MANG SPEAKS!!!

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MANG SPEAKS TO YOU. DO NOT BE AFRAID. LOVE MANG. HE IS BOTH SINCERE AND CRUDE, BRILLIANT YET BAD WITH MATH, SINISTER YET BAROQUE, VALIANT AND WIMPY, WHIMSICAL AND DREADFULLY SERIOUS ABOUT VOLLEYBALL. HE WANTS BREAKFAST, A WARM SHOWER, AN OLD WIRE ALBUM. HE CAN MAKE YOU DANCE. HE CAN MAKE YOU LOSE AT OTHELLO. TRY ON HIS PANTS! I DARE YOU!

― MANG!, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oN THiZ e\/!De|\|(3 "|\/|4|\|G" KL34RLY = |\/|3|\|+4|_!5T!!!!!!!

― |\|0|2|\/|/-\|\| |*|-|4'/, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My cat says "Mang". That is the only noise he makes.

― toraneko, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

YOU @SSWIPE, I WANNA LET YALL KNOW THAT HEY ITS NEW YEAR. SO HAPPY FEH-ING 2002. THIS YEAR I WLL DANCE TO THE' SOUNDS OF THE SHITTY WHILE EXPLORING THE WORLD REALIZING THAT INNER/OUTER HAPPINESS IS ALL I EVER WANTED. CAN I GET A DISCOUNT ON IT?

― helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you're never gonna get ahead by saying yes to the Mang.

― katie, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Whot? This is the first time in my life that I am remarkably confused. (NB 'in my life' means TODAY as I think that most of today has been not at all surprising to my jaded and cynical BRANE).

Can we hijack this thread to talk about Wire THA BAND and also wire tha SUBSTANCE and how the HECK do you play Othello? Is Othello the same as Reversi? The advert for Shakespeare in Love was crap, I bet the filum was too. Arrgrh.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Othello = Reversi

― RickyT, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But how do you play it???

― Sarah, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

More specifically, how do you play it on a Siemens c35i mobile FONE? (I need a new phone. I don't want a Nokia. But I might get one anyway. Garrrrr).

― Sarah, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do not bother it is rubbish. "A minute to learn a lifetime to master". Ahem I think not, since Othello strategy boils down to "Go for the corner squares", and then you get bored.

― Tom, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OTHELLO IS MUCH MORE THAN JUST THE "CORNER SQUARES," MORTAL FOOL. MANG SPEAKS AGAIN, TO ALL YE WHO DOUBT HIS VIRILE RANTING AND INFALLABLE INFALLABILITY. MANG HAS DEEP SEATING PROBLEM WITH THIS HELEN FORDSDALE CHARACTER. SHE LISTENS TO TOO MUCH MARS. ALL OTHERS, GO PLAY REVERSI AND WAIT FOR MY NEXT BIDDING. WORSHIP MANG! AND FEAR HIS WRATHFUL NATURE! OH, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.

― MANG, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

/-r/-\/>-31337 !z |\|0|/\| !|\| |\/|4|\|6'z k0/|\pu+3r, & H4z r3pl4(3d 4|_|_ 0\/ /|\/-\|\|Gz |\/|P3z, \\\///\\\///4R3Z & pr0n \\\///\\\///!+|-| /\/\!/>! PHiLeZ 0\/ |<-/-\|\|Z/-\S k-klazz!x0r "Carry on Wayward Son"!#@~

JEAH!!!@#~ |<-R/-\/>-31337 k4|\| PH333333L J0R PH34R!!!!!!@#~

― /<-r/-\/>-31337, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mentalism + haXor speak = BLINDING HEADACHE.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SHE LISTENS TO TOO MUCH MARS.
Cured: I got my No Doubt promo last night. Urgh.... hangover+RockSteady= suxor/roxor?!?

― helenfordsdale, Sunday, 6 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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