Bleeding in front of your coworkers: C/D?

some of it, yeah.

Somehow, the fact that the wound site is a mole fascinates/disgusts people even more. Something about a brown spot with a runny center really touches a nerve.

Only you care that a band aid is visible. Your coworkers just don't want to catch the AIDS.

But yes, I'm looking forward to not being invited to meetings, or at least office cake. Especially if there's raspberry sauce.

ALWAYS!!

Penises are quite funny though.

Penises are quite funny though.

theres this girl who has a boyfriend who is always rubbing her leg against mine all the time which confuses me to no end

oh and i have known a woman who has not always been a woman and in fact still has a penis. now that is funny for all ages from 8 to 80!!!

wait did someone do that on here???? i think i missed this cos that would have been funny!

I really wonder if that remark would have got half the mileage out of it had it been made by any other poster.

I wonder too.

xxpost

Are you seriously suggesting comments along these lines have never been made here? I doubt it.

No one really cared much, either time.

i cut my finger horribly while waitressing once. there was really no time to properly bandage it and everything was insanely busy so they wouldn't let me go get a bandaid, and i was bleeding like mad but trying to wait tables with a bloody finger hid under napkins. ugh.

That's ACCESSORY. It's one word, kids.
Surely you, even in your Ritalin-plagued state
can learn that one.

Oh, here we go:

the idea that mocking someone for publically announcing the strength of their menstrual flow on the internet somehow makes you scared of "real women" or what the fuck over has been one of the dumber things on ilx lately
-- _ (...), Today.

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Grow up.
-- Paranoid Spice (masonicboo...), Today.

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kate youre retarded if you dont think itd be the same reaction or worse if lord custos started posting about the shape of his turds or if kenan shouted out how many drops of jizz he left on his print-out of the 'what do you look like' thread
-- _ (...), Today.

Of course, this is really a reference to my story about a ridiculously heavy period (and I was on the L platform, not at work - jeezus).

These guys seem to think that posting a personal item is asking for all sorts of commentary, ridicule, and obsession. It isn't. Mocking someone for something they can't help is indicative of someone who has severe psychological problems.

These autistic twits keep responding to me, and yet they plead 'autism' or 'illiteracy' when someone calls them on their inability to post anything other than pictures or one-liners.

Look - mockery and insensitivity is cruel. It was an 'all girls' discussion of menstrual abnormalities. You know damn well that the fact you take an unhealthy interest in my (hormonally-induced, 'cos I was living with Ken) menstrual abnormalities is cruel and immature.

Boy, you sure are sensitive about that 'hating women' bit.

Afraid you won't get married and make it into the club? Afraid you won't get laid by some blonde 'in the club' whore who doesn't even love you, then make more autistic black market babies, and the whole Nazi slavemaking game goes on and on, all the while, your arrested development selves just keep on illiterately twittering on the 'net about some woman and her menstrual problems...problems that were caused by the same people your daddy does business with, mind you.

Do you boys have any REAL feelings for women, or is it just about looking like you're getting laid, or about to get laid, as a form of social validation?

Fact is, you little sexless stuck-at-age-thirteen twerps, you are the beneficiaries of a racket that virtually enslaves and rapes some women, exploiting them for their fertility...'raping' them in all sorts of ways in order to 1) dirty her reputation should she ever be called in as a witness 2) threaten her with subtle blackmail, etc. etc.

Yes, you ugly little abortion-that-lived - that's misogyny.

It's a violation of women's civil rights. And you, you pampered, unaccountable little twit, benefit from it.

Oh go on - ask your fraudulent filthy rich whoring corporate attorney daddy what he knows about 'civil rights' and racketeering.

Once again, some other women posted about their menstrual abnormalities first. It is becoming apparent that at least some women have been administered, without their consent, some sort of hormonal treatment. That is why we're talking about it in public. Have you familiarized yourselves with the concept of 'aiding and abetting?'

A bunch of boys laughing about someone's victimization...well, I don't know what you'd call that sort of immaturity.

Because there is no other explanation for having my entire period over with in a matter of hours than a 'non-professional' and nonconsensual administering of hormones.

My point in that thread is that it had never happened to me before, and never since.

For christ's sake...would you autistic little squirrely pieces of shit laugh about that to my face? No, you wouldn't. And why? Because you know it's embarrassing.

Fact is, you DO have a rapist, violator mentality.

Good luck getting laid, unless it's with one of your under-the-table "working in PR" "Trixie-girl" prostitutes, autism boy.

Hey...have you talked to your rich arrogant in-bed-with-the-mob lawyer daddy about Sam Cooke yet? How's that coming along?

[....]

Can you read more than three words at a time yet?

And isn't it about time you stop appropriating Ethan?

Oh well, I know you're reply, you pampered prissy little diaper baby : "my dad owns you."

That's slavery.

Look that up, autism boy.

You know how you always think you have a bunch of bandaids but all the boxes are empty except for the tiny strips and spots? Why do they put SO MANY spots and tiny strips?

A bleeding mole? BREAK OUT THE SPOTS!!!!!

The NEXCARE "comfort" bandaids all come in variety packs in our local store. Bummer, because those are the best bandaids.
I'm a landscaper. I am CONSTANTLY bleeding at work.

OTM on both points. These deserve their own thread.

thread of missing kerry

uhhhhhhhhh woah

What was that in response to?!

OK n/m it's the gusher thing again.