they can put a man on the moon but...

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or, frustrating technological inadequacies.

― jess, Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

fr instance...

...they can't make a goddamn cereal flake which doesn't go soggy after a minute.

― jess, Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do not mess with osmosis.

― N., Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, Jess, you punk.

Anyway, just solve the goddamn common cold/sinus problem already. I don't care if Kleenex loses its major market, it can then focus all its attention on the other unspoken use for its product, namely the cleaning up of the effects of male orgasm.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

AND THE OTHER UNSPOKEN USE, AS A WHITE LETUCE

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now them's tasty!

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

not tried the new weetabix crrrunch then?

― Alan at home, Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why are we not able to read people's minds? I wish to know if girls find my unshaven, messy hair look seXy!

― james, Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But did men actually make it to the moon?

― james, Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

James, when was the last time you had sex?

(that's a reaction to either comment)

― Graham, Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmmpphhh! None of your bees-wax!

― james, Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hi Jess, :) Haven't you ever tried K's Frosted flakes? They don't get soggy in milk unless you plan to leave them overnight. They're GREAAAAAAAT!

― Gale Deslongchamps, Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

if you put the cereal in the fridge before you add the milk, that helps.

don't ask me why.

― nancy b., Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, James, we do find your messy hair look SeXy.

― felicity, Sunday, 30 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As James points out above, they DIDN'T PUT A MAN ON THE MOON!!!! any fule kno this. The pictures are all WRONG, shadows, van allen belts, conspiracy, etc etc. Although why this stops them from making pizza cheese that doesn't burn large parts of the roof of your mouth i don't know...

― carsmilesteve, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Monsanto's R&D department has reacted with lightning speed to Jess's taunts and is ready to meet the challenge of the stay-crisp cornflake head on. ILE: driving the world's biotechnological agenda.

― N., Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eighteen years pass...

https://www.wired.com/story/a-crashed-israeli-lunar-lander-spilled-tardigrades-on-the-moon/

― mark s, Saturday, 18 April 2020 19:49 (five years ago)

'oumuamua come get the little dudes

― mark s, Saturday, 18 April 2020 19:52 (five years ago)

I found out my dad worked for the Apollo programme in 1969. Trying to find out what a Senior Systems Analyst actually entailed and where he would fit in.

I guess it is rocket science,like.

― Stevolende, Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

they put a tardigrade on the moon
it got rave reviews
four stars out of five
.... and that's unheard of

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:03 (five years ago)

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