What animal best describes your partner's web-browsing style?

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What animal best describes your partner's web-browsing style? If you do not have a partner, what animal best describes your own web-browsing style?

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

David is like a beaver, only surfing for work and surfing alot for work.

― anthony, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

like a girraffe, only desireing the highest leaves

― mike hanle y, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

my boyfwiend is like a whale, swimming through the oceans of interweb devouring any plankton and krill that fall into his voracious maw. or something.

― katie, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mar s = pinworm: enters body on interweb via mouth (most often courtesy undercooked sossidge), then chews undetected along nerve-passages, until able to eat way out via the unblinking eye

― mark s, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Giant Sumatran Tortoise

― Tom, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i feel more like a fungus than an animal, but if you push me (grr) i will say an ant. i work purely on the scent on pages and hyperlinks previously laid down by others.

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bird of Prey.

― DavidM, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Press STOP! It will load faster!! Try +eggs'! I think like a burrowing badger.

GOSH haf I only searched on the interweb ONCE with my young wan? Call that a RELATIONSHIP, gosh. I think we must need counselling sessions at EASY EVERYTHING.

As for my own WEB STYLE (nb it is not BROWSING unless you are shopping or on eBay) is it obviously THE MEERKAT. *stands up* *looks about* SCURRYING rah.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

pigfucker.

― Geoff, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i would say my web-browsing style is something like a sheep. mostly i don't browse because i am woolly and lazy and i'm too busy eating grass, but if something is reccommended to me i follow.

― di, Thursday, 3 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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