Morning wood: classic or dud?

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Hmmm... do women have an equivalent of morning wood? Morning button or something?

― Sylvia North\'s brother, Thursday, 10 November 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

Classic apart from when I was staying over at g/f’s house and her mum asked me to reach something from the top of a wardrobe. Only had pair if boxers on and it peaked over the top when I reached up. V embarrassing.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 10 November 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

Classic apart from when I was staying over at g/f’s house and her mum asked me to reach something from the top of a wardrobe.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

do you sleep with both your gf and her mum or something?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

What were you doing in only your boxers, with a stiffy, in front of her mum? Though it wouldn't surprise me if you were actually shagging them both.

Haha xpost - seems you have something of a reputation on here, godwin.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

They are tres annoying. Having to drag that thing out of bed makes waking up more of a chore than it would be otherwise.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

do you sleep with both your gf and her mum or something?

No, her mum can only watch.

― Nathalie, the Queen of Frock 'n' Fall (stevie nixed), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

sweepstakes on what's on top of the wardrobe.. camcorder? vibrator?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

Something was suitcase, i had been sleeping in the spare room and she came in and asked if i could get it (suitcase) down for her. i was a little reluctant to get out of the bed (as you can imagine) but she just stood there. i did have my back to her when it popped out. Still v embarrassing.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

maybe she didn't mean the suitcase when she asked the question.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

Haha xpost - seems you have something of a reputation on here, godwin

i hope not, i'm looking at moving south and was thinking of showing my face at one of the FAPs.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

Maybe she was asking to put it in the (nudge nudge wink wink) suitcase.

― Nathalie, the Queen of Frock 'n' Fall (stevie nixed), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

"You have something I want. Can you give it to me?"

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

i reckon not-goowin' gf's mum blatantly just wanted to get a look at him in his pants, the perv.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

sweepstakes on what's on top of the wardrobe.. camcorder? vibrator?

tin of pineapple rings

― foxy boxer (stevie), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

Having kids introduces a whole new set of problems with morning wood.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

i hope not, i'm looking at moving south and was thinking of showing my face at one of the FLAPs.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

aldo is michael jackson

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

ken, you're giving me a bad name.;-)

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

Nobody has actually answered "sylvia"s question yet, I see.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

i dunno, i am a boy.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

i have!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 10 November 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Dud. Especially when one has to piss.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 10 November 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

No, that's classic, because once you find a contortion where the wood's not spraying all over the bathroom, the pissing feels SO GOOD.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 10 November 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

ah the ol' correct distance judging fiasco...

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 10 November 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

there's something sort of endearing about morning wood

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 10 November 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

Dud: When you have it as a teenager, and you're going to be late for school, and your mum comes in and says she's not leaving till you get up.

Please don't infer anything unsavoury from that.

― chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Thursday, 10 November 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

the m.w. is at its best when a girl is finding it endearing, and wanting to kiss it.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 10 November 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

classic

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

its dud when you have it and have to pee, though.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

Überklassik

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bbc/programmes_tv_idents_and_screenshots/cbbc_cbeebies_daytime/300dick_dom.jpg

dud for dom.

― JimD (JimD), Friday, 11 November 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

Well there's one sure way to get rid of it; and it wakes you up just as good as coffee!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

Does anybody else click on a thread like this and then, before reading it, instantly feel ashamed for deciding that a discussion on the pros and cons of MORNING WOOD is a valid expenditure of your time?

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

[and then read it anyway, of course]

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

― ath (ath), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

more like got-woodwin

― pretentiosexual rights activist (haitch), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

ZING!

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

morning sex is rad.

― scout (scout), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

morning sex while watching the movie Rad is even radder.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)

guess that goes for any activity really.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

dud because i love morning sex but morning wood sex is not so great (i hear it's kind of painful at times for the menfolk?)

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:49 (twenty years ago)

Hu? We're not talking about sex with wood, are we??

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)

Ow. Branching out into dangerous territory.

― Rumpie, Friday, 11 November 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha owww.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 11 November 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

i can't see how it could be painful.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 11 November 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

i just realised something:

wood
pecker

hehehehehehehehehe

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:07 (twenty years ago)

omg blue TIT

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

i don't get that last one. c on t reference? but if it's blue that's kind of unhealthy..

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

shouldn't it be purple?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)

got-woodwin is gonna keep me chuckling all year

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

i think i may have to change my name.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

to got-woodwin?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

i'm way above clicking on this thread

― john clarkson, Friday, 11 November 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

(i hear it's kind of painful at times for the menfolk?)

Is that what he's been telling you? Hehe :)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 11 November 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

i can't see what benefits telling someone that as a lie could possibly bring.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 November 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

"oh it hurts you? i'm sorry. let's not doing it then"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 November 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

Maybe she's a sadist?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 11 November 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

Maybe she's a minger?
(hypothetically, not in tehresa's case obv.)

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 11 November 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

he's gay.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 11 November 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

this wasn't something i was told by anyone i was with... heard it from a friend once.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 12 November 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

Morning wood sex is great, but the body's transition from "I need to pee" to "I need to come" can be kind of gooseflesh-y. I like the feeling, but I can understand not liking it. Maybe that's what your friend meant. (And that's more than anyone wanted to know about me, oops, back to writing letters.)

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 12 November 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

I cant get past the "ew I have morning breath and need a shower" thing enough to get into it myself :/

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 12 November 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

Yes, it's often very hard.

― moley, Saturday, 12 November 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

lol

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 12 November 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

Me: How did you deal with it?
not-goodwin: I swivelled away and pulled my pants up. But I pulled them too far and they ended up looking like a pair of hotpants.

― Affectian (Affectian), Saturday, 12 November 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

I find that if I don't mess with the morning wood I feel a lot more in control for the rest of the day.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 12 November 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/29/62612641_216dacb49f_o.jpg

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 13 November 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

a weapon of massive dud when one is in a long distance relationship and crashing couches/between homes.
in the same chapter as 'do i take any of my clothes off tonight? maybe just the jeans, why is their cat looking at me like that? is it because my sweatshirt is on his chair? we really don't need streetlamps do we? why do stereos have so many flashing lights when they are turned off? where the fuck is my t-shirt?' ' i havent been this fetal position bound since the summer of '74(think:womb) nothing like resorting to sleeping in jeans so as not to offend kind friends. do you mind if i come in your shower? my drain aim is spectacular. an extra pillow for me? oh you really are good to me... but yeah i usually dont like to mess with it. pissing with morning wood is sort of post-rock

― kephm (kephm), Sunday, 13 November 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

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