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I just ate an $80 tenderloin of HORSE MEAT with this beautiful hazelnut sauce, but I got it for free because I've reviewed restaurants in the past and the maitre'd knew who I was. I don't even have that writing job anymore! Hahaha

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

Damn you! That sounds brilliant.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

I've never had horse! But I hear it is quite the tasty dish.

― Mingus Dew (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

i thought horsemeat was reserved for dogs and glue

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

And the French.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

yes, and the french.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

But everyone secretly wants to eat a horse, it's how that saying got started.

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

I've eaten Moose before (kinda similar I guess). it was rather tasty!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

Someone I know said once that if she ever ate horsemeat, and found out afterwards, she would have to make herself sick to repel it. If that didn't work, suicide would be the only answer.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)

Horsemeat? It's all the rage in Clapham!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

I have never eaten HORSE but I am off work friday, saturday, sunday and monday AND I have a large endownment due soon.

Oh Yeah.

― Rumpie, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to eat a pony

― sffd, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 08:42 (twenty years ago)

i've got $75000 in my bank account. sadly it will be gone in three weeks.

― bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm intercontinental and I eat French toast.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:02 (twenty years ago)

I'm fucking loaded, me.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

With cum? I understand.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

It has been 18 months.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

Just let go and have a Peter North moment. It's what "Indoor Fireworks" was actually about.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:21 (twenty years ago)

I'd probably prefer a Peter Wyngarde moment. "No no, come over here, it's...closer to everything."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

I love how when you're 'ramping up' after holstering your shit for days youre like "MAN! I wish I had a camera!" then immediately afterwards you're like "MAN, I'm glad I didn't"

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

I mean does any guy here still have the photos from the one time you did have a camera? Yeah, case closed.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

unfortunately, the one time i did have a camera, the lenses were accidentally clouded by excessive horsemeat.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:26 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/slypics/gkit_jag.jpg

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:27 (twenty years ago)

Ohmigod, I'm in lust with that guitar.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

since this is the bragging thread, i can happily say "you should see it with the sexy mustang bridge and black pickups omgwtf sex"

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

I've eaten Bear Sausage from Sweden. It was my 25th and we were having a BBQ. Crazy nordic bastards brought aforementioned sausage along with arctic bread and vodka cheese. Thankfully I was properly inebriated, I couldn't have done it sober!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

I have met Kv-Nol

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:39 (twenty years ago)

I have met Wally Nightingale

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:49 (twenty years ago)

I have met Stevem, I am taller.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

Feeling guilty now: he is the better looking, I will grant that much.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

I have met Wally Klemmer. And there aren't many people who can claim that!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

I have an owl.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

I have a scowl.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

I like waterfowl.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

owls are assholes

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

I AM IRON MAN

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to have a Horse's Coq. *teehee*

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

mmmmn horse....

http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk/squirrel.html

And of course the follow up, towards the bottom of the page
http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk/pumpkin/2004_10_01_pumpkinpublog_archive.html

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

god almighty, ilx can't even brag properly!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

i am afraid i will jinx things.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

i mean like FUCKING TERRIFIED

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

yesterday I was placed in an office. And the guy I would've shared it with got sacked in the morning so now it's just mine!

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

poss. parody threads: the blagging thread, the blogging thread, the blinging thread

― glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah - and I'm ENGAGED y'all.

― Rumpie, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

I am become Shiva, bringer of death and destroyed of worlds. I can fly. I have seduced all the ladies on the FHM 100 hot list. I have the ability to break hearts at will. I have built in incidental music, it's funky and seductive. I am your God, scum.

And it was me, I blew it all up and I am the dirtiest damn ape there is!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

er.. what's so good about being engaged? my brother's engaged. it just means he's not allowed out anymore.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

yeah OTM

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

MEANIES

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

my best friend from college just got engaged to the most-tattooed-law-student-in-America

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

I was turned to steel in the great magnetic field where I traveled time for the future of mankind.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

does he have tats of Lady Justice, a pair of scales and whatnot? (xpost)

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

This is the thread where we say how fucking brilliant we are and everyone else stands up and applauds

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

I have actually touched Mark-Paul Gosselaar's ass.

