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...so this makes me unhappy for him.

Fuck the Vikings as an organization, though. Fuck them in the eye.

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see how the Vikings season could possibly get worse, yet it does.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

I am kind of expecting to read a report about the defensive line being carried away by a swarm of mutant bees.

― Dan (Mutant Bees With Shotguns) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

first chad pennington, now daunte -- plus donovan hasn't been in tip-top shape.

quarterbacks be droppin' like flies this season!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.8848.ru/i/film/small/396.jpg

― Dan (The Vikings' Season In 1000 Words) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

This year has been beyond excruciating...soooo glad I sold 4 of my 8 season tix this year

Man..this knee injury sounds horrible...ug....

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

It LOOKED horrible, the bottom half of his leg went completely sideways! Ugh.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, you should change your handle to "(Excruciating Knee Pain)" in honor of Daunte's trifecta.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

I think this means his skin is the only thing holding the bottom half of his leg on.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

4-12 will win that division.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

4-12 will win that division.

haha...yep.

I wonder what we Vikings fans did in our past lives to deserve this team?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know but I'm never doing it again, that's sure as fuck.

― Dan (Excruciating 2005 Season) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

I guess this is a bad time to say HOW BOUT THEM GIANTS, huh?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

.......

― Dan (Oh Look, A Middle-Finger Bouquet) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, don't worry too much, I mean the Vikings can win 2 more games and win the division.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

This is all going to somehow be blamed on the Metrodome, isn't it?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I did that just the other day! Not the Metrodome but domes in general, I blamed it for the Eagles suddenly deciding not to mount a comeback against Denver on Sunday, and annouced that DOMES ARE THE END OF FOOTBALL. They should be destroyed. If those rugged, savage bastards in Green Bay and Buffalo can brave the outdoors, so can Vikings!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

I mean the Eagles were playing badly, then playing really really well, then it started to rain and they pissed themselves. I mean they're like the only team in the NFL who hasn't figured out how to confused Jake Plummer, and I blame a dome. Plus their ugly uniforms. Also Philadelphia in general. And Eagles aren't a good mascot. There's a lot wrong, there.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

"how to confused"

right, I need to stop eating Smarties.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahahahahahahaha yes, because it's really doing Green Bay shitloads of good to play outside.

― Dan (Green Bay Tea Party Society) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, you realize the misfortunes of the Vikes of late are a result of all the misbegotten ill will you wish upon the Red Sox, right?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah well Brett Favre can create brass knuckles with his SB rings though.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Also, never discount the advantage of the FROZEN TUNDRA of LAMBEAU FIELD when the Packers actually FIELD A GOOD TEAM.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Apropos of nothing, did anyone else see that ad for Pro Bowl voting, where you can win a trip to Hawaii? And it was just a bunch of shots of John Elway being really depressed and lonely??? WTF was that about? I laughed my ASS off at that. Also: all of the Fed Ex ads with football players running in and giving inspiring speeches to guys trying to figure out how to ship a package.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, you realize the misfortunes of the Vikes of late are a result of all the misbegotten ill will you wish upon the Red Sox, right?

SHUT UP, YOU

Also, never discount the advantage of the FROZEN TUNDRA of LAMBEAU FIELD when the Packers actually FIELD A GOOD TEAM.

Granted, but guess what's not going to happen this year?

― Dan (Packers Are Teh Suck) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

domes in general, I blamed it for the Eagles suddenly deciding not to mount a comeback against Denver on Sunday

Bring back teh VET TURF!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

You're awfully smug about Green Bay sucking for a Vikings fan.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I hope Elway is depressed and lonely

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

You're awfully smug about Green Bay sucking for a Vikings fan.

This is what Vikings fans do!

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Whither the football love?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Can we just go back to the Eagles for a minute? Cos I really dislike the Eagles. I just wanted to say that. Other teams I dislike include:

Baltimore
Miami
Dallas
Jacksonville (Has anyone else noticed they don't have Jaguars on their helmet? This really bothers me)
New England
New York Jets
Houston (What kind of name is Houston Texans???)
Tennessee
Denver
Kansas City
San Diego
Washington
Atlanta
Tampa Bay
Arizona (are they still owned by Bidwell? If not, I forgive them)

I'm ok with the rest of them. You'll note this includes the entire NFC North.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

I'm really still nto sure about the Bengals, either, but I'll let it pass.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

Um, Ally:

http://www.sportsfanshq.com/products/full/6833.gif

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

That looks more like a leopard, to me.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Also the teal is hideous. I mean not Tampa Bay old skool hideous but still pretty ugly.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Houston (What kind of name is Houston Texans???)

It's a Texan kind of name. I'm somewhat surprised that they didn't just name the team the Texas Texans.

