Two NFL cheerleaders arrested at Tampa bar

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I will marry one of these girls!

― Pablo (Pablo A), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

So where was the priest, the nun and the rabbit?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

do you have a newstracker on cheerleaders?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

"Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's around 2:20 am Sunday."

Haha.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

do you have a newstracker on cheerleaders?

Not yet.....

― Pablo (Pablo A), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Somewhere within the Brookings Institution, Gregg Easterbrook is putting the finishing touches on a Very Special TMQ. And then he'll go write his column.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

I feel slightly more cheer than I did ten minutes ago, so at least they're doing their job.

― andy --, Monday, 7 November 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Banana Joe's???

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

You should expect things like that to happen at a place named Banana Joe's.

― KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Somewhere within the Brookings Institution, Gregg Easterbrook is putting the finishing touches on a Very Special TMQ. And then he'll go write his column.

OTM. I'm eagerly anticipating tomorrow's TMQ like I haven't in years.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 7 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bananajoespa.com/photos/realWorld2/DSCF0259.jpg

― Pablo (Pablo A), Monday, 7 November 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

How long will it take The Smoking Gun to get the police report, I wonder.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, i wanna see what the cop wrote.

"We got a call about two women in a bathroom stall. Turns out they were busy..."

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 7 November 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

NOW TATS WHAT I CALL FANTASY FOOTBALL

― gear (gear), Monday, 7 November 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Apparently this has been upgraded from some sort of sexual activity to HAD SEX IN A BAR according to Yahoo! News.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 7 November 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

how long til they're on a talk show?

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

Well they have to get fired by Carolina first which I predict happens. . . right. . . about. . . now.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C.

Meanwhile, detectives are trying to determine how Thomas gained possession of the driver's license of the third cheerleader.

I think we can all agree that underage drinking is the real cause of this tragedy.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

What tragedy?

― Wolfcastleee (Leee), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

Haha. Oh man detectives in Tampa Bay are k-dumb.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

but did they have to flush the third cheerleader? that's going overboard!

― nyuknyuk (tremendoid), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

Alas, the Carolina Panthers official site is down & out. Not just the cheerbabe pages - the entire site.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

FILM AT 11

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

Porn auteurs across California are readying their scripts as we speak.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

These kinds of stories are always a treat.

― van igloo (van smack), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

How long before they are on the Howard Stern show?

― van igloo (van smack), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

Well, they won't be there on Tuesday as he's been suspended for a day.

― discus (dr g), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

But were they twins?

― M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tampabays10.com/assetpool/images/05116164948_cheerleaders.jpg

The blond is HOTT!

― Alex H (Alex Henreid), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

The two women were taken to Hillsborough County jail, where they both bonded out later Sunday morning.

Sounds like they'd already bonded in the bathroom by that point!

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

Haha

― van igloo (van smack), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

what tragedy? the arrest, obv.!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

Neither of those looks like a 20-year old to me. Cheerleading must be hard living.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

Prison lighting is harsh, tho.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

I dare you to find anyone that looks good in a prison photo.

Besides Nick Nolte.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mugshots.net/nick_nolte/nick_nolte.jpg !?

― Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I thought that was her promo pic from the link.

better:
http://www.tampabays10.com/assetpool/images/051161703_cheerleaders2.jpg

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

TMQ was eerily silent on this today. I suspect nfl.com intervention.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

SO LAME

Blog it, Easterbrook!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

There are probably 1500+ words on this topic (and Battlestar Galactica) (and the logistics of bathroom trysts) on Easterbrook's PC that the fascists at NFL.com are suppressing because they fear the gay sex.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

But there's no gay sex here! Only the hot lesbian sexing, and all parties can agree to that!

― Wolfcastleee (Leee), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

Guys, did any of you watch tv last night at all? Or read the new news stories on this? The blonde chick was tossing her cookies, the lesbian sex story was "vicious gossip" from the woman who they decked. There are other witnesses to this event who are all like, uh, no, blondie was puking her guts out in there, they weren't doing it.

Sorry, guys.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

LIES LIES LIES

YEAH

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Whither fact-checking?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

For a brief moment I entertained the illusion that "tossing her cookies" was akin to "tossing her salad".

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/cookiemonster.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

Cookielingus?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

"tossing her cookie"

― Dan (Hem Hem) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

munchin on her nutter butter

― bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

"Here! Catch my cookie!"

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

Had to happen:

http://www.local6.com/news/5278661/detail.html

A team spokesman says the women violated a rule that bans conduct that's embarrassing to the team or organization.

Hypocrites.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

so i think this might mean that the cheerleaders actually have grounds for a lawsuit! right?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

A SEXY LAWSUIT!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I figured as much. My own little scenario involved cocaine, forgetting to latch the stall, someone barging into it, and then one of them instinctively kissing the other one in an ultimately very misguided attempt to cover up their crime.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

My own little scenario involved pillows and fighting.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

mine involved one girl being sad because her boyfriend dumped her and the other hugging her and then it turning into a kiss.

alternately, one was pissed at th'other because she was hitting on her boyfriend and they started fighting, but then they started making out.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

the key is that it didn't start out as a kiss, it just happened spontaneously and sexily

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

Pseudo-lesbianism is best when it's unplanned, accidental even.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

alternately, one was pissed at th'other because she was hitting on her boyfriend and they started fighting, but then they started making out.

YES!!!

it's most crucial that they'd never done this before, so it's even more exciting and different and sexy

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

the after-the-fact denial of the sudden, spontaneous chemistry is even sexier.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

one word: watersports

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

they have to start out slapping eachother, then kinda slow down to just caressing....

They start out fighting, one of them slips (because she's wearing 4-inch heels), smacks her head on the sink and passes out. The other one panics, starts giving mouth to mouth, the first one comes to, the mouth to mouth turns into a passionate kiss.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

I assume this pause means you're all feverishly masturbating.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Well then what are YOU doing, then?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

i was about to start watching the relevant scenes from femme fatale

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/catfight_cement.jpg

"cement."

― Wolfcastleee (Leee), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

It's important that they maintain eye contact with one another and avoid acknowleding the camera.

― Wolfcastleee (Leee), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

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