My 15 year old daughter told me today she wants a lower back tattoo

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Am I fucked?

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Might as well be a bullseye.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

I hope she isnt named amber

― Lovelace (Lovelace), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

a slapper license plate

― Good Dog (Good Dog), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

for the record i think these are k-lame, but if you have to do a deal then at least prohibit butterflies or asian characters.

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

maybe she wants a prison tattoo

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

As a tribute to Louis Sacher, make it a potato.

― Its morph 'em to pun cute (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

Speaking as a 21 year old, those things are so common they've become cliche. If you're worried that she's doomed to be a skanky whore, I wouldn't fret it too much. All sorts of mostly-wholesome girls have them. She might try smoking marijuana sometime. Don't say I didn't warn you.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

"All sorts of mostly-wholesome girls have them."

OTM - it's much more of a conformist thing now than a rebel thing. If you want to discourage her from doing it, maybe you should try explaining to her how hot and sexy you think it is. Hearing that sort of talk from her dad might - well, you get the idea.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

post pixx plzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― creepy internet guy (pr00de), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

speaking as a 21 year old

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

NICE INK, HOT STUFF!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 31 October 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)

I am afraid she might be fucking black men.

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Monday, 31 October 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, just talk to her about even parents know that these "tramp stamps" are little more than jizz bullseyes, as mentioned upthread.

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 October 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

I think mr Adolph is trying to offend ILX and - haha - failing!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 31 October 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

dibs

― gear (gear), Monday, 31 October 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

you should tell her "yes but only if i can prostitute you so the money for the tattoo can be repaid and besides only whores get tattoos but if you want to be a whore thats fine by me"

thats guaranteed LOLS

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 31 October 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

Esteban and Adolf OTM

― Jimmy Mod Is The Damnation (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 31 October 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

So cliche that there was a fake SNL commercial about it:

http://www.devilducky.com/media/21523/

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 31 October 2005 05:49 (twenty years ago)

Jimmy OTM about ESTEBAN OTM

― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 31 October 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

you could've just said 'Jimmy OTM'

― ..., Monday, 31 October 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

-- OTM

― gear (gear), Monday, 31 October 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

everyone OTM good job team

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 31 October 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

just tell her not to get "babygirl" written in a newspaper font. Like my skanky cuz.

― Good Dog (Good Dog), Monday, 31 October 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)

Am I fucked?

The question is of course: will she be fucked? Of course, by a million of jocks in the backseat of a Hummer. Don't worry, she'll earn her tattoo back that way and make some money for some piercings.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Monday, 31 October 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

the phrase "ass antlers" might come in useful here

― login name (fandango), Monday, 31 October 2005 09:03 (twenty years ago)

jesus christ, i thought i'd been in cryonic suspension for fourteen years and this was an Alex In NYC thread.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 31 October 2005 09:39 (twenty years ago)

You could bribe the tattooist to put some really offensive message on the girl's back.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 31 October 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

everyone ITT is OTM

OMG WTF LOL BBQ

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 31 October 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

get her to make the tattoo an ilx "C/D" logo!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 31 October 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

it's already too late, you must smother her and leave her on the step for the village gods

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 31 October 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

15? Mate, tell her she can have one when she's 18.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Monday, 31 October 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

By that age she'll be a hardware store with the gazillion piercings she's sporting all over her body. I bet by 18 she'll have a few star and kanji tattoos on her curvavious body. Yes, I do think she'll be a gothick slutty bitch who wants to bang the entire football team. There's no escape. The road to ruin has been paved.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Monday, 31 October 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

Tattoos & piercings are yesterday's news. These days it's all about the anal bleaching.

― yer jones, Monday, 31 October 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

15? Mate, tell her she can have one when she's 18.

What? A tattoo or a black man?

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 31 October 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

We all know what happens when they wait until they turn 18.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Monday, 31 October 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

No we don't

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 31 October 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

Ass antlers is too alliterative (like this sentence.) I prefer to say butt antlers. Tush horns is also acceptable.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 31 October 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

FOR THE RECORD she is not fucking me, so if there are X black men out there, at most she is only fucking X - 1 of them.

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

It'll be Bill Cosby.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 31 October 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

She's fucking Bishop?!?!?!

x-post

― So so Krispie (Ex Leon), Monday, 31 October 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

ESTEBAN OTM about BBQ

― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

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― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, she'd look really cool with a row of RedEx.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Monday, 31 October 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Can I apply ointment to it when it's done? I have ointment.

― Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 31 October 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

I think ILX should make some tattoo designs.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Monday, 31 October 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

slut patch
tramp stamp
PAT

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Monday, 31 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

PAT?

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Point After Touchdown
and/or 'Field Goal'

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/potd.gif

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

How in the name of all that is holy can this thread still be safe for work?

ILE, I'm either in awe of your restraint or profoundly disappointed.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.schruppdashuhn.de/arschgeweih.gif

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Just tell her to wait 'til she's 18 and pay for it herself.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Tell her she's a loser.

― cap'n crunch, Monday, 31 October 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

My friend calls those tattoos "Ass Antlers"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

I assume "ass antlers" refers to this kind...
http://www.steve-a.co.uk/main/images/ellen1.jpg

...as opposed to this kind...
http://sturgiszone.com/picsphotos/beautiful/pics/beautifulwomen2004aug29.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

I was always fond of the term ass hat for them.

― Mingus Dew (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

"The sun has got his ass-hat on, hip hip hip hooray........."

― JTS, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

yep, roger...ass antlers are the more "tribal" kind!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

whereas that picture just about is more a "whale-tale", like when Lita first showed up in the WWE...

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, just talk to her about even parents know that these "tramp stamps" are little more than jizz bullseyes, as mentioned upthread.
-- kingfish orange creamsicle (jdsalmo...) (webmail), Monday 5:14 AM. (later) (link)

C'mon! Even I can get higher than lower back!

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

We all can, friend, but sometime it's more fun to have a target. I mean, after filling up those two little divits, it's gotta land somewhere else.

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Wow. And... back to avoiding ILE again.

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Is it Viveca A. Fox has supposedly has handle bars tattooed on her back?
CLASSY!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA At first I thought Alex wrote CLASSIC! and bits of my world started to implode.

― Dan (Like, Woah) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

(Separate point, note to Americans): s

Something is not cliche!!!!!!!!

It is either cliched,

Or it is a cliche.

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

laura otm... : /

― c7n (Cozen), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

L3st n1ght, left shoulderblade.

How was your evening?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 3 November 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

are you people serious?

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 3 November 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

If you don't let her, the only place she'll be able to get one is an unreputable tattoo parlour as all the good ones check ID. So yeah, you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. If you let her you can take her to a good place where you know she at least wont get heppatitis, or say no and she'll find some shitty back alley place where a 50yr-old biker will do it without ID and give a blowjob discount.

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

You could make the same argument for heroin.

― Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

1. Is she gets knocked up as well she could get one saying "Baby on Board"

2. Otherwise the only acceptable lower back tattoo for a girl of that age would be a photorealistic recreation of the hairy, discoloured and sagging buttocks of a 50-year-old man.

― Harthill Services (Neil Willett), Thursday, 3 November 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

"If" she gets knocked up. Sorry.

― Harthill Services (Neil Willett), Thursday, 3 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

"blowjob discount"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 November 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

XXpost
Yes, you could. But she hasn't asked to take class A drugs, she's asked to do something 3 years before it's legal. Which I don't really think is comparable, and I somewhat doubt you do either.

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Thursday, 3 November 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2006/07/tramp_stamp/corinthians_tramp_stamp.jpg

― carne asada, Monday, 27 August 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://i10.tinypic.com/4y8lfm8.jpg

― StanM, Monday, 27 August 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

"No, no, daddy, it says Amal Plut."

― StanM, Monday, 27 August 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

shoulda gotten

"And I saw, and behold, a white horse, and its rider had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer. When he opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, 'Come!' And out came another horse, bright red; its rider was permitted to take peace from the earth, so that men should slay one another; and he was given a great sword. When he opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, 'Come!' And I saw, and behold, a black horse, and its rider had a balance in his hand; … When he opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, 'Come!' And I saw, and behold, a pale horse, and its rider's name was Death, and Hades followed him; and they were given great power over a fourth of the earth; to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth."

― milo z, Monday, 27 August 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Ass antlers is too alliterative

Actually, when two consecutive words start with the same vowel sound, the term is - and I only bring this up because it's funny - ASSONANT.

― Doctor Casino, Monday, 27 August 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

The word "alliterative" should start with a consonant.

ENGLISH LANGUAGE BROKEN

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 27 August 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

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