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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I understand that the Army National Guard will send me information about great new Army National Guard benefits! I also understand that I will be contacted by a recruiter, and that's OK with me!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Unless the ANG spiel involves juggling and hoops of fire, you would have to give me something worth more than $3 to listen to it.

― The Ghost of Technically $2.97 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

jesus wept. three iTunes downloads. last of the big spenders, eh?

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Well, jeez, just invent a name, create some hotmail account, and get three free songs... "America Eats Its Young" by Funkadelic would be a great choice, if it's offered.

― donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

or just download illegally!

― petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.reversespins.com/manchuriancandidate.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Hahah

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

I might pay $3 to be brainwashed into an assassin.

― The Ghost of MIGHT (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

The Marine recruiter who plagued me all through high school once tried to tell me about all the great things that would happen if I came down and enlisted, "you know, just for shits and giggles."

And no, I have no idea why I got all my calls from the Marines. I'm barely Navy material.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, three free songs is probably better than "shits and giggles." Just giggles would be already, maybe.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

I started getting recruiting calls again recently. I guess I'm on the list of people who've been 'in college' so long we're probably never graduating.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Here's the deal: I want FOUR downloads and ONE of them can be your bullshit spiel.

― I was CRYING when Huell Howser's head exploded in a local feed store (dr g), Thursday, 13 October 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

"I guess I'm on the list of people who've been 'in college' so long we're probably never graduating."

I've got a bachelors degree, but took a computer course at the local university and I am back on the Navy's mailing list.

The military recruiting tool I wonder about is the government's appearant subsidising of NASCAR. There is something like a half dozen teams sponsored by the various armed forces, not to mention all of the TV advertising. There is no way that marketing such as this is cost effective.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

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