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― just the facts, Saturday, 5 November 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

― lol, Saturday, 5 November 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm rather fond of this one:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 6 November 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

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