Does anyone know a cost effective way to fill an empty bedroom with 400 cubic feet of Styrofoam packing peanuts?

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I’m having a party in a couple of weeks and I had the idea that filling an empty room full of Styrofoam packing peanuts would be a fun way to hide the fact that I’m such a poor bastard that I’m unable to properly furnish my house with actual furniture. I’ve done some research and the best price I can find is about $1 per cubic foot which is a ridiculous amount of money to spend on what is essentially a dumb joke (although I do think my friends would go bananas over the opportunity to wade through a room full of Styrofoam peanuts)

Does anyone know of a cheaper way to acquire approximately 400 cubic feet of this stuff, or alternately a different less costly material? I thought about using those plastic balls that are used in the kid’s area at McDonalds but to fill out a similar sized space is even more expensive.

Whoo! good times!, Monday, 7 November 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

The Trouble With Peanuts

robster (robster), Monday, 7 November 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't do this unless you were planning to leave your home after the party and never return. Even corraling the jumpers from the average mail-order box is a major pain in the ass. Think of the clean-up. DON'T DO IT!!!!!!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 7 November 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Simply order 400 items of flat pack furniture. The peanuts will be included gratis.

Damn I'm funny.

beanz (beanz), Monday, 7 November 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

I've thought of the cleanup hassle, but I think it would be worth it. Apparently you now have the option of getting anti-static peanuts, which might make it easier when I spend the next 3 weeks getting it out of my house. You would not belive the number of people on ebay willing to ship you 30 gallon bags of this stuff. They are all charging about $1 a cubic foot, I swear its some sort of price fixing cartel.

Whoo! good times!, Monday, 7 November 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Maybe instead of filling the entire room you could just fill it up to say waist height?

beanz (beanz), Monday, 7 November 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Put a large box of peanuts anvils over the bedroom door, so that when one of your nosy guests opens the door, the peanuts fall on them. Then point and laugh.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Monday, 7 November 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

beanz, 400 cubic feet would be about 3 to 4 feet high, so yeah, basically waist deep is what I'm shooting for here. Also, I'd corral the area off, there is a mini hallway leading into the room and I'd place a 4 foot by 8 foot sheet of plywood there to prevent the peanuts from spilling out into the hallway.

Whoo! good times!, Monday, 7 November 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

why not just buy it at the $1 per cubic whatsit price, and then resell them on ebay. after the party?

ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 November 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

For $400 you could probably furnish the room instead.

beanz (beanz), Monday, 7 November 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

balloons would be cheaper. getting rid of them later would also be easier.

koogs (koogs), Monday, 7 November 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

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Yeah, if I'm going to invest that much money I might as well just buy some furniture. I thought about buying the peanuts outright and then reselling them but I think that would be a major dud. Packaging up, labeling and carting what could potentially be hundreds of trash bags to the post office would get old real quick. And that’s assuming I can even resell them, I see tons of this stuff on eBay but most of it is "buy it now" so I'm really not sure how strong the resell market is, plus I probably couldn't sell the peanuts that got damaged, crushed, dirty, beer spilled on them, god what if some drunk fool pukes in there.

I'd really like to avoid paying "retail" for my packaging peanuts. I have to find the manufacturer and buy direct, that or come up with some other material to use.

Whoo! good times!, Monday, 7 November 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Just put a sign out on the sidewalk in front of your building, "Recycle your packaging peanuts here. Just drop them off." Everyone probably has a box or two of these fucking things in a closet that they'd love to get rid of.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Monday, 7 November 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

we've got some extras here at the warehouse, but probably not THAT much.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 7 November 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

This looks totally useful!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 7 November 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Use soap suds? Watch out for soap allergies though.

beanz (beanz), Monday, 7 November 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.elc.co.uk/toy-33043

secondhandnews (secondhandnews), Monday, 7 November 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Ask at a big chain bookstore. Or you could just check their dumpsters... When I worked in a big bookstore, the people in the backroom threw out huge bags of foam peanuts every couple of days. Lots of boxes would arrive from the warehouses with only several books drowning in peanuts. Even the relatively full boxes were padded with them more often than not.

sgs (sgs), Monday, 7 November 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

This is the best thing I've ever heard. Forget cleaning the thing up, just leave it as is and have your own sponge room! Also, you could pad the walls in foam. It'd be so amazing.

melton mowbray needs to grow up (adr), Monday, 7 November 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

It'd be great if you could have one of those baby-gate things over the door as well, only filled in with wood/plastic so none of the stuff comes out. That way you could have steps leading up to it and could dive into the peanuts!

melton mowbray (adr), Monday, 7 November 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

This is exactly what I want to do! I was going to place a step ladder on either side so you could climb out and then for extra fun I'd place the keg and all the liquor on a table at the opposite side of the room so if you wanted to drink you'd have to wade through all the peanuts. It would piss some people off but most of my friends would love it. I think it would be more fun as the night went on and people drank more.

