeing The Jerk as a kid) but always enjoyed/was amused by his presence.
― circa1916, Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:05 (eight years ago)
I like him. B+.
― circa1916, Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:07 (eight years ago)
the seventies.
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac),
this is basically the issue
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:10 (eight years ago)
he is charming
i saw this recently and he comes off as a very nice normal person
but the song where he sings kind of threw me off, his whole singing style and his jokes just seem way too disconnected from everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyHipL45pwM
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:26 (eight years ago)
LA Story forever!
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 4 March 2018 06:43 (eight years ago)
His clown has changed from an overconfident asshole (he said admiringly...) to a doddering old man and I appreciate that
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 4 March 2018 09:27 (eight years ago)
I don't think his comedy makes any sense at all extracted in little fragments like those Comedians in Cars clips. And the audiences there are going wild mainly because they've heard a catchphrase they recognize. In context, his act involved various levels of intentional stupidity and artlessness. His white-suited persona was essentially that of a clueless simpleton with a perverse amount of self-confidence and swagger, with elements of hipsterism mixed in to add to the weird contradiction of it.
That said even at his peak he was divisive, and there was always a segment of the population who found him totally alienating and unfunny. He did represent a break of sorts with traditional standup comedy in the US. Don't know how well he crossed the Generation Gap either - probably the bulk of his fans were Baby Boomers in their 20s/early 30s (plus some kids).
― Josefa, Sunday, 4 March 2018 18:40 (eight years ago)
A spirited defence of then man but what is on trial here is his comedy which btw is shit
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:46 (eight years ago)
life is a tragedy for those who feel
but a comedy for those who think
something to consider
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:15 (eight years ago)
xp Random five second snippets from some show =/= his comedy is what I'm saying.
Seinfeld inserted those only to jog Americans' memories.
― Josefa, Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:54 (eight years ago)
a) '70s Martin was less 'here's a joke that I legit believe to be hilarious' than it was proto-anti-comedy, b) comedy ages about as poorly as sliced avocado
― Did you ever see a doffin, did you (Old Lunch), Sunday, 4 March 2018 21:11 (eight years ago)
a long time ago i picked up one of his comedy LPs for $1, and before i listened to found this insert:
https://i.imgur.com/XZvFvH8.jpg
i listened to it anyway, but kind of knew it was a lost cause
b) comedy ages about as poorly as sliced avocado
otm
― and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 March 2018 21:26 (eight years ago)
read some 17th c funny stuff and understand it's not that those people had poor senses of humor, it's that comedy is generally audience-specific
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 4 March 2018 21:28 (eight years ago)
This discussion all belongs on the controp thread tho I agree most humour doesn't keep and maybe when we laugh at old stuff we're laughing differently than the original audience
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 March 2018 21:36 (eight years ago)
But his first 4 or 5 movies are golden and gtfo with opinions to the contrary
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 March 2018 21:37 (eight years ago)
The same lads here now would have me listening to 17th century symphonies as if it wasn't all a sham
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2018 21:40 (eight years ago)
not even rising to that obvious nonsense
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 March 2018 21:46 (eight years ago)
Yeah, it's weird that my reaction to his standup is 'yeah, I can see why people might've found this funny' while The Man With Two Brains still kills me.
― Did you ever see a doffin, did you (Old Lunch), Sunday, 4 March 2018 21:49 (eight years ago)
a little lime on that avocado does wonders for it
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 4 March 2018 22:15 (eight years ago)
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This is what the internet is for
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 March 2018 22:22 (eight years ago)
for years I had been putting avocado in a small bowl and stretching plastic wrap across the top, I only recently learned from my sister to take the plastic wrap and push it down flush to the avocado, works nicely
very few people remain funny over the course of a long career, there's nothing at all wrong w/ Steve Martin
― Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 4 March 2018 22:39 (eight years ago)
Attaboy
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 4 March 2018 22:48 (eight years ago)
I found a cheap vinyl copy of Let's Get Small a few years back and thought it was hilarious. Definitely (proto-) anti-comedy, though, so if that's already not your thing, you're not going to like this any more than any of the current variants.
― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Sunday, 4 March 2018 23:34 (eight years ago)
i have a record of his, "A Wild and Crazy Guy", and totally love it. i may be biased cos as a kid i was in a summer art school performance of King Tut and that song has always ruled. my favorite bit on the record is "Cat Handcuffs"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gw58NYktVY
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:20 (eight years ago)