I just sold a "Requiem for a Dream" DVD to Abu Ghraib

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I'm doing my part for the war effort, what about you?

― Leeeeeeeeee (Leee), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

i took cheesecake photos of myself and mailed them to soldiers away from their wives

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

what the hell does this mean?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

I joined the marines.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

Who are, according to the cinema ads, "the greatest warriors on earth".

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

it means i dressed up like bettie page, slocki

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Will you be fighting dragons and suchlike?

― Leeeeeeeeee (Leee), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

yes, in a leopard print bra

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Man, I love cheesecake

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

"Weapons of Myth Destruction"

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

how long until there's abu ghraib porn, i wonder

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

it's gotta be out there already

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

everyone think of abu ghraib puns fast!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Abracadabra reach out abu ghraib ya

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

next!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

And the Momeraths outghraib

not porn, though, dammit

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to cancel my request.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Well then A-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ghraib to you.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

i wonder if jim davis has changed the garfield gag so that nermal is now going to be shipped to abu ghraib when he does something cute/offensive

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

That would require Jim Davis to display previously-unseen levels of sheer awesomeness.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Jim Davis himself doesn't do Garfield anymore. The strip is done by committee, now.

― Leeeeeeeeee (Leee), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

quick, someone draw a picture of odie with a bag over his head and electrodes on his nips

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

garfield rockism!

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

ass to ass to abu ghraib

― Magin Johnson's magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

That would require Jim Davis to get within ten miles of his daily strip, instead of sitting around and pretending to make "fine art" that consists of oil paintings of Garfield.
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― mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

It is funny, though, the guy who ordered the DVD is using STANDARD shipping, not international. Maybe I'm sending this to Abu Ghraib, Arkansas.

― Leeeeeeeeee (Leee), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

i can't help but thinking that a dvd of requiem for a dream is not going to help the atmosphere around there.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

If you're shipping to an APO address, it is standard.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

Abu Ghraib, Kansas

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

A surprisingly large number of my Magic: The Gathering/D&D/Battletech sales have gone to military addresses, which totally blows my conception of the military (shouldn't all their money go to off-base hookers and booze?).

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

i am scrambling for "cleric"/"hit points" jokes

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

It's just a bunch of LARPers who got horribly lost in the woods one day

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

APO = Authorized Personnel Only? (I watch too much Alias.)

― Leeeeeeeeee (Leee), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

I heard that "Jarhead" has about two minutes of actual war and the rest of it is guys in emo glasses arguing about Joss Whedon and Wilco.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

That explains casting Jake Gyllenhaal!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

My company sells satellite internet to Baghdad internet cafes.

Yes, some crazy fuckers actually run such things over there.

The installer's been shot at before, I'm told. And our workmate got arrested at an trade fair in Dubai cos he was on the roof tweaking the dish, the Saudi king was about, and his guards went "omg terrist" and arrested the guy! :/

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

I just discovered that the guy I sold the thing to works for h@ll!bur40n.

― Leeeeeeeeee (Leee), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

well then it'll be right up his alley.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

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