"Lets take his mouth off and take out his bones and make a sock out of him. And wear it."

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This is lil' Rufus - not yet 3 years old - talking about his baby brother, Cyrus.

kids really DO say the darndest things!

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

Well, why are you sitting there typing? He just gave you a command!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA, I really thought this was going to be a quote from a gangster movie.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/us/0210/gallery.serial.killings/jeffrey.dahmer.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Yowza!!
At least it's a somewhat complicated plan that would require special tools and expertise. If he had said "Let's pound him over the head with my toy truck!" I would be more worried.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

it's not that hard.

― knife (nordicskilla), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

one of my earliest memories is seething jealousy at my infant sister.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

it's not that hard.
Spoken like a true brothersock wearer.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

If I had a sock made out of my brother I'd be really afraid to take off my shoe.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

My brother would make a very indie sock. I probably wouldn't wear it, give it to Jaymc os something instead.

― knife (nordicskilla), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

Only a three year old could so effectively mash up cuteness with utter horror. ILE's sock puppets are bad enough as it is.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

that dude was always gonna wind up posting to ILX

― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

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