Let me tell you a few things about the wonderful group of evacuees we received here in Utah.

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The first plane arrived with 152 passengers. Of the 152; 10 were children. 3 of these children had been abandoned by their parents. As these passengers attempted to board the plane, the National Guard removed from their person; 43 handguns (it is Illegal to own a Handgun in New Orleans), 20 knives, one man had 100,000 dollars in cash, 20 pounds of Marijuana, 10 pounds of Crack, 15 pounds of Methanphetamines, 10 pounds of various other controlled substances including Heroin.

Upon their arrival here in Salt Lake City, two people immediately deplaned and lit up a joint. During the course of medical evaluations, it was discovered that parents were using their kids to carry loads of looted jewelry (price tag still on), and other items. One third of the people who got off the plane were angry that they didn't get to go to Houston or San Antonio. Over the course of the next 36 hours we received an additional 430 evacuees. Most of these, like their predecessors had to be relieved of illegal items. Additionally, most of them, were the owners of exceptionally prolific criminal records, just like those in the first flight.

By the second night in the shelter, there was one attempted rape of a relief worker, sales of drugs on going and a gang had begun to rebuild. When the people arrived at the shelter, they were given the opportunity to dig through piles of donated clothes from local church groups. Many complained that they were second hand clothes. The state set up a reception center with relocation assistance, medicaid and workforce services among many assistance groups. This past Saturday, workforce services held a job fair. 85 of the 582 evacuees attended. 44 were hired on the spot. 24 were asked back for a second interview. Guess the others had no desire to work.

Yesterday we began relocating evacuees to be with family or friends who had agreed to take them in as well as three to the county jail. Now in the health arena; 4 with Aids, 15% of those 582 had some form of STD, one case of TB, 2 Heroin withdrawals, 15 mental health admissions, one brain tumor and 15 nursing home patients.

Like everyone in this nation, I watched as the news media blasted FEMA and President Bush for the "poor response". While everyone on TV saw nothing but people being let down by government, I saw people letting down people. Who would have ever thought that we would reach a point in time that US citizens would lie around in piles of trash complaining that no one had come to pick them up out of it. What ever happened to people pulling together to make their circumstance better? Why couldn't they get up and move on their own or at least just clean up the area where they had to wait for evacuation? Why did they feel the need to take a crap in the aisle of the superdome?

FEMA did not fail them. FEMA is not a response agency. State and local government is responsible for the first 72 hours. But more important, we all have a responsibility to help ourselves and neighbors. Poverty is not an excuse to behave like animals. Difficult situations are not an excuse to loot your neighbor 24 hours before the storm even hits.

I have always said New Orleans was a toilet; now everyone has proof that not only was it a toilet, but a toilet long overdue for a flush.

Matthew Anderson, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

are you a moron?

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/katrina/personal/utah.asp

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

I did mean mormon

apologies for any offence

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22The+first+plane+arrived+with+152+passengers%22

it was a different shark (wetmink2), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

This is for real! Microsoft contacted me to verify my info and sent me a check for $24,180!

andy --, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

What's really odd is the fact that there are people out there who feel compelled to make up shit like this, and that there are more people who feel compelled to commit the fraud of pretending it's their own account of things. Who were you saying are lowlife scum again, Matthew?

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

I don't think there even IS any "Matthew." How bizarre and stupid.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

What? No way. His e-mail address makes clear that he is a real, legitimate resident of Salt Lake City, Utah.

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

I wonder which right wing think tank dreamed this one up?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

"right wing think tank"

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Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

It is amazing how many of these "look, theyre all scum" made up stories have been going around. I dont know why they think anyone would fall for it.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Did you hear the one about how badly behaved those Jews were in Auschwitz?

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

Go easy on Matthew. He may be lying about the Utah evacuees, but he is personally responsible for both the huge cock that I now swing, and my Nigerian-born fortune.

