If we split the world into pieces

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which ile members would rule which countries ?
I claim Canada,NorthEastern Brazil, Fiji ,Iceland and the cities of Zurich,Hamburg and Quito.

― anthony, Sunday, 30 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

japan. deal with it suckas, i got here first-like.

― jess, Sunday, 30 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

New Zealand, natch. I will also maintain a claim on Carmel, California for relaxing breaks, and will therefore need Hawaii as a stopping off point. Oh, and the San Juan Islands next to Vancouver Island and the Olympic Peninsula (in fact, I'll claim the peninsula as well).

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Baffin Island and Newfoundland. You don't really need them, right, Anthony?

― Maria, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

united states of america.

― ethan, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Russia, Belgium, Rainy*, Switzerland and Rotherham.

(*Cos Ned's not having her bit of NZ)

― , Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i do want newfoundland and the san jaun islands , but you can have the arctic

― anthony, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, ya want the San Juans, ya punk? Time to redeclare the Pig War.

Sorry, Graham, I have declared a blockade on NZ to distract interlopers.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

where are the gay sex orgies , the dinasositic cults going to assemble ?

― anthony, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Vancouver Island's plenty big.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

too big, i guess we could od it on the queen charlottes , if you offer me an alternative.

― anthony, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

London, so I can move it 10 miles to the east and no-one will be able do doubt my mad London-living skillz.

― DG, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Gimme Rome, Macchu Pichu, Sweden, Malawi, Tuvalu, and Missouri.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i claim the Isles of Wight and Skye (good for Piratical Museums and WHISKY, see) and Tuscany for a holiday home!

― katie, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

First... I'll take Manhatten. Then I'll take Berlin.

― DavidM, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Belgium
Yes! At least we are rid of our king and his moronic offspring. I claim my toilet. That's where I would rule.

― helenfordsdale, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Redbridge --> (ten miles) --> Hendon: oooh la-di-dah DG you big poncey ponce East End not good enuff for you eh (etc)

― mark s, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ooh but mark s Hendon has the air museum and the sari shops!

― katie, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hendon also has a 2nd hand record shop which, while being admittedly poor, did have banbarra's shack up 7" for £3.

― gareth, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I claim the Faroe Islands, Anartica, Tasmania and Greenland.

― james, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

antartica I mean. I will capitalise on the current tourist boom. With the money I shall buy Alaska from the USA.

― james, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I WOUIDL DEFINATELY RULE SWITZERLAND

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Maldives for sun 'n' sea, offshore west Africa for the unexploited oil reserves, Scotland for my friends, Venice for my family, and Iceland.

― Mark C, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BURKINA FASO because it has the best name on the planet.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd take Prague. Ireland could be used as a mass dump for Nuclear Waste. What are the chances of that ever happening!!!!!

― Ronan, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BURKINA FASO because it has the best name on the planet.

The one problem with the place is that it has no coast. Where the hell are you going to go to the beach?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I shall also own Ghana, because any country where a bill the equivalent of 5 dollars has a face-value of over 10,000 is a place I want to be. I want to have to carry a bag to hold all my spare bills, dammit.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

can i share japan with you, jess?

― nancy b., Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark C.
I have already claimed Iceland for the glorious empire of the pink moose. We have a flag and stuff, do you have a flag, i didnt think so , bitch

― anthony, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I will rule Astoria, Queens and South Texas. With a golden banjo and a one-eyed dog....named "Sparkles."

― Gage-o, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

take what you want, but leave me Denmark, Egypt, Iowa, Toronto and Ellesmere Island, oh and has Christmas Island been claimed yet? I'll have a crab cookout.

― Stevie-i-e-i-o, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I OWN CANADA , I CAN LIVE W/O THE ARCTIC BUT TORONTO IS MINE ALL MINE

― ANTHONY, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll claim Europe! Every bit of it!