I originally wanted to use the plastic balls but they are way too expensive. My math may be a bit rusty but I'm basically looking to fill a 10 foot by 10 foot by 4 foot cube and assuming that those plastic balls are 4 inches in diameter I'd need about 30 x 30 = 900 plastic balls to fill a height of 4 inches. The link provided by secondhandnews above sells them in batches of 100 for 10 pounds, which means I'd be paying 90 quid to cover 4 inches of floor. To cover 4 feet (assuming none of the balls settle) I'm looking at over 1000 quid, not counting shipping costs.

I've looked into bubble wrap, and foam sheets and it looks like it would cost anywhere from $500 - several thousand. I've contacted my local recycling center and they don't accept Styrofoam peanuts, they usually direct people to ups or federal express, who will resell them to me but at an even higher price than what I could find online. Contacting local business's like a bookstore is probably the best bet but I'm not sure I could collect enough in the next two weeks. I may have to resort to using balloons although I don't think that would be as much fun.

Whoo! good times!, Monday, 7 November 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

my friend dave built a "waiting room" for his dorm room out of furniture and filled it like this.

Jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 7 November 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

I was going to say you could maybe get a similar effect with a $30 paper shredder and a bunch of old newspaper, but then I realized you'd wind up with a bunch of ink-smeared guests. Still, maybe some sort of thin paper stock would work, either shredded and frothed around or somehow loosely balled?

But, umm, here's some good news: four feet is way too high! I mean, chances are your shortest guests will be between 5'0 and 5'3 -- they'd be practically up to their necks in that stuff. Not to mention that you're putting the drinks table in there -- and surely the average table is well below four feet high?

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 7 November 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jel2004/stonehenge.jpg

You can build stonehenge with them, that's what I did at woprk one afternoon.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 7 November 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

You might just end up looking like a stupid idiot. Imagine if people look at it, look at you, look at each other and clearly have an expression of, "Ok, this sucks. Where the fuck are we supposed to sit? The styrofoam? Yeah, that's great. How long do we have to stay to be polite?"

Rationalizationizer, Monday, 7 November 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

I don't think a day goes by when I don't do something that makes me look like a complete idiot, usually as a result of me trying something new or different, I'm aware of this as are my friends. I'm not talking about doing this in the living room, we are talking about a completely empty bedroom, and there will be other places to sit. I'm just trying to come up with a fun use of an otherwise vacant space.

nabisco, the paper shredder idea has potential. I'm going to look into it, plus it’s easily recyclable. Four feet is probably too high, I'm over 6 feet tall so I was basing it on my height plus I’m assuming whatever material I use would get crushed down some so it would be closer to 3 feet after a few people walk through.

Whoo! good times!, Monday, 7 November 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

just hit up Craigslist and garage sales for cheap ass furniture. Easier that way, and less clean-up.

also, star wars figures and toy robots. everywhere. free giveaways, too. much more fun and better memories.

kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

The problem with paper is that it was get flattened and compacted really, really quickly, and as soon as a little of that happens it won't be particularly inviting -- playing in packing peanuts sounds fun, but playing in chunks of balled-up paper sounds uncomfortable.

Too bad there isn't a way to get fabric into the form of little three-dimensional balls. Or 4000 zippas for $99!

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

I think it sounds grand, I've always WANTED a ball pit of my very own but it seems I've been too big for them ever since there were any in the vicinity, so I have not even childhood memories of drowning in colorful plastic spheres to fall back on....

The peanuts would at least support some weight should someone "choose" to fall over and/or jump off the ladder. Shredded paper really isn't going to do much for you there, I'm afraid. Also, depending on whether you decide to spring for the peanuts, some of them are made of a heavy-duty starch so they melt away when you add water. Bad for spilling drinks on, but easier to dispose of afterwards and less bad feeling related to reselling vs disposing of.

Dammit N, you beat me to it.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Boy, if I had 400 cubic feet of Styrofoam packing peanuts for every time I've been asked this question!

M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

Yes call a bookstore (or other store). If not, 2nd option of their dumpster is the way to go.

I sell books on hamazon for a living and i get packing materials from a chain book store's dumpster from time to time. There's always dozens of 30 gallon bags of peanuts in there. They are sealed in plastic bags so they're not in contact with garbage and would be good for your idea.

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Monday, 7 November 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Plus, the cool thing about your own ball crawl is that it's your own vomit and urine in there, not some dumb 8-year-old's who ate too much pizza...

kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)


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