HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Ah, to fuck with misery & shit. It's 12:11 AM EST, and it's the new year, so YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! Hope you all are happy and safe.

David Raposa, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Oh, right back atcha, my Connecticut brother. And everybody else. Wheeeeee. Still 2 1/2 hours to go out here.

Arthur, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Happy new year 6 hours ago, then fx dind about Soesn't ex

Graham, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Happy New Year everybody! :)

Gale Deslongchamps, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

i really do love all you guys. ye who put up with my rampant miserablism, my seemingly constant whining, my excesses of personal information, my general ignorance about most things. ye who have given my writing chances, who have offered words of encouragement, who have become those to bounce ideas and opinions off of, who have taught me more (per capita square inch by volume) than any other source this year. in the absence of real friends, i could do a lot worse for fake ones.

happy new year, you rabble.

weepy (the 8th dwarf), Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I have no idea what I was trying to put in that last post.

Graham, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Best wishes for 2002!!!!

james, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

11:56 am! I am to go to the shop to purchase milk! I approach all tasks with joy! What an adventure it shall be (kinda like Lord of the Rings).

Much to do this year! have fun!

james, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Came back from get-together with friends, involved Moet et Chandon and a fiendish Japanese spirit, not sake. Now 4 am. Tired, Radiskull sleep now, happy new year etc.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

belated but felt: may [insert requisite occurrence here] by yrs in the year when the two twos' clash is thwarted by the happenstance arrival of a UN peacekeeping force of complete zeros...

various troublespots please copy!!

mark s, Tuesday, 1 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

twelve years pass...

I'm honored to accept your offer as herald of this year's festivities. Let it begin! Happy New Year!

calstars, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link

HNY ILX

(having a quiet one in due to catching some sort of festive plague)

club mate martyr (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:07 (ten years ago) link

I am having a quiet one to avoid the festive plague! All the best to you APS.

xelab, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:23 (ten years ago) link

Happy new year you guys.

Mark G, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:49 (ten years ago) link

2014 was sort of dogshit but i'm grateful to ilx for good humor and distracting content.

goole, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:51 (ten years ago) link

Just got my mom through successful surgery to remove benign tumor on spine. This year sucked (but it wasn't cancer so 1/2 full). I like to think that Saturn leaving my fifth house after two years on the 23rd will help.
This site gives me such solace. Happy New Year, gals and guys. And here's to ILX!

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 1 January 2015 02:33 (ten years ago) link

Merry new year!

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 1 January 2015 02:48 (ten years ago) link

I am destroy all of these beers.

2014 has been awesome for me, hope it was for you. And may 2015 be um more better or some such.

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 January 2015 03:11 (ten years ago) link

Lol wine and champagne and having watched Under The Skin, and will take that to bed way into the new year already. Have a great one tonight Yankees, happy new year.

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Thursday, 1 January 2015 03:31 (ten years ago) link

All your 2015s are belong to ILX

calstars, Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:05 (ten years ago) link

happy new year ILXors!

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:23 (ten years ago) link

Happy 2015 to ilxors in all time zones

Brad C., Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:48 (ten years ago) link

worst ever holiday tbh

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:56 (ten years ago) link

Happy new yeaaah

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 January 2015 05:18 (ten years ago) link

I love the lot of you.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 January 2015 05:53 (ten years ago) link

I stayed awake! Happy New Yearzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

carl agatha, Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:12 (ten years ago) link

apparently 2014 has been the worst year ever for practically everyone. except me and ytth. maybe bc 2013 was such utter shit year for me, it could only be up this year.

i am celebrating by acting like this is any other night of the week: doing nothing.

just1n3, Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:21 (ten years ago) link

i was at least gonna have some drinks - frangelico and lime - but don't think i can even bothered doing that much.

just1n3, Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:21 (ten years ago) link

I closed out the year by seeing my favorite band in a tiny club, couldn't ask for anything more.

calstars, Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:55 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

Narry whew BEER!

Mark G, Friday, 1 January 2016 01:00 (nine years ago) link

Party.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 January 2016 01:10 (nine years ago) link

whatever happened to allyzay?

It's such a Fred Durst thing to do. (monster mash), Friday, 1 January 2016 08:51 (nine years ago) link

I had a particularly good year and yet this stupid fucking holiday (nye) always finds a way to make me feel like killing myself... Seems unfair :I anyway Happy New year ppl hope it's a good one.

help computer (sleepingbag), Friday, 1 January 2016 18:48 (nine years ago) link

Hullabaloo! Happy helpy 2106

calstars, Friday, 1 January 2016 22:28 (nine years ago) link

We rolled up to our local more in hope than expectation, but they had a spare table and the meal menu right there so we went for it. We were in Newcastle that morning, and drove 6 hours home. Because we are away over Christmas we tend not to get NYE invites, or is it we are so antisocial? I

Anyway, one daughter had invites, the other is just too young (along with her friends) but next year.. So, will us two be left behind next year? Or will we suddenly make loads of friends such that we get loads next year? I guess we could just throw one ourselves, but hey hey..

