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Let's play a little game. The rules are very simple: first I post something that could be an answer to a question (anything basically). Then the next poster posts a question that the answer fits, and, underneath that, writes another answer. Then the poster after him/her posts another question for the previous answer, and a new answer, etc. So let's start:

To get rid of girls.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 10 October 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Why are you wearing that strange codpiece?

I'm not sure - I only noticed it on Saturday night.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 10 October 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

How long have you been having sex with Imelda Marcos?

Seveteen inches.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

What's your favourite Cure album?

Binary finery

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

So, what was the straw that broke the camel's back?

Donald Duck, Donald Duck.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

You know what I always think the noise trains make sounds like?

Down the back of the sofa.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Where did you find Jesus?

A yeti.

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck is that?

A six-pack and a kevlar vagina.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the Vegas tourist board giving out at the airport these days?

Only if it's green.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Should I pick this scab behind my ear?

A book, me knee, and an empty sardine tin.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

What things do you always carry in your handbag?

I didn't see the point, until I turned it up to full.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there really such a difference between good ol' "Anal Intruder" and this new "Rectal Reamer"?

All is not well, minister.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Your highness, why do you look so vexed?

I quite liked the raspberry one, but salmon flavour was a bit inappropriate.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you douche with soda pop?

Yes, if only it came in blue.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you eaten all the pop tarts and canapes?

I don't know, it just came off in my hand

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY NOSE????????

Scabies.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

What did you bring back from your holiday in Skelmersdale?

Fourteen commmemorative plates.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the last thing you bought on Ebay?

To be honest, I never thought you *could* do that with it.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

If you don't mind, can you please not use that bacon fat as a hat?

It tingles, sure .. but not in a good way.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

How DID you find that native girl in the tall grass?

Under my thumb.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 10 October 2005 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the worst hiding place you've ever stashed your bicycle?

Sometimes it's "wounder" and sometimes it's "browned"!

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Monday, 10 October 2005 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

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