100 reasons why birds want to give us the flu

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1. we don't have wings

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

2. battery farming

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

3. maybe its a blessing in disguise

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

4. Men insist on making them go dutch when out on dates.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

5. ihttp://hitchcock.alienor.fr/images/birds/af_birds.gif

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

6. A big misunderstanding about the phrase "pulling birds after the show."

― William Paper Scissors (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

6. http://www.entertainment-news.org/images/thumbnails/tom-cruise-once-aloof-now-widely-spoofed.jpg

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

whoops that should be 7.

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

8. Chicken porn.

― Nöödle Vägue (noodle vague), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

9. chicken and mushroom pot noodle

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

10. So that dinosaurs can rule the earth again

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

11. jet engines

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

"for the birds"

― Aaron A, Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

13. Pre-emptive revenge attack against Thanksgiving, Christmas.

― Nöödle Vägue (noodle vague), Sunday, 16 October 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

14. http://static.flickr.com/32/53163653_c435d9cc38_m.jpg

― Laurel, Sunday, 16 October 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

15. Turducken

― William Paper Scissors (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 16 October 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

16. ken c's turd

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 16 October 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

17. The EU delaying Turkey's entry.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Sunday, 16 October 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

18. they want to witness us in agony, as we turn turn turn

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 16 October 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

19. Wanted a turn on the news headlines after limelight hogged by Mad Cow/Foot and Mouth diseases.

― Nöödle Vägue (noodle vague), Sunday, 16 October 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

20. i'm not sure this bird flu is anything to panic about

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 16 October 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

21. Captain Birdseye

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Sunday, 16 October 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

22.
http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper36/0813wind.jpg

― Super Cub (Debito), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

23.
http://images.sportsline.com/images/sales/kfc.jpg

― Super Cub (Debito), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

24. Bird's Nest Soup

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

25. Robin's Nest.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

26.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

27. Tony Robbins

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

28.
http://www.kingsgalleries.com/1024x768/galleries/gerome/78.jpg

― Super Cub (Debito), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

29. Bill Oddie.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

30. They just want a kiss. They don't think we'll catch it or nothing. Like, they never get cold sores, y'know?

― stet (stet), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

31. We're cuter

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.manbitesdog.1051am.com/media/1/20050403-owned-birdshit.jpg

― Aaron A, Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

33. Birds are just cocks.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Monday, 17 October 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

i don't want the cock flu

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Monday, 17 October 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

"Pecker-snot" (/national lampoon)

― William Paper Scissors (Rock Hardy), Monday, 17 October 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

i don't want the cock flu
-- Googley Asearch (lindseyloha...) (webmail), Today 8:10 PM. (Toaster) (later)

and you want to be a model? good luck!

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Monday, 17 October 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

34. To get to the other side

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

35. They're cuckoo

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

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― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 17 October 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

huff!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 17 October 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

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