Mark G, Friday, 1 January 2016 22:41 (nine years ago) link

I got to the bar around 3 I think, which was about 6 hours early. Commenced texting bullshit to my two friends, who replied with the usual mixed bag of veiled disapproval, astonishment, and bemusement.

calstars, Friday, 1 January 2016 22:43 (nine years ago) link

After I'd had my functional limit, 3, went to chill in the park for awhile, then had to pee again so had to go back to the bar and clandestinely make my way to the men's room. After that I headed home, where a whole lot of nothing transpired until around 1030 when I went to sleep. At midnight I was woken up by revelers on rooftops screaming the countdown to happy new year.

calstars, Friday, 1 January 2016 22:49 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

My response to the (weird) greeting 'Happy New Year': 'Thank you but I pay absolutely no attention to the 'New Year', an empty moment which I associate with the former USSR's (failed) attempt to abolish Christmas'

— Peter Hitchens (@ClarkeMicah) December 31, 2021

xyzzzz__, Friday, 31 December 2021 11:37 (three years ago) link

He's still got it

Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 December 2021 11:40 (three years ago) link

also he will sternly inform you whilst tapping the pocket watch that he also pays no attention to the preposterous aberration that is BST so the New Year actually arrived an hour ago by Greenwich Mean Time.

calzino, Friday, 31 December 2021 12:16 (three years ago) link

oops I've got that wrong - a bit of a Hitch in time!

calzino, Friday, 31 December 2021 12:19 (three years ago) link

just to disrespect the Hitch the clock in my kitchen is still on BST because it saves a job in March.

calzino, Friday, 31 December 2021 12:26 (three years ago) link

happy new year. to my friends i say, may you be as normal as possible in 2022.

and to my enemies i say good luck. you are going to need it

— Richie Deals (@allahliker) December 31, 2021

xyzzzz__, Friday, 31 December 2021 22:41 (three years ago) link

Happy new empty moment in time year, ILX!

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 1 January 2022 00:50 (three years ago) link

I cose to celebrate this fucking occasion by watching the grimmest film I could find in the "unwatched" folder, I guessed NITRAM as the director made the GRIMMEST FILM OF ALL TIME previously. And yeah it was a great thing but not what I'd recommend to anyone feeling emotionally fragile, in fact I already forget the reasoning behind this choice. But 2022's gunna be 2021 new game+, like your reward for completing it is gunna be you get to do it all over again, but HARDER, and the constant bullshit will be more constantly bullshitty. So no stupid platitudes, just a different reason to drink heavily, but you get to do it on your own this time. And my PA is isolating, no one to drive me to a shop so we'll have to sober up sometime eh? Hopefully make it through Sunday afternoon when there will prolly be company, if I drink this last litre of voddy tomorrow that will leave me a sociable amount of beer then we won't have to to ugh speak with others for a few days til the cigarettes run out. Best wishes to youse all anyrate, for what it's worth...

Aberdeen Thugs Kiss All Visiting Fans (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 1 January 2022 01:28 (three years ago) link

Happy new thing. I didn't even do much and I'm still taking it very easy today.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 January 2022 19:10 (three years ago) link

I hear you. I forgot once again that this is another one of those Days to Get Through.

A Little Bit Meme, a Little Bit URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 1 January 2022 19:20 (three years ago) link

I'm spending the day running a live streaming music festival on Bandcamp with performances by William Parker, Rob Mazurek, Ava Mendoza, Senyawa, and 14 other acts. (Ned knows, 'cause he bought a ticket!) So far it's going great — no digital fuckups, and everyone seems really into the music.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 1 January 2022 19:26 (three years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Arrrggghhh, people at work saying "Happy New Year!" when it isn't New Year yet >:(

Twa pehs an' an ingin ane an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 30 December 2022 16:13 (two years ago) link

HNYILX!!

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 1 January 2024 01:51 (one year ago) link

I am getting over covid so I am going to bed soon (before 10pm). Happy New Years to all ilxors everywhere.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 1 January 2024 02:20 (one year ago) link

Happy, uh… ow? you terrible ppl

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Monday, 1 January 2024 02:42 (one year ago) link

HNY ILX

watching Twilight Zone, and mourning the collapse of my chocolate bundt cake … but the ruins are tasty so whatevs

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 January 2024 02:58 (one year ago) link

Happy New Year to the place where I've wasted, er, spent a third of my life.
Celebrated the UK NYE with a bunch of nice folx online, and I'm now bundled up warm waiting for my midnight.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 1 January 2024 03:01 (one year ago) link

Happy new her!!

https://flic.kr/p/2ppJZQB

he’s an adventurer (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 1 January 2024 03:43 (one year ago) link

hny especially to all who have had a tough 2020/1/2/3 hope 2024 brings ease

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 1 January 2024 03:44 (one year ago) link

ugh i hate even numbers

mookieproof, Monday, 1 January 2024 05:00 (one year ago) link

Happy New year x

nxd, Monday, 1 January 2024 05:14 (one year ago) link

Happy New Year, ya bunch of lovable, irascible, intellectually generous so-and-sos!