My favorite [easy] trivia question is "Who are the only NFL teams that have helmets on their helmets?"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

Google Image Search sez that leopard-looking thing is indeed a jaguar, and I'm not one to doubt Google Image Search.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tigers-animal-actors.com/about/jaguar/jagswim.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

Dolphins shouldn't wear helmets, ever. I don't like that graphic at all. I really have a lot of fashion objections to the NFL.

xpost, it looks more like a leopard to me. They are similar but not the same. I am v. picky, about a cat. I would like it better if their helmets featured the cars.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Tampa's old unis are much better than the new ones. There is no debate about that.

Also, the Bengals have some sort of super hero costume as uniforms.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

My cousin's husband played for Jacksonville! DON'T HATE.

― Dan (Also I Like Pittsburgh And The Giants But The Jets Can Eat An Entire Bag Of, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Ric Ocasek on a helmet I can get behind tho.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20050901/bears_84855.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chicagobears.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/KKNPHAIFJGJA/TJones_inside091304.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

That's way too good for the Jets, Dan.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nfl/_photos/2003-08-07-inside-urlacher.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

You know whose logo I really hate? Tennessee's. WTF is that thing? I mean, I know what it is, it's a giant, flaming T shooting out from outerspace but wtf does that mean?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/26/267203.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

FLAMING THUMBTACK

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.christmasteddy.com/images/96nflbuccaneers.JPG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA why did they stop wearing this scheme?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

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I'm deadly serious, my dad, who is from Philly (and hates the Eagles!!!) insisted they played in a dome.

!!!! if the vet was domed, i sure couldn't tell the day i went to see 'em when i was a kid -- it was like -10 degrees below zero windchill!

(and yer dad is from south philly, right? i mean, he may have grown up not far from the vet!)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

actually, it's possible that the eagles still played at either connie mack stadium or franklin field when yer dad still lived in philly -- though neither of those stadiums were domed either!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, no, I'm kind of amazed by this news, as much as anyone else here could be. I mean seriously, I figured he would at least know that. I am not really sure what the hell he was talking about! I'm trying to think of a stadium he's been to that was domed now and I can't! He lived in Buffalo for a year--def. not domed. Giants stadium--not domed. The Cardinals stadium--not domed. No clue. I'm not gonna call him on it cos he's gonna say that he never said it! Same way he says about everything I call him on! Infuriating man. He thinks being a minor league baseball player makes him the authority on football, well the news is NOT.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

i like the bengals stormtrooper

colts can beat the niners and browns and titans and texans all they want, they ain't doing shit next january. i'd pick 3 afc teams over them in the playoffs, 4 if the chargers had a different coach. fuck em. right now my guess is pats or bengals, i'd rather play the pats bottom half of the schedule over the colts (esp if i was as banged up as the pats). not buying into the fucking BRONCOS. i predict neither the colts nor the BRONCOS will even play in the afc championship.

falcons falcons falcons

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

No one is buying into the fucking Broncos dude, I ain't giving you an award for that prediction. They have the most easily confused qb in the NFL and barely win games. I mean shit the Giants shouldn't have done that crap they did to them. Seriously, that's not a prediction, that's reality jb.

I still think the Colts can do the Pats.

The Stormtrooper is a fucking genius though. I love that man.

I'm gonna gonna be the douchebag on the Christmas Eve Skins/Giants game btw hanging over the first row screaming 'ELI ELI ELI U SO CUTE' so watch for me folks!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

Jake Plummer is like the weirdest QB in the NFL making top dolla. I mean, he plays first halves great and then the second a team starts doing shit, he gets confused what team he's on and starts hurling shit to anyone on the field. Also--what the FUCK is up with Denver's facial hair/head hair situation? I mean they all look like ddb. Or my dad in '73.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

teh Broncs are the fuckin worst. They are so boring right now, they really are. Way to let McNabb chuck three straight TD passes in the 2nd half you losers (ok, yeah, maybe i'm bitter because it meant I lost in fantasy to freakin Forkslove).

I'm totally on the Bengals bandwagon.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

Football talking heads have no memory or really don't follow teams. A few years ago, the Colts and Manning couldn't beat Miami, then they couldn't beat Tennessee and now it is NE. The Colts over came both the Dolphins and Titans, now it may be time for NE and we will find out next Monday. Even if the Colts pound NE, the same talking heads that are saying this is a "MUST WIN" will then say it doesn't matter until the playoffs.

The Colts cannot pick their schedule, they have beaten who they had to play. They have NE, Pitts, and Cinci in the next month, so it all averages out.

