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Anyone a player? If you're not, don't start, because you will not stop. Ever.

― Timothy, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Let's bet $ on that.

― Honda, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

four years pass...

BE SILENT NOVICE

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:43 (eighteen years ago) link

pfft

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:46 (eighteen years ago) link

onimo u were 2 scared 2 play amirite?

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:48 (eighteen years ago) link

lol, gg

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

so i bought generations3 yesterday but am having problems with getting any online action going. On both Half life and CS, (and also Opposing forces), it tells me that my product is out of date but when I try and update it then tells its already up to date.

help!!
The only reason i bought these games was to play online.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 07:28 (eighteen years ago) link

sounds like you got HL1 to me. yah?

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 07:33 (eighteen years ago) link

yep

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 07:36 (eighteen years ago) link

whoops. ILGers play CS Source, which uses the HL2 engine.
not quite sure about the updating stuff, i assume HL1 uses Steam these days, yes?

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 07:42 (eighteen years ago) link

should i just fuck it off and go for CS Source instead with HL2?

i'd heard that the original HL was better than the second one, I'd played HL2 on Xbox last year and loved it. But not all that impressed with the single player HL.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 07:43 (eighteen years ago) link

they're both great imo.
i recommend source, it looks much nicer, doesn't have bad scale issues and is (a little) easier to play. nothing stopping you getting warmed up on CS 1.6 though.

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 07:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Source is nice and shiny but 1.6 still feels like the better game imo (and that of the vast majority of CS players, going by the Steam stats).

Steam is short for Steaming Pile Of Shite.

Oh, and kit, I own you, and you know it.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:14 (eighteen years ago) link

so does anyone know why I can't update the game?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:17 (eighteen years ago) link

CS and Half Life won't run without Steam, unless you can find the old update files to get Half Life to whatever version it was last running at before Steam (1.109 or something), even then you won't get CS 1.6 running.

Download Steam from here: http://www.steampowered.com/index.php?area=getsteamnow - it should pick up that HL is installed on your machine then use Steam to update all the games you have in your Gens pack.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:23 (eighteen years ago) link

just come play sometime, pwnmaster.

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I did, a week ago or thereabouts. I owned.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:29 (eighteen years ago) link

great! I shall try this at dinner time. thank you Onimo!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:29 (eighteen years ago) link

dude, i own every night.

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:33 (eighteen years ago) link

and I show up once in a blue moon to show how worthless that is

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:34 (eighteen years ago) link

u r all talk and no pwn

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:35 (eighteen years ago) link

N3RD FITE!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:37 (eighteen years ago) link

BE SILENT NOVICE

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:39 (eighteen years ago) link

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Counter Strike (21 new answers, 22 total)

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:43 (eighteen years ago) link

OH NO! I WERE PWND!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:48 (eighteen years ago) link

all this pwnage talk will be joyless, once the fuzzmeister arrives.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 08:55 (eighteen years ago) link

no luck on that Steam thing. It didn't do anything at all.

I tried something else anyway and things looked a little more promising until it said 'internet connection is invalid'

wtf?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 11:09 (eighteen years ago) link

NEVER FORGET!

http://i3.tinypic.com/wkfcwl.jpg

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Ste I think you should buy HL2. It is £cheap.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link

u have photoshop by any chance, O? ;)

― teh_kit has 18 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

HI DERE YOU IZ AL HAX0RZ AN I PWN YOU, WHAT IP?

― FRANK SWEDEHEAD, Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

broffles

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

hey guys, fancy a game sometime this week?

thursday evening?

― ken c, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

oh yeah. !!!

― Ste, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm
'qaopspace'

― Ste, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link

If I'm around I'll play - after 9pm or thereabouts is best as the fake kids'll be in bed.

I'm 'onimo' on Steam, send me a message or I'll forget.

― onimo, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

This is creepy-scary. Although I never, ever saw this thread or knew of its advice to avoid playing Counter Strike, I followed Timothy's instructions to the letter. It's just as if I were... psychic!

― Aimless, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Bah, thurs no good for me. Also, I'm all about TF2 now.

― JimD, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

oh oops! i forgot about it on thurs.

wtf is tf2?

― ken c, Friday, 19 October 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh ken!

this Box is rather Orange

― JimD, Friday, 19 October 2007 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

ah i was around, waiting.

yes i'm keen on TF2 too. get on it!

― Ste, Saturday, 20 October 2007 02:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Sunday night for TF2?

― JimD, Saturday, 20 October 2007 12:26 (sixteen years ago) link

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