TRUE.

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Wow.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

I got a haircut and I look like a desirable man again.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

I've had drinks once with Julie Delpy, Vincent Perez, and Juliette Binoche. No ass touching happened, sadly.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

That is...unfortunate.

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

My friend is the UK freestyle rap champion.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

I drank champagne out of Randy Quaid's ass.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

I've recorded with multiple members of Harry Connick Jr.'s band.

xpost, lock thread

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

i've diddled a Rockefeller.

― bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Your friend is Troy Scalpels?

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

does he have tats of Lady Justice, a pair of scales and whatnot? (xpost)

what do you mean, "he"?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

i have pwned a thursday date with a hot 21yr old makeup artist

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

in true "takes me back to Rockford IL" fashion, i met her in a pool hall.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

I have done a great many backflips from bridges.

xpost everyone should meet in pool halls.

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

i'm good people.

depending on who you ask.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

I made you. MADE YOU! And don't you forget it.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

"I, the miserable and the abandoned am an abortion, to be spurned at, kicked at, and trampled on."

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 13 October 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, explanation needed: Frankenstein to the doctor. Take THAT, accentmonkey!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 13 October 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

I was able to quit a job I dont like COS I CAN AFFORD TO, I HAVE TEH SAVINGS :D
Hellooo, summer of bumming aroun'.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 13 October 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

http://summerloversunlimited.com/rol.mov

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 09:30 (twenty years ago)

I work in the UK, yet do not ever stay later than 5:30pm and frequently don't get into work until 9:30am or later. Rah!

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

i cant believe you ate a horse. thats the meanest thing ive ever heard.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

But everyone secretly wants to eat a horse, it's how that saying got started.

because they are smug fucking animals

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

and youre bragging about it! HORSE HATAH!! here's my cute fuzzy puppy. would you like to eat that next?

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Le Coq:

Miko (on Robson) has basashi (raw horse neck sashimi), but they don't have it on their menu, it's written in Japanese on their specials board.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

I have a (really bad) cellphone picture of it.

g-kit, that pick-dispenser absolutely ruins the look of the jaguar, for shame!

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

I have a day off today to play and get a haircut cuz my boss is Jewish and gave us ALL the day off! I work in a good place and I LIKE my job! IT is entertaining and really funny things happen so much that I sometimes think that I should be paying them for entertainment, instead of them paying me to be there and get entertained! That there is BRAGGIN! Woo hoo!

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

And, because I am off today in the middle of the week I slept in until 10:15 and am just now having my morning coffee!!! double woo-hoo!

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

"raw horse neck sashimi" seems like 4 words that were not meant to go together. I mean I've never had it, it might be delightful, but the combination of words is a bit stomach turning.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

here you go ally:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=basashi&sa=N&tab=wi

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

The neighbor's annoying little dogs woke me this morning at at 5.54 with their incessant yip-yip-yipping.

"Shut up your dogs or I'll fucking behead them!" I screamed… and the rest of the building cheered / applauded for me.

Natch, the dogs have been quiet since.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

see, "basashi," that is a nice word, much more pleasant for food that looks appetizing.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

The really good stuff is from Kobe where the horses (and cattle) are fed rice and beer and massaged everyday (hey, not a bad life!).

I've had it a few times and love it.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, explanation needed: Frankenstein to the doctor. Take THAT, accentmonkey!

It's the ice cliffs for you, old son.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

PAY-EFFING-DAY

― I was CRYING when Huell Howser's head exploded in a local feed store (dr g), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

Once again, gygax shows he is better than me at BEING MY OWN RACE

Dude I'll try that TONIGHT

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

"Shut up your dogs or I'll fucking behead them!" I screamed… and the rest of the building cheered / applauded for me.

Natch, the dogs have been quiet since.

I heart you Jer =)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 13 October 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

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