Thos is the thread where we typer with our eyes shut

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hello0., joe ate you/? j AM FINE

― moley, Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

I can;t touch typer for uts

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

this is kind of finny reallt

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

Hello! I don't really know what to say, but I promise I haven't opened my eyes once while typing this.

(*opens eyes* blimey, get me)

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

This is rather fun and empowering, is this is ok?
Just peeped, and it is actually readable wow I can touchtype!

― saleXander / sophie (salexander), Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

yeah well goiof fot uou. yu nling yupinh id osnud,msl

― moley, Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

The wheels int the bus go rounf and ound

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

shit. U start off ok but then I erwlaalkyt crash

― moley, Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

It is inadvisable to try.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

JAVVERWOCJY

twas briikuf and the slkiuthy toives
did hure and gimbke in the weabe
alkk minshuy were the borofrobes\
and the mome ratyher outhrabve

― moley, Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

Hmmm that's a bit of a cheat and actually does sound rather like Jabberwocky.

― saleXander / sophie (salexander), Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

we've donre this befte.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

I was foinf to say that

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

i am the kit, oh yes, i am the kit. all the bitches lobe me. i am so htreat, i am so great, everybody lobes me, i am so hteat.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

it does'nt matter if we've done this before does it?

(wow, I'm getting better, only one minor typo)

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

Just because we are typering with our peeopers shut does not mean that we will not open them g-kit. You know the old just because you can't see the *monster* doesn't mean the *monster* can't see you. Honestly did not open eyes din the whole sentence.

― saleXander / sophie (salexander), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

Caerainly doesn't
xpost

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

orp,'y yjoml o', treaööu yjay food at thhid.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

fot fivläös faile. i udre yjo be berrer ar thids.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

iduess i till nrerf do,r ptactice-

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

het. 9¨l hettimnf be55r aöö tyhe timr.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

oe matvre niot.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

the quick bnrown dog jumps over the klazy foix

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

How the fuck are you all so good at this?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

Coz we typer and typer and typer all day long. Some were even born with a keyboard attached. Welll that may be a lie.

― saleXander / sophie (salexander), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

I never look at the keyboard when I type anyway, except if I need to use something unusual like a ¬ or a ~.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

So does it mean I'm less of a nerd if I can't do this?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

It means WE of the golden typer society are nerds.

― saleXander / sophie (salexander), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

B-b-but I thought nerdiness = the time spent at the computer...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

I know his post will be shit. I can't type for shit.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

WTF!

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

i can type for shit tho

ooh

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

IT was mandy and many a syear ago in the kingdom by the sea
tht a maiden tonce lived who you may know by the name of Annabelle Lee

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

How about if I try to type in Finnish...?

menune euken kenjukke, istun naakkaraa.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

i've practiced this before and i seem to be ok at it! i guess we'll see in a minute tho.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if this will work

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

Nope, not that much better.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

I rcprvy yhyr spprsl o g yhid yhtrsf eill erst ogg wuivkly

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

(I wonder why I type like shit on AIM though. maybe i should just close my eyes on AIM!)

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

oh mindy you came anmd you found me a turkeu on my fvacation away from worky

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

xpost Well there's no one here to verify how accurately you are typing except for you and you might lie.

― saleXander / sophie (salexander), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

herls rhwe rhread where we sis rhis alreast:

frro/luks,wh3fsd,ner.rhewasd,ooho/,nsfud05232222

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

I'm afraid all it means in my case is that I wasted far too much of my life in secretarial jobs.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

YOu know what's even more difficult? READING this thread with my eyes shut.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I can;t tiouc h touc at all and this ergonoamic mketyonmcapord means I can't even have a good go.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Gosh, that's much better than I expected (my eyes are open now).

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I onky read the therad tritle wgrta is trheios avoyr?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

yay! Greek!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

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i wonder if ppl can type w/ their eyes closed ON IPHONE??

― tehresa, Monday, 30 November 2009 05:33 (fifteen years ago)

look ma no eues iirc

― brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Monday, 30 November 2009 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

bout to go hop in the shower then hit rh sack, ckass in the sm :,

― brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Monday, 30 November 2009 05:35 (fifteen years ago)

this is me typing with my eyes closed i wonder how i will do when i open them

― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 30 November 2009 05:37 (fifteen years ago)

k3vin k you kinda suck at this imo

― tehresa, Monday, 30 November 2009 05:38 (fifteen years ago)

yah im a 2 dinger typer, not tying to win any awards here

― brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Monday, 30 November 2009 05:46 (fifteen years ago)

now i'm typing about gay witch abortion with my eyes closed. they're pretty okay, even when i can't see them.

― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 30 November 2009 07:15 (fifteen years ago)

how weird. I can actually type with my eyes shut.

― tomofthenest, Monday, 30 November 2009 09:03 (fifteen years ago)

i don't expect this to turn out that well tbh

― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 November 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago)

Jesus i swear i did that totally eyes shut. not this one tho.

― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 November 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago)

wneger out. also i have a problem, i think i am getting a huge crush on my best friend alice. other typu things.

― I'll hold your boobs a little better. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 30 November 2009 09:11 (fifteen years ago)

wow, only 1 typo.

― I'll hold your boobs a little better. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 30 November 2009 09:11 (fifteen years ago)

I wonder if alcohol or blindness is a bigger factor when typing with your eyes closed

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 09:12 (fifteen years ago)

/u hyar rtows rgr QURG NT WTWA XKIAWS /66

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 09:13 (fifteen years ago)

;_; ^^ the above should be 'I just typed that with my eyes closed' but if typed that with my eyes closed to and messed up I think

― 囧 (dyao), Monday, 30 November 2009 09:13 (fifteen years ago)

o s, yu[omh eoyj ,u urrd v;pdrf nuy s, pmr d[svr pgg yp yjr tohjy

― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 30 November 2009 09:31 (fifteen years ago)

"i am typing with my eyes closed but am one space off to the right"

it looks like i misspelled "rurd"

― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 30 November 2009 09:33 (fifteen years ago)

misspelled is a very wrong-looking word, moreso with yr eyes open

― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 30 November 2009 09:34 (fifteen years ago)

that one was with yees closed again - this one too

― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 30 November 2009 09:34 (fifteen years ago)

i wonder uf uön biw verrer at tgus tga´gbáb u was ub 2997.

― Tuomas, Monday, 30 November 2009 09:35 (fifteen years ago)

aooarebtky bnit,

― Tuomas, Monday, 30 November 2009 09:35 (fifteen years ago)

it's a lot of fun trying to interpret the truly diastrous attempts.

― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Monday, 30 November 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

^boring dude who's pretty good at typing with his eyes closed.

― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Monday, 30 November 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

Why the hell would I do this istead of writing a boring business plan

― ljubljana, Monday, 30 November 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

And sohr tyouvhjyupimng erx[periment begins saghaimn.

― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 30 November 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

Ucabn't di utm ut's as sumple as that.

― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 30 November 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

Yragm i thought iäd gotten vberrer at this, but it doesn't really lok like so.

― Tuomas, Monday, 30 November 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

hey wow, that was almost eleguble!

― Tuomas, Monday, 30 November 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

i think iän ferrub vetter at tgusm

― Tuomas, Monday, 30 November 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

lol # yuomsd

― unban everyone tbh (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 30 November 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

whoop there it is!

― EDB, Monday, 30 November 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago)

wow! How did I do that? (my eyes are open now).

or should I say...

― EDB, Monday, 30 November 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

wpw! jpw dod |O dp that!

― EDB, Monday, 30 November 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago)

eight months pass...

How are we going peo-le" I[bve improved copnmsiderably in the time since I staryed this thread.

― moley, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

think I'm fairing pretty well, as long as my finger remember where the home keyes are

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 13 August 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

this is a weird exercise that never ends well. i'm a terrible typist and have to correct mistakes constantly.

dude no way wtf

― proud teabagger from rim country (arby's), Friday, 13 August 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

pwns!! nice!

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 13 August 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

I wonder if I will do worse at this for being sat up in bed with a lopsided laptio

― ljubljana, Friday, 13 August 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

nobody can understand how bad it is to be typist qwith no eyes. there are difficulties involved, sure, but i overcome tthem with terrifying ease. home eheys my ass. no, i mean literally. excent not so much so, but yes. goddam, i wonder who the fuck this is going. three kisses and hpe for the b est.

― a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Friday, 13 August 2010 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

CRASBO s vctim,inallu relayed ASNO

― fear mongrels (Abbott), Friday, 13 August 2010 06:15 (fifteen years ago)

I don't know if I need eyes to type tbh

― bobby moore's whine (crüt), Friday, 13 August 2010 06:18 (fifteen years ago)

looks like I was right

― bobby moore's whine (crüt), Friday, 13 August 2010 06:18 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sure I sucj ar rhis...

(Oh look! There might be hope for me after all!)

― I can use my expense account if I say they're 'sugarbabes' (CONGO, M.D.), Friday, 13 August 2010 06:19 (fifteen years ago)

i'm pretty foof at this now.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

i donr knsoe how to type. i always look at the keybiasd.

― i think i can beat my dyson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

i am shocked considerinf

― i think i can beat my dyson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

Ph, say can you see, by the dan'ws early light, what so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last gleaming?

― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Thursday, 19 August 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

I like the dismissive "Ph" at the beginning. Much more appropriate.

― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Thursday, 19 August 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

Local headlines:
Woman falls into same ditch twice in one day
Window cleaner killed by giant pencil

Wow. I totally expected that to be incomprehensible.

― emil.y, Thursday, 19 August 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)

I'm the only one left in my office guys, it's kind of weird. Eating food from seamless web and probably goofing more than I shoould.

― Theodore "Thee Diddy" Roosevelt (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 August 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

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