when you zip and fasten your trousers

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does fat spill over the top of them all the way around your body like the top of a muffin?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

no, mostly just in the front.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:31 (eighteen years ago) link

my fat goes in a ring around my abdomen

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't muffin at the back, only the front

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link

muffins sound good though.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link

banana walnut choc chip muffin

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

the worst is guys who stuff themselves into their highschool jeans as their waistlines expand, making the muffin-top pudgywaist effect PERMANENT. buy new pants please, it will hurt us both less.

― elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:46 (eighteen years ago) link

no. i'm kinda skinny though.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Only if the jeans are too small or too low-cut. It helps if your clothes actually fit.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I love how the pregnant chick is the first one to respond. Haha.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 01:12 (eighteen years ago) link

my trousers fit okay otherwise. i'm just girthy i guess?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Dudes just need to buy bigger trousers. Ill-fitting clothes on men or women = the same thing: gross.

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, but if a guy runs to the barrel-chested side are any pants really going to fit in the legs, ass, AND the waist? If you're chesty and torso-y it seems hard to keep things from spilling over a bit without being baggy everywhere else. And in my humble experience, barrel-chested guys often have great posteriors -- it's all in the meatiness.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

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