The Jane Middlemiss prog coming up: Reality Phorensic Housewatch (or whatever)

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Basically, they send the family away for 2 weks holiday, and a team of phorensic scientists and other experts examine your house, garden, computer, etc, for all those 'little' secrets.

Hmm, now who would sign up for a show like this..... ?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

A long while ago, I nearly started a thread "What reality show could they make that couldn't get so-called 'improved' by adding Celebrities and removing members of the public"

Well, this one! No-one'd go NEAR it!

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, well, who'd have thought that anyone would sign up for a programme where you had to live in a house with random nutters for months at a time where they film you IN THE FREAKING SHOWER and everywhere else?

― Streatham's Paisley Princess (kate), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

I can't decide which is worse: frequent newspaper articles on Why Reality TV Is Finished, or the endless tide of televisual bollocks that proves the articles wrong.

― The Marquis of Cauliflower (noodle vague), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

this is a pretty weird concept. i feel sorry for the inevitable teen couple whose previously well hidden sex life will be put on display because of their stupid parents that signed up for the show. if anyone does. i cant believe its a real show, i guess they think reality + csi = hot?? are they hoping for murderers?

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

but presumably they give the family enough notice so that individual members can 'get rid of evidence' re secrets. which makes for disappointing programme surely.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Apparently, one show finds 'deleted' pr0n on the teenage lad's comput3r.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Hmm, now who would sign up for a show like this..... ?

Some total idiot under police investigation, that's who!!

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I misread that. It's the PRESENTER. Even so.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Not Jayne then.

Bloody 'ell. Couldn't make it up, and so on.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

Funny how they say an offence 'involving a child' and you automatically think 'paedophile' whereas it could have been something like running a chimneysweeping business or something

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.twofourbroadcast.com/images/image_client_mask.gif

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/4459930.stm

More detailed.

"Sexual Activity in the presence of a child" ?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

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