The credit that no one really gives Manning is that they are heading towards their sixth playoff, 10 or more game winning season in eight. Before Peyton came to the Colts, their last 10 game winning season was 1977. Bill Polian deserves a bunch of the credit for turning the club around, but I think Manning should get some acknowledgement. Crap...how much of a powerhouse was Tennessee football before he played there? OK, Peyton hasn't won the big game, but there was NO big games before he came around either.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

one thing about the NFL always hold true, season after season: no team coached by marty schottenheimer will EVER make it to the super bowl.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

um, tennessee was a national power and perennial sec contender way before peyton was born, nevermind played there.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know dude .. I could easily see that changing this year too. They haven't been perfect but god they have so much talent. Gates is out of his freakin mind and LT is the best player in football. The AFC is really a blast .. SO many good teams. My how the worm turns.

I like ATL in the NFC and like no one else.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

Baseball != football

worst cop-out ever.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

No one goes 7-0 in the NFL without some talent on both sides of the ball. And uh, the Jags are a pretty good team last time I checked. Good enough to go into Three Rivers, er, Heinz, and win.

If the Pats look like they did on Sunday, Edge and Reg run wild, and Brady might as well get out the good china for Dwight Freeney, who will be in his lap all day. They're still the champs etc etc, but the horsies might not be tested until their dates with Cincy the Sunday and Pittsburgh the Monday after.

Even if they LOSE both of those, they're well set for a first-round bye. And they're running the ball quite nicely.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

The seasonal Southwest "must be football season" campaign is grebt; the fedex spots with Daunte Culpepper and Joe Montana are abysmal...

...and the best NFL-related TV spot EVER has yet to be mentioned here and did not feature or name a single NFL player or team.

http://www.perspectives.com/forums/attachment.php?id=6058

Great googly moogly.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah well Brett Favre can create brass knuckles with his SB rings though.

-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...), November 1st, 2005.

ALL ONE OF THEM?

― Jimmy Mod Is The Damnation (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

God, that whole late-90s Snickers campaign was classic.

"Would you like that? Would you like to ride with Batman?"

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

i think ally should be the NFL board moderator (if the pwners that be ever get going on it!)

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 09:17 (nineteen years ago)

ALL ONE OF THEM?

Jimmy, have you ever been hit by an SB ring??????? Shit hurts.

Football announcers are almost all awesome, I dunno why you guys gotta give 'em any hate. I'm pretty pleased that Troy Aikman went that route, he's so pleasant and never says anything that's truly objectionable, usually has smart things to say.

Though still no talking heads beat those ESPN dudes. Best episode ever was when someone, I THINK Tom Jackson but coulda been Boomer, used the word "bereft" to describe a team's lack of playing ability and Michael Irvin just screamed out, "Bereft? What? Shut up, STEVE YOUNG!" Which is like the greatest thing anyone's ever said during a sporting show.

I'll gladly mod the board if you do not want to!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh I fucked up something in that post

Also the reason that quote is so great is cos Steve Young was sitting right there, I'm not sure if I should assume everyone watches ESPN's 8 hour lead up to football on Sunday and would know that Steve Young is there.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure if I should assume everyone watches ESPN's 8 hour lead up to football on Sunday and would know that Steve Young is there.

http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/sf/a/images/Steve.Young.jpg

http://www.cinerhama.com/britalent/lawford1.jpg

http://www.moviestarsmovies.com/Images/BudAbbott.jpg

http://members.aol.com/kirstyneale/zeppophoto.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Is The Damnation (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

"Jimmy, have you ever been hit by an SB ring??????? Shit hurts."

That is probably why Putin palmed ole' boy Krafts ring a few months back.

What is scary about ESPN's NFL Countdown is that I am beginning to think (shudder) that Michael Irvin sometimes makes the most sense of that bunch outside of Jaworski, who is the best of breaking down game film of any of the TV analysts. For all of his education and vocabulary, Steve Young is a bit of an airhead. Young on Sunday kept going on that Washington wasn't ready yet to win 16-13 each week like all of Gibbs other great teams. Criminy...doesn't Young remember what Gibbs' teams were like, they ran the score up a couple of times against the 49ers when he was playing.

― earlnash, Wednesday, 2 November 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

I...don't understand...what this means.

xpost Michael Irvin is pretty great though, even if he wears fat comedian suits. I'd totally watch a show that is hosted by the announcer ex-Cowboys (I'm including Deion even though he's done lost his mind and rejoined the game). They're all such assholes, but in the most positive way you could mean that word possible. I mean seriously, ok, why hasn't someone tried to put this together: Jimmy Johnson, Aikman, Irvin, Sanders. Does Smith still announce? I know he did for a period, he can come too cos he was charming. I would never wanna hear another word out of Madden's mouth if I could sit through that every Monday, and I love Madden and the way he'll just blurt out "This team is just crap, I have no respect for this organization" during the middle of a game.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

former cowboy moose johnston is also very good in the booth

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

This is what I mean, about them being assholes but in the best possible sense of the word:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL#Rules_named_after_players

# the Deion Sanders rule -- no excessive end zone celebrations.
# the Emmitt Smith Rule -- no taking your helmet off on the field of play. Enacted in 1997.
# the Michael Irvin rule -- no taunting. Another rule, resulting in offensive pass interference, prohibiting WR's to push off CB's, is also often called "the Michael Irvin rule."

