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Anyone a player? If you're not, don't start, because you will not stop. Ever.

― Timothy, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Let's bet $ on that.

― Honda, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four years pass...

BE SILENT NOVICE

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

pfft

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

onimo u were 2 scared 2 play amirite?

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

lol, gg

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

so i bought generations3 yesterday but am having problems with getting any online action going. On both Half life and CS, (and also Opposing forces), it tells me that my product is out of date but when I try and update it then tells its already up to date.

help!!
The only reason i bought these games was to play online.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like you got HL1 to me. yah?

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 07:33 (nineteen years ago)

yep

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

whoops. ILGers play CS Source, which uses the HL2 engine.
not quite sure about the updating stuff, i assume HL1 uses Steam these days, yes?

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 07:42 (nineteen years ago)

should i just fuck it off and go for CS Source instead with HL2?

i'd heard that the original HL was better than the second one, I'd played HL2 on Xbox last year and loved it. But not all that impressed with the single player HL.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 07:43 (nineteen years ago)

they're both great imo.
i recommend source, it looks much nicer, doesn't have bad scale issues and is (a little) easier to play. nothing stopping you getting warmed up on CS 1.6 though.

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 07:53 (nineteen years ago)

Source is nice and shiny but 1.6 still feels like the better game imo (and that of the vast majority of CS players, going by the Steam stats).

Steam is short for Steaming Pile Of Shite.

Oh, and kit, I own you, and you know it.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:14 (nineteen years ago)

so does anyone know why I can't update the game?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

CS and Half Life won't run without Steam, unless you can find the old update files to get Half Life to whatever version it was last running at before Steam (1.109 or something), even then you won't get CS 1.6 running.

Download Steam from here: http://www.steampowered.com/index.php?area=getsteamnow - it should pick up that HL is installed on your machine then use Steam to update all the games you have in your Gens pack.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:23 (nineteen years ago)

just come play sometime, pwnmaster.

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:25 (nineteen years ago)

I did, a week ago or thereabouts. I owned.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:29 (nineteen years ago)

great! I shall try this at dinner time. thank you Onimo!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:29 (nineteen years ago)

dude, i own every night.

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:33 (nineteen years ago)

and I show up once in a blue moon to show how worthless that is

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

u r all talk and no pwn

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

N3RD FITE!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

BE SILENT NOVICE

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:39 (nineteen years ago)

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― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:43 (nineteen years ago)

OH NO! I WERE PWND!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:48 (nineteen years ago)

all this pwnage talk will be joyless, once the fuzzmeister arrives.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:55 (nineteen years ago)

no luck on that Steam thing. It didn't do anything at all.

I tried something else anyway and things looked a little more promising until it said 'internet connection is invalid'

wtf?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

NEVER FORGET!

http://i3.tinypic.com/wkfcwl.jpg

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ste I think you should buy HL2. It is £cheap.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

u have photoshop by any chance, O? ;)

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE YOU IZ AL HAX0RZ AN I PWN YOU, WHAT IP?

― FRANK SWEDEHEAD, Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

broffles

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

hey guys, fancy a game sometime this week?

thursday evening?

― ken c, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah. !!!

― Ste, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

i'm
'qaopspace'

― Ste, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

If I'm around I'll play - after 9pm or thereabouts is best as the fake kids'll be in bed.

I'm 'onimo' on Steam, send me a message or I'll forget.

― onimo, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

This is creepy-scary. Although I never, ever saw this thread or knew of its advice to avoid playing Counter Strike, I followed Timothy's instructions to the letter. It's just as if I were... psychic!

― Aimless, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

Bah, thurs no good for me. Also, I'm all about TF2 now.

― JimD, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh oops! i forgot about it on thurs.

wtf is tf2?

― ken c, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Oh ken!

this Box is rather Orange

― JimD, Friday, 19 October 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

ah i was around, waiting.

yes i'm keen on TF2 too. get on it!

― Ste, Saturday, 20 October 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

Sunday night for TF2?

― JimD, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

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