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 January 2024 06:18 (one year ago) link

happy new year you sweet freaks, hope it's a good one for ya

ꙮ (map), Monday, 1 January 2024 07:08 (one year ago) link

HNY! Here's hoping next year sucks less than this last one did.

octobeard, Monday, 1 January 2024 07:17 (one year ago) link

HNY all!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 1 January 2024 08:04 (one year ago) link

HNY ILX!

what you say is true but by no means (lukas), Monday, 1 January 2024 08:17 (one year ago) link

one of my most pleasant neighbours, she's one of the lowliest people, just wished me HNY and the best reply I could come up with was "thanks, and the same to you". In the name of civility this simple well-wishing phrase can just never come out of my mouth. What's wrong with me.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 1 January 2024 08:59 (one year ago) link

Pre-climate change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4UbWhtVCBE

The Italian Yob (Tom D.), Monday, 1 January 2024 11:19 (one year ago) link

lol, that meanspirited autocorrect made loveliest into lowliest

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 1 January 2024 11:53 (one year ago) link

So, this is the future.

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 1 January 2024 12:19 (one year ago) link

HNY you all!

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 1 January 2024 12:19 (one year ago) link

xp actually you posted that in the past

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 1 January 2024 12:21 (one year ago) link

Happy hungover new year!

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 1 January 2024 12:26 (one year ago) link

I always forget that on the other side of “new year’s” it’s just January. Happy day all.

"Just." January is cool.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 January 2024 14:10 (one year ago) link

Best wishes to all of you for this year.

completely suited to the horny decadence (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 1 January 2024 14:17 (one year ago) link

Besos@!

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 January 2024 14:19 (one year ago) link

Happy new year everyone!!

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 1 January 2024 14:20 (one year ago) link

eleven months pass...

Happy NY ILX!

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 December 2024 18:05 (three days ago) link

listening to a program about the Bhopal Gas Disaster to see in the new year.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 31 December 2024 18:26 (three days ago) link

happy new year all!

corrs unplugged, Tuesday, 31 December 2024 18:57 (three days ago) link

Going to celebrate by seeing Luna again -- they did a killer show last NYE here and I'm down for a repeat.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 31 December 2024 19:07 (three days ago) link

Not feeling very celebratory but going to head down the local in a bit. Hope the next year isn't as shit as it feels like it's going to be, good luck everyone.

emil.y, Tuesday, 31 December 2024 19:30 (three days ago) link

hny britishes islers

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 00:05 (two days ago) link

Going to bed to celebrate NY

Mark G, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 00:09 (two days ago) link

Happy new year ILX0rs, best wishes for your 2025

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 00:30 (two days ago) link

Happy New Year

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 1 January 2025 00:32 (two days ago) link

happy new year all x

nxd, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 00:34 (two days ago) link

Missed that this thread was bumped:

New Years Eve

Bee OK, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 04:56 (two days ago) link

Three hours

Bee OK, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 04:56 (two days ago) link

And I might still go out

Bee OK, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 04:57 (two days ago) link

Not to Morrissey tho

Bee OK, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 04:57 (two days ago) link

Happy New Year to those in the ET time zone!

Bee OK, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 05:02 (two days ago) link

Happy New Ear to you all.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 05:11 (two days ago) link

Just got off work and it’s still 2024 here. Made bank and now I’m ready to rest.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 1 January 2025 05:22 (two days ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/iqv4Fij.jpeg

Bee OK, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 05:59 (two days ago) link

Hollywood, California

Bee OK, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 06:00 (two days ago) link

Morrissey has just cancelled 2025.

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 1 January 2025 06:04 (two days ago) link

I'm at a party with a lot of sequins and terrible people, happy new year ILX

rainbow calx (lukas), Wednesday, 1 January 2025 06:56 (two days ago) link

Happy New Year, ilxors. Had a nice evening chatting with a couple of family members I don't see often and we are all delighted they are expecting their second child. I did a total fail when buying cheese though as both of the cheeses I got were not suitable for preggos or veggies, oops

kinder, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 10:43 (two days ago) link

annual NYE post pic.twitter.com/tevPU39NUF

— ted (on farcaster) (@tednotlasso) December 31, 2024

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 1 January 2025 11:06 (two days ago) link


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