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

That is the answer to why Steve Young is in the booth.

― Jimmy Mod Is The Damnation (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

I still don't quite get it.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

Steve Young is the straight man?

― Dan (AKA The Boring One) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

where is the "don't get caught in a hotel room with a woman who isn't your wife who also happens to have a crack rock the size of a softball" rule?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

Well I don't think he's particularly boring, he does like to use big words though when it's not necessary.

At any rate I dont' care if Steve Young is the most boring man on earth he's still better than Jillian Barbieri.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.photofile.com/Photos/Albums/Standees/Images/roethlisberger.jpg
Bigger than Big!
Taller than Tall!
Quicker than Quick!
Stronger than Strong!
Ready to fight for Right, against Wrong!
ROTH-LISSS-BERTOR

Thank you cartoon network + fox sports net + Ally

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 November 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahahahahahaha awesome, we should come up with cartoon theme songs for all of the players.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

My sister-in-law's partner went to college with Roethlisberger. She also said he was ginormous.

― Dan (Freak Of Nature) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

ALL OF THE STEELERS ARE. ALL OF THEM. IT'S TERRIFYING.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

Does anyone remember the name of the linesman they had in the 90s who looked like he was Paul Bunyan's son? I stood next to this guy once and I swear he was twice my height.

(FYI: Are you in favor of creating an "I Love The NFL" board?)

― Dan (The World Is Their Lillyput) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

ALL OF THE STEELERS ARE. ALL OF THEM. IT'S TERRIFYING

Haha - not exactly. There was a sideline shot during the Monday Night game of Roethlisberger chatting with Randle El (listed at 5'10"). Big Ben, er, towered.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah! I noticed that too, I was like man poor dude must feel like a midget next to these guys, he should join a tiny skinny team like the Giants instead.

Roethlisberger just kind of freaks me out, I mean he's way too big. I mean it's a totally arbitrary rule I have about this but he's just too big.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

tiny skinny team like the Giants instead."

Appearantly you have not seen the "HEFTY LEFTY" Jared Lorenzen in action. Lorenzen is a backup QB for the Giants and if he ever gets into a game and leads them to some amazing comeback victory, he will be a folk hero over night. That guy is listed at 275, but I think that is a low number and he plays QB. Unlike Big Ben, Lorenzen is really pudgy and looks more like a lineman or muffler repair guy than a QB, but the guy has a cannon of an arm.

― earlnash, Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

275!!!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

That guy was a moose at Kentucky. Who even knew that UK had a football team?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

ally i would mod the board but i think you : NFL :: Raggett : MBV

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

that was a compliment, just to clarify

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

275???????????????????????????????? WAY TO GO FATTEY QB! YOU CAN DO IT!

gear I'm not sure if that is complimentary or not! hahahaha xpost

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

roffle

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Who even knew that UK had a football team?

louisville fans remember once a season, when we beat them.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

I would never wanna hear another word out of Madden's mouth if I could sit through that every Monday, and I love Madden

-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...), November 2nd, 2005 9:39 AM.

hell yeah, Madden still rules. Madden-hating is the worst. I hate all Madden haters.

That was great on Monday when Michaels started blabbering about the "confluence" of the three rivers, and Madden just goes "the thing that's great about coming to Pittsburgh is that it's the only time you'll ever get to use the word 'confluence'". and then he busted out the telestrator and starting mapping out the confluence and basically just tried to insert the word confluence into everything. he is truly the best.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha yeah I remember that. That was pretty freaking awesome. I can not figure out why MNF ever went with Dennis Miller for a period.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

THE ANGULAR ONE
http://www.sportsattic.com/nflphoto/photos3/Carmichael,Harold3.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

WAY TO GO FATTEY QB! YOU CAN DO IT!

I've kind of been incapacitated with laughter for the past 20 minutes because of this.

― Dan (HAHAHAHAHAHA) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

This is his NFL mugshot! This is truly tremendous!

http://images.nfl.com/images/players/60x80/494145.jpg
WAY TO GO DAEREST FATTEY!

Other great NFL mugshots:
http://images.nfl.com/images/players/60x80/1003.jpg
WAY TO GO DAEREST HIPPY!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Who even knew that UK had a football team?

Tim Couch?

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

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