Stuck to a Seat in the New Beverly (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Assholes on my corridor kept me awake until 3AM with Kanye West

_, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

You'd think if the think tank was smart, they'd pick somewhere middle-of-the-road in which to set their story... with Salt Lake City, it's just like, "Oh, of course those right-wing nuts are exaggerating their distaste for urban America."

it was a different shark (wetmink2), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

one man had 100,000 dollars in cash, 20 pounds of Marijuana, 10 pounds of Crack, 15 pounds of Methanphetamines, 10 pounds of various other controlled substances including Heroin.

I'm guessing he had 5 pounds of heroin.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

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Angel Moroni, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

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glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

RJR! Shame shame, you insult morons and mormons w/your question to Mr. Anderson! He clearly is neither, as he's not sharp enough yo qualify for either set!

Wiggy (Wiggy), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

oh, I don't know, wirry

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

one man had 100,000 dollars in cash, 20 pounds of Marijuana, 10 pounds of Crack, 15 pounds of Methanphetamines, 10 pounds of various other controlled substances including Heroin.

Raoul Duke lives!

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

I believe the part about them being pissed off that they were sent to Utah.

Sengai, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

The numbers in the story are great. The guy has 55 pounds of drugs on him, plus (depending on the bills), anywhere from 22 to 220 pounds of money.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

i think it was 55 pounds distributed amongst the 152 people. 20 pounds of crack is a lot of crack.

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

20 pounds of Marijuana, 10 pounds of Crack, 15 pounds of Methanphetamines

i was gunna say, dude musta had deluxe luggage service on that bus out there.

now, because i'm a geek and i like running the numbers, exactly how much crack IS 10 pounds of crack? are we to assumed that the 10 pounds is broken up into several hundred vials? is this 10 pounds the gross weight of both crack and vial or just drug alone? is it a single big sheet of it, or a large solid rock, like in the "Tyrone Biggums on Fear Factor" sketch on Chappelle's Show? what's the specific volume of crack, anyway? 1 gram per cubic centimeter?

Also, 20 lbs of pot is like Half-Baked amounts, isn't it? Could one fit 20 lbs into a backpack? What if it was one of them big camping backpacks, what with its internal support structure & all that? How much crack could a backpack pack if a backpack could pack crack?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

also, if these people were either actual addicts or dealers, and one could assume they'd be if they had that much stash on them, how could there be that much stash left after several days of no drug flow around the city and a harsh bus trip of at least 24 hours? even if these 152 poor souls had somehow kept a collection of 55 lbs of drugs by journey's end, would they not have either sold or consumed that much in the previous several days?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

i wondered about that during the height of the media attention to the 'looting' and such actually. i remember hearing 'people' (i think both reporters and vox pops) referring to the looters being drug users and addicts.... where did they think these so-called addicts were accessing the supplies of illegal drugs? food supplies couldn't access new orleans but drugs could? crazy that people could really believe that stuff.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

i think the mayor himself referred to this, talking about how the addicts were jonesing so hard for a fix

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

i don't think i heard that, that would make more sense, that users were strung out - what i heard, i interpreted more in the vein of 'looters flogging stuff so they can sell it/exchange it for drugs'. maybe i misunderstood.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

I think you're missing the important thing here, people, which is: can we find out who "Matthew Anderson" is and send him a nailbomb?

Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

i wouldn't worry about that, i expect one/some of the evacuees has murdered him by now with their arsenal of guns and knives that they smuggled into utah on the bus. or else gotten him hopelessly dependent on crack.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

It's kinda fascinating how the snopes article manages not to bring race into this at all -- it puts it down to "xenophobia," as if a bunch of evacuees from Martha's Vineyard might get the same response.

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

And even after it quotes that line about "welfare dependency!"

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

I mean, God, that line -- twenty years from now, instead of "reclaiming" nigga, black people are gonna have to be all like "you my boy, you my welfare dependent."

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)


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