How Do I Grow A Pompdour?

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I've been thinking about this for a while, sort of half joke / half serious. I also want to make use of my hair before I'm robbed of it by the sting of male pattern baldness.

So what do I have to do? It's pretty short now, how long do I have to grow it? I'm going to have get some pomade of some sort, but I'm concerned with the length and how you've got to cut it first. I'm not looking for an 80's Brian Setzer type hairdo, more like a 50's Johnny Cash one:

http://www.allemaalkunst.nl/afb_2005/feb/johnny_cash-johnnycash.jpg

― joygoat (joygoat), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

daddino to thread.

― bingo (Chris V), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

His father was a strict man, always pushing his son to go further, a trait which his son would inherit. He was a boxer in his younger years. While good, he was not the best, which angered his father, who strongly desired for his son to be the best. After an altercation over his performance in one tournament (elsewhere in the game it is hinted that this particular bout was against a rabbit with a mean left hook), the future King of All Cosmos ran away from home. During this trip, he met the woman who would become his queen, after the severed end of his pompadour matched her half-eaten loaf of bread. They fell in love, married, and eventually the Prince of All Cosmos was born.

― Alex in Novosibirsk (ex machina), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

1. Grow hair.
2. Shape into pompadour.

― Dan (Rocket Science!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

My hair pomps naturally if I'm not careful.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

What do you guys think of the hipster she-pompdour? I like it a lot!

― Alex in Novosibirsk (ex machina), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

yes it's all to do with long hair on top and in front and copious amounts of hair grease. When I was into the rockabilly thing I knew many girls who made their guys sleep with shower caps on to avoid leaving grease stains on the bedding.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Dang greasy stains in the bed

― Rumpie, Friday, 4 November 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Dan Perry, ladies and gentlemen, he sings the classical music, he styles the hair, he does it all.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

1. Marry Madame Pompadour.
2. Make some little pompadours.
3. Wait for them to grow.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www8.vis.ne.jp/~bp77/js/js1.JPG

― monkeybutler, Friday, 4 November 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

short on the sides & back, long in the front

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 4 November 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ff.e-mansion.com/~phobos/Buzzcocks/MarkL.jpg

― chap who would dare to spy on his best mate's ex (chap), Friday, 4 November 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Oh hiiiii.

I would just go to the nearest barber listed on this page. (This is something of a fetish site, so beware.)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 7 November 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

the gwen pomp is the worst thing to ever hapen to women

― howell huser (chaki), Monday, 7 November 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

the gwen circumstance, however...

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 